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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

maybealabia posted:




Edited down absurdly large image

Excellent Username/Post synergy here

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/bbd9lpr53ntb1/DASH_1080.mp4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yea ostentaçao is right

you gotta calm down Brazil

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Just plopping half a dozen boiled eggs on top of my dish for garnish

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Data Graham posted:

Yea ostentaçao is right

you gotta calm down Brazil
I love these "lanche" restaurants with the insanely massive foods, because "lanche" means "snack". :stonk:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

No kings, no masters, no dicktaters.

:anarchists:

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Data Graham posted:

Yea ostentaçao is right

you gotta calm down Brazil

Ahem.

No.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Data Graham posted:

Yea ostentaçao is right

you gotta calm down Brazil

Just looking at the gallon of cum adjacent sauce they insist on putting on everything turns my stomach.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Strong opening with the textbook cutupiryboy face

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I did always say that the trough is the obvious next stage of fast food development.
Next up: The face attached feedbag!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Theophany posted:

Just looking at the gallon of cum adjacent sauce they insist on putting on everything turns my stomach.
Catupiry is delicious, and now I'm bummed all over again that the Brazilian café out here just closed. :(

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Just serve the bread separately and put that thing on a plate or in a box.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Hirayuki posted:

Catupiry is delicious, and now I'm bummed all over again that the Brazilian café out here just closed. :(

Did they at least use serving sizes of it smaller than 'this whole piping bag'?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Theophany posted:

Did they at least use serving sizes of it smaller than 'this whole piping bag'?
They tucked it into plump little minced-chicken croquettes. Outstanding.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-7cjnSamk

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:lol:

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Scannez-moi for juicy Shaq meat :wiggle:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Ror posted:

Just plopping half a dozen boiled eggs on top of my dish for garnish

At least it was only quail's eggs

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah I was like "wait that cannot be just six whole rear end eggs she dunked on there, I thought I saw a spoon" and then "wait did she suddenly become 18 feet tall" and then "oh"

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

juggalo baby coffin posted:

i have been watching the mead (although this is more like prison wine) making journey of a guy called gothic king cobra. despite it being maybe the most basic alcohol to make, so basic that bears and chimps sometimes make it by accident, he fucks up every step. he's like the modern incarnation of that french canadian lawyer youtuber who nearly burned down his filthy house trying to cook eggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfnj-uvimOw

his videos are excessively long and soul damaging so i tend to skip thru, but highlights of this one include:

- huffing the CO2 from the balloon he had to track the fermentation
- 'sanitizing' an old hawaiian punch jug by putting water from the hot tap in it and shaking it a bit
- pouring the 'mead' from the old container into a filthy glass for some reason
- pouring from the pint glass into a sieve over the mouth of the new 'sanitized' bottle. the drastic mismatch of vessel mouth sizes means he just pours half the rotting fruit juice over the counter
- he mops up the spilled juice with the shirt he is wearing
- he repeats this process laboriously
- THEN he takes out a funnel to add sugar. like the whole thing was a conceptual joke

he's kind of the real life version of charlie from It's Always Sunny. he once made a burrito, left it to cool on the counter overnight in his filthy house, then ate it while bugs were visibly crawling on it. he livestreams and his viewers doordash him weird stuff and he's been just eating the cat food people send him to somehow own them.



yes, that is a condom on top.
no, I'm unclear if it's the same mead as the one he put peanut butter and bacon bits into (one of my friends posts updates and I live vicariously)

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I drove by a truck that said "Home of the BBQ Marshmallow", which sounded excitingly horrible, but it's really just burnt ends.

quote:


Burnt End $12.97

Tender meat marshmallows from the brisket point, smoked to perfection, cubed, on bun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkCETZYUy8

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

LvK posted:



yes, that is a condom on top.
no, I'm unclear if it's the same mead as the one he put peanut butter and bacon bits into (one of my friends posts updates and I live vicariously)

I could've gone the rest of my life not knowing about this poo poo :mad:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I drove by a truck that said "Home of the BBQ Marshmallow", which sounded excitingly horrible, but it's really just burnt ends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkCETZYUy8

Why would you advertise one of the all time greatest meats in a way that makes me want to vomit :psyduck:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I drove by a truck that said "Home of the BBQ Marshmallow", which sounded excitingly horrible,

basically just smores?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Max Holloway rules

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
BBQ sauce flavored marshmallows must exist in some forgotten corner of Texas.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Would these even look like sliders in Shaq's hand?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The General posted:

Would these even look like sliders in Shaq's hand?

The image on the packaging is to scale, Shaq invented a shrink ray and used it on himself to make his burger patties look like a better value.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Schubalts posted:

BBQ sauce flavored marshmallows must exist in some forgotten corner of Texas.

Lucky Charms, but it's just stars and horseshoes.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




225~ grams burger. loving shaqflation

well why not has a new favorite as of 08:31 on Oct 14, 2023

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I drove by a truck that said "Home of the BBQ Marshmallow", which sounded excitingly horrible, but it's really just burnt ends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkCETZYUy8

Instead of asking how to make meat marshmallows, someone should have asked why make meat marshmallows.

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010
Carnivore marshmallows are pretty simple. Vanilla extract, beef gelatin, artificial sweetener. Alas, no "carnivore candy" level strangeness.
Someone did make steak flavored marshmallows though :v:

For a fun kind of bizarre, marshmallow aged steak.

Pogonodon has a new favorite as of 10:22 on Oct 14, 2023

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ror posted:

Just plopping half a dozen boiled eggs on top of my dish for garnish

And also four slices of tomato.

https://twitter.com/messedupfoods/status/1712982801736192388

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
I'd pay $18 for that, since I think I could scavenge twelve bucks worth of food from that mess and the remaining carcass is worth six bucks of leftovers.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007




At least the Coke is zero sugar so it balances things out health wise

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm pretty sure you could make a good fry sauce with concentrated broth added but the peas are definitely competing with the fries, maybe pea croquettes?

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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