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If you have a normal adult diet and take solid big boy shits it doesn't matter
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Oct 14, 2023 21:46
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I assume there are still toilets in Hungary (did a stint there once long ago) with a little shelf above the water upon which you can drop your putin, where it rests out in the open. Afterwards, as is the wont of any health fixated Hungarian, you can inspect it. I thought this was an inferior putin disposal method from the perspective of any aesthetic you might name, and, forgive the generalization, that Hungarians were pretty loving weird.
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Oct 14, 2023 21:57
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the popes toes posted:I assume there are still toilets in Hungary (did a stint there once long ago) with a little shelf above the water upon which you can drop your putin, where it rests out in the open. Afterwards, as is the wont of any health fixated Hungarian, you can inspect it. Ah, the German poopshelf. Yeah it was for some reason very popular in parts of Germany, Austria, Hungary and places around it. You can still get one if you stay in older hotels, I have never seen one outside the German-speaking parts of the Europe.
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Oct 14, 2023 21:59
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Der Kyhe posted:Ah, the German poopshelf. Yeah it was for some reason very popular in parts of Germany, Austria, Hungary and places around it. You can still get one if you stay in older hotels, I have never seen one outside the German-speaking parts of the Europe. My family near the German border still have a poop shelf.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:02
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Toxic Mental posted:Visiting America and dumping in our deep bowl waters must feel like absolute luxury to fully submerge your stinky putins I went to the USA once and I mean... the tip of, you know, my dick, was like 2 mm from the goddamn water when I was sitting down. It was incredibly uncomfortable! Not to mention the splashes of poo poo water on my buttocks as well, it was like a mini-storm Was able to drop my putins fine in the end but gently caress me, I don't know what the designers of those toilet bowls were thinking
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Oct 14, 2023 22:06
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Toxic Mental posted:Visiting America and dumping in our deep bowl waters must feel like absolute luxury to fully submerge your stinky putins Not really, they seem to block too easily. Blocking a Aussie shitter takes a godawful huge amount of Putin
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Oct 14, 2023 22:07
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GABA ghoul posted:Europeans spend massive resources to manufacture plastic brushes that they keep by their toilet in a poo poo-caked state to scrape out the leftover poo poo out of the bowl after they are done making GBS threads But wouldn't your average size 18cm european dick touch the water? Seems unsanitary.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:10
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Not really, they seem to block too easily. Blocking a Aussie shitter takes a godawful huge amount of Putin thats because of how the water drains. poop removal with counter-clockwise spinning water has been proven to be 86.7% more effective
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Oct 14, 2023 22:13
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jaete posted:I went to the USA once and I mean... the tip of, you know, my dick, was like 2 mm from the goddamn water when I was sitting down. It was incredibly uncomfortable! Not to mention the splashes of poo poo water on my buttocks as well, it was like a mini-storm The toilets I installed in my home have adjustable water levels. Nothing worse that getting a wet tip in the morning. If you want to go down a frightening rabbit hole, Google "fat people toilets", which is a thing in the US.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:15
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Son of Rodney posted:But wouldn't your average size 18cm european dick touch the water? Seems unsanitary. Yes it's a serious problem
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Oct 14, 2023 22:16
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jaete posted:I went to the USA once and I mean... the tip of, you know, my dick, was like 2 mm from the goddamn water when I was sitting down. It was incredibly uncomfortable! Not to mention the splashes of poo poo water on my buttocks as well, it was like a mini-storm So, do you have short balls or a long dick? Because weird that you have dry balls in this story.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:18
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jaete posted:I went to the USA once and I mean... the tip of, you know, my dick, was like 2 mm from the goddamn water when I was sitting down now you're just bragging
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Oct 14, 2023 22:19
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this toilet discussion is hard-core russophobic
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Oct 14, 2023 22:23
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:this toilet discussion is hard-core russophobic But at least we are covering the heavy-hitting and important topics related to this war that other media keeps missing, what kind of toilets the Russians have been stealing and are they any better than the ones the land of the free, or EU, enjoys.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:31
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Der Kyhe posted:Ah, the German poopshelf. Yeah it was for some reason very popular in parts of Germany, Austria, Hungary and places around it. You can still get one if you stay in older hotels, I have never seen one outside the German-speaking parts of the Europe. this was for health reasons, so you could inspect your stool for any diagnostic abnormality before flushing it. this was more relevant when food in general was not as safe as that which we enjoy today, and everyone (myself included) thinks they're above doing anything gross to save their own lives, so the shelf has fallen out of fashion.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:35
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jaete posted:I went to the USA once and I mean... the tip of, you know, my dick, was like 2 mm from the goddamn water when I was sitting down. It was incredibly uncomfortable! Not to mention the splashes of poo poo water on my buttocks as well, it was like a mini-storm We call that Poseidon’s kiss. Go and be blessed.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:35
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Look, the Germans just like to get a proper look at their turds before flushing, as far as freaky poo poo the Germans are in to, it's not even scratching the surface.
