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SubponticatePoster posted:Little local schad: there's an eclipse today. The best viewing will be in the southern part of my state, but you can still see it up where I am at about 80% occlusion. Some people were scheduling watch parties. Except it clouded up this morning about an hour before it started, and now that it's over the clouds are starting to break up. Same thing happened in my part of Germany in 1999. Wikipedia posted:Because of the high population densities in areas of the path, this was one of the most-viewed total solar eclipses in human history; although some areas in the path of totality (mainly in Western Europe) offered impaired visibility due to adverse weather conditions. 
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Hi, I live in Canada and if anyone thinks they can guilt me for driving my car for ten loving minutes rather than ride a loving bike in - 30 degree winters in the middle of the night they can shove their bikes right up their self righteous rear end! #FuckBikes
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Oct 14, 2023 18:40
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More embarrassing than the bike fuckers tbh
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Hippocrass posted:Hi, I live in Canada and if anyone thinks they can guilt me for driving my car for ten loving minutes rather than ride a loving bike in - 30 degree winters in the middle of the night they can shove their bikes right up their self righteous rear end! Ski / snow shoe then and save the bike for when the weather warms up a bit.
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Oct 14, 2023 18:49
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Oct 14, 2023 18:56
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I backed over 4 cyclists just driving my truck across the street to get a Frappuccino this morning
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Oct 14, 2023 19:26
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Wow it's been a while since a bunch of posters got real worked up at other people enjoying exercise
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Oct 14, 2023 19:33
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It just makes me wish I had a nicer bike. Mine'd shake the gently caress apart and break my rear end.
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Oct 14, 2023 19:34
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My bike is so goddamn unreliable but I’m also dreading paying for a more decent one
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Oct 14, 2023 19:40
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PurpleXVI posted:Jesus, 9 hours of unpaid transportation time a week? You couldn't bribe me to accept those work conditions. It's around 1.25 hrs each way to bike, 50 min to drive due to traffic and 2hrs to take the bus because lol public transport. With current fuel prices it saves me about $15 a day in petrol and keeps me fit. So eh, not ideal but not the worst
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Oct 14, 2023 19:45
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Honestly my personal equation is about half that for all the numbers (35min/25min) and I also show up to work all endorphined up and feeling great, instead of just angry at the traffic I was stuck in, it's great. The backlash against that lifestyle ITT is hilarious to me. Goons
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Oct 14, 2023 19:52
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The CIA guys commuting to Langley via canoe was really great but also the locals continually stealing or destroying their canoes was good too because they're still CIA
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Oct 14, 2023 19:57
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Hippocrass posted:Hi, I live in Canada and if anyone thinks they can guilt me for driving my car for ten loving minutes rather than ride a loving bike in - 30 degree winters in the middle of the night they can shove their bikes right up their self righteous rear end! Madness. I rode my bike early winter and a small patch of snow I wasn't concerned about was actually a pothole and I went over the handlebars. That was the last day I did that.
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Oct 14, 2023 19:59
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Hippocrass posted:Hi, I live in Canada and if anyone thinks they can guilt me for driving my car for ten loving minutes rather than ride a loving bike in - 30 degree winters in the middle of the night they can shove their bikes right up their self righteous rear end! Weak.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:06
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Isn’t this the guy who just got busted for making up all of these interactions he’s using in his act?
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Oct 14, 2023 20:10
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Every comedy routine is STDH.txt.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:13
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Yeah that's just all of stand-up.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:14
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Comedians making poo poo up for a laugh? Never happens.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:17
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you've heard of making up a guy to get mad at, now try this!
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Oct 14, 2023 20:18
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The ones about people going to Heaven and St. Peter riffing on them as he turns them away? Those are real.
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ante posted:Honestly my personal equation is about half that for all the numbers (35min/25min) and I also show up to work all endorphined up and feeling great, instead of just angry at the traffic I was stuck in, it's great. It's not often a goony backlash to physical fitness. It's often a reaction to bike snobs being entitled, self-righteous pricks toward people who live in rural areas or areas underserved by public transit or bike friendly infrastructure. Personally, I wish I could bike or even bus to my job, but my city is like every other goddamn American city and I have three options: Bus for an hour and still have to walk 30 minutes anyway Bike 45 minutes and probably die in my commute much younger than I would otherwise die Drive 15 minutes
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Oct 14, 2023 20:20
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I use both car and bike but I play both sides by always riding and driving like a total rear end in a top hat so I’m always coming out on top
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Railing Kill posted:bike snobs being entitled, self-righteous pricks toward people who live in rural areas or areas underserved by public transit or bike friendly infrastructure. This didn't happen though
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Railing Kill posted:It's not often a goony backlash to physical fitness. It's often a reaction to bike snobs being entitled, self-righteous pricks toward people who live in rural areas or areas underserved by public transit or bike friendly infrastructure. Personally, I wish I could bike or even bus to my job, but my city is like every other goddamn American city and I have three options: Again, this was one single person describing their own personal situation, and you treating it like some massive offense against people who drive to work is absolutely insane.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:30
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:If you live in a place where bike accessibility is an afterthought then I completely understand these posts. Some of us are fortunate enough to live in places where bikes are not relegated to winding multi-use paths through parks and bicycle gutters, and biking is actually a cool and fun thing to do in places that support it. Biking 90 minutes to work is no different than having a jog or light workout in the morning before you get in your suburban-class light infantry transport to both go to work and actively justify your municipality's war on bikes. I live in one of the most bike friendly places in the world and I bike to work four days a week, but that's because the bike ride is fifteen minutes there and fifteen minutes back again in a worst case scenario. If it was over an hour of biking I'd find some faster way to get there, not because I can't bike for that long, but because that's an unacceptable loss of my free time. EDIT: Content, sorry, hadn't seen the derail had been told to stop. 
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Oct 14, 2023 20:32
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Borscht posted:Isn’t this the guy who just got busted for making up all of these interactions he’s using in his act? Oh god I have some news about WWE
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:This didn't happen though I was speaking generally, not about where we are in the current derail. I've seen this slapfight happen enough times to set my watch to it. There is an undercurrent of ire toward people who drive cars like we have a loving choice in the matter. Bike people make car people mad, and car people drive like assholes around cyclists. It sucks.
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Ror posted:I use both car and bike but I play both sides by always riding and driving like a total rear end in a top hat so I’m always coming out on top This is the  way.
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Oct 14, 2023 21:45
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They call this the "Dutch Commute"
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Oct 14, 2023 21:58
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PLEASE shut up about bikes.
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Borscht posted:Isn’t this the guy who just got busted for making up all of these interactions he’s using in his act? When goon face blindness takes the inevitable "all brown people are the same" turn
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:PLEASE shut up about bikes.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:PLEASE shut up about bikes. car defender has logged on
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gently caress bikes, tricycles are where it's at anyway
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I think we need Unicycle Boy to weigh in on the discussion.
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Trabant posted:I think we need Unicycle Boy to weigh in on the discussion. gently caress him
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Captain Hygiene posted:gently caress bikes, tricycles are where it's at anyway Mad respect to the parent for keeping the kid in frame as they did something stupid instead of jumping to save them.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Mad respect to the parent for keeping the kid in frame as they did something stupid instead of jumping to save them. How else are you stopped to win $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos, smart guy?
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