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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Venomous posted:

wait, Biden is seriously going to bring back the draft just to invade Iran? lmao

A funny rumor to start

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HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

ill be pushing so goons are the first on the draft

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

lol

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

PawParole posted:

Now that bombing Iran is happening can we talk about how they’ll bring back the draft? Because there’s no way that they can invade Iran without a draft.

Also I want everyone to apologize to me for dismissing my concerns out of hand

We're not invading Iran or instituting a draft, lol. We might drop some bombs or send over some cruise missiles but we're not doing any kind of land war with Iran.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

No one is bombing Iran. I’m sure everyone here forgot what a leppo is apparently but that Syria

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

iran has actual anti-air capabilities so beyond some rockets and poo poo they arent invading iran unless the us just wants to end the empire now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Venomous posted:

wait, Biden is seriously going to bring back the draft just to invade Iran? lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

PawParole posted:


Also I want everyone to apologize to me for dismissing my concerns out of hand

no

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

PawParole posted:

Now that bombing Iran is happening can we talk about how they’ll bring back the draft? Because there’s no way that they can invade Iran without a draft.

Also I want everyone to apologize to me for dismissing my concerns out of hand

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
Again Israel has bombed 3 countries in the last 24 hours, can't really say with temerity that they wouldn't do the same to Iran. They are not acting rationally.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

HashtagGirlboss posted:

No one is bombing Iran. I’m sure everyone here forgot what a leppo is apparently but that Syria

They might be referring to Iran's statement indicating they'll get involved if Israel goes through with the ground invasion.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

PawParole posted:

Also I want everyone to apologize to me for dismissing my concerns out of hand

lol

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

iran saying they may get involved doesnt necessarily mean they send troops they can act through hezbollah and others

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Hello new people.

DTI/DTA == Death to Israel/America.

SYQ == Source your Quote. It’s unsourced copy/pasted shitlib quotes from bad forums like D&D

Succ == Shitlib (See: Hootington)

Feel free to shitpost! DTI! DTA! DTUN!

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

mcmagic posted:

I don't think they going to invade Iran.

Neocons want to get to do their dream before it slips out of hand, also
the war escalating naturally. Like if they bomb Iranian units and the Iranian government captures ships in the gulf and it escalated from there.


RandomBlue posted:

We're not invading Iran or instituting a draft, lol. We might drop some bombs or send over some cruise missiles but we're not doing any kind of land war with Iran.

I fail to see how you guys can bomb the 2nd largest country in the Middle East and not have it escalate. Do you know why the American government hasn’t bombarded iran yet?


WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

"How does this affect me, an American, the protagonists of the world?" Is still extremely loving gross.

Americans aren’t the protags of the world (that’s the Chinese) and not everyone on this forum is American.

PawParole has issued a correction as of 22:58 on Oct 14, 2023

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

FlapYoJacks posted:

Hello new people.


Feel free to shitpost!

Okay, but what's with all the McDonald's posts?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

RandomBlue posted:

They might be referring to Iran's statement indicating they'll get involved if Israel goes through with the ground invasion.

I’m not giving them that much credit

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Father Wendigo posted:

Okay, but what's with all the McDonald's posts?

gotta eat...

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

PawParole posted:

Neocons get to do their dream before it slips out of hand.



They really tired to do it right after 9/11 and then again when trump did the salomini assassination. I'm sure they will try again. Israel wants a war with Iran very badly too.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

It's Bavaria, they had state elections 2 weeks ago and all the Nazi parties gained votes. That state is more racist than Upper Austria, which means something.

Also Bavaria is notorious for having one of the most corrupt and racist police departments in the German speaking region.

Hammerstein has issued a correction as of 23:03 on Oct 14, 2023

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Father Wendigo posted:

Okay, but what's with all the McDonald's posts?

w eare burger cpountry

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Father Wendigo posted:

Okay, but what's with all the McDonald's posts?

Different McDonalds franchises in the region are giving away different things. Israel McDonald’s are giving away free meals to the IDF. Palestinian McDonalds are donating huge sums of cash to relief efforts.

Quite frankly, I appreciate Israel McDonalds being so based as to try and slow down/kill IDF soldiers. Very honorable.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

mcmagic posted:

salomini assassination

mamma Mia

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

30.5 Days posted:

w eare burger cpountry

it's burger world now

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

mcmagic posted:

They really tired to do it right after 9/11 and then again when trump did the salomini assassination. I'm sure they will try again. Israel wants a war with Iran very badly too.

whos salomini

wheres his brother parmesani

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

mcmagic posted:

They really tired to do it right after 9/11 and then again when trump did the salomini assassination. I'm sure they will try again. Israel wants a war with Iran very badly too.

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops,so if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it.

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

mawarannahr posted:

it's burger world now

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
salomini in the bag

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops, if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it

nah

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops, if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it

no

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops, if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it

America goes to war with Iran -> draft -> America is no longer at war with Iran

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/SanaSaeed/status/1713306912005976330

jesus christ

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops, if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it

I disagree

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops,so if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it.

keep posting

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops,so if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it.

there isn't going to be a large scale american ground invasion of iran.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

operation Gabagool is a go

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009


looking forward to freaks trying to play this off as not genocide

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

PawParole posted:

logically if American goes to war with Iran, there will be a draft. The all volunteer army is short by 20k troops,so if America goes to war with iran then there would be a draft. I want all of you to follow my logic, and admit that it makes sense before I stop posting about it.

American society would explode if the government tried to institute a draft lmao

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

some old testament vengeance going on for imagined babies

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