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Oct 14, 2023 22:39
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spankmeister posted:Look, the Germans just like to get a proper look at their turds before flushing, as far as freaky poo poo the Germans are in to, it's not even scratching the surface. Oh. I thought the common practice was to leave it there for the next person to look at. Then to flush it and leave yours. To satisfy the next person's curiosity. Big shits leave other shits on the shelf to see 'em Other shits Leave their poo poo And so on ad infinitum
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Oct 14, 2023 22:56
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Poop it forward
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Oct 14, 2023 22:56
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I built my plumbing out of exotic materials so it is perfectly frictionless. You have to break local physics to do it but it's worth it. Always clean. Thread is flush with poop japes today. Putin is a real piece of poo poo.
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Oct 14, 2023 23:25
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Computer viking posted:I assume you have refined the water levels to a point where accidental contact isn't a problem, but I do wonder what the splash situation is like. Nope. When I went to US for work I dunked my dong in bowl water multiple times. It's loving gross.
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Oct 15, 2023 00:01
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it's seriously not difficult to not dunk your dong, even if you are endowed. it happened to me a grand total of once before i realized that just slapping my dick down between my thighs wasn't the greatest idea and i instead just aimed it like a normal person
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Oct 15, 2023 00:10
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Anyone saying their dick dipped into the water in the toilet is a fuckin liar. We need evidence.
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Oct 15, 2023 00:13
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toilet talk: growers ftw
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Oct 15, 2023 00:16
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Still, a toilet is better than no toilet like in russia.
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Oct 15, 2023 00:35
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the popes toes posted:Oh. I thought the common practice was to leave it there for the next person to look at. Then to flush it and leave yours. To satisfy the next person's curiosity. I'm a truck driver, and I have opened the door to a stall and seen a poop extravaganza. I reach over, hit the flush button, and then go to a different stall. In a pinch I will use a shower credit and use one of the shower rooms just to poop. TK-42-1 posted:Anyone saying their dick dipped into the water in the toilet is a fuckin liar. We need evidence.  Uhhh, Putin is a piece of poo poo.
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Oct 15, 2023 00:36
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Toilets are wasteful western decadence, I just smoothly and efficiently poo poo on my own dick. It's a maneuver the kids are calling "Putin's 2022 invasion of Ukraine"
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Oct 15, 2023 00:53
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Sorry but that's just the objective truth. Turku has given the world Matti & Teppo, Bogart Co, TPS, piispanmunkkis and the loveliest, most generous, most open-hearted and warmest people in the world. Piispanmunkkis are from Berlin.
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Oct 15, 2023 00:59
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tiaz posted:this was for health reasons, so you could inspect your stool for any diagnostic abnormality before flushing it. this was more relevant when food in general was not as safe as that which we enjoy today, and everyone (myself included) thinks they're above doing anything gross to save their own lives, so the shelf has fallen out of fashion. That sounds like poo poo diagnostics.
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Oct 15, 2023 01:32
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jaete posted:I went to the USA once and I mean... the tip of, you know, my dick, was like 2 mm from the goddamn water when I was sitting down. It was incredibly uncomfortable! Not to mention the splashes of poo poo water on my buttocks as well, it was like a mini-storm when water's at the rim it means it's clogged
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Oct 15, 2023 02:11
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Not really, they seem to block too easily. Blocking a Aussie shitter takes a godawful huge amount of Putin Americans toilets block because they're a different design altogether. An objectively worse design, of course. That's also why the water is deeper.
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Oct 15, 2023 02:17
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gently caress badmir Poopin
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Oct 15, 2023 02:20
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the popes toes posted:Oh. I thought the common practice was to leave it there for the next person to look at. Then to flush it and leave yours. To satisfy the next person's curiosity. so in their own way, turds were basically their version of geocaches
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Oct 15, 2023 02:27
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We need some sort of North Atlantic Toilet Organization to defend against this looming threat and really hammer out the details on a generally acceptable toilet design. Something that works for most people whether you had half spoiled tacos the day before or it was the all granola and corn power hour lunch. I'm thinking like 1/3rd of the bowl with water and a built in garburator for those heavy days. Built in heated bidet. Maybe some kind of built in blow dryer. We should get skunkworks in here and see what we can put together. Get some of that Area 51 stolen alien tech involved, some self cleaning meta materials. Give the budget guys a real reason for that $10,000 toilet seat line item.
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Oct 15, 2023 02:31
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Americans spent a billion dollars developing a more efficient toilet. Putin poops in his pants.
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Oct 15, 2023 02:38
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Sedgr posted:Something that works for most people whether you had half spoiled tacos the day before or it was the all granola and corn power hour lunch. So... a regular European toilet.
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Oct 15, 2023 02:41
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I put a $30 bidet onto my regular rear end toilet and it’s pretty great
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Oct 15, 2023 02:52
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:gently caress badmir Poopin
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Oct 15, 2023 03:02
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naem posted:I put a $30 bidet onto my regular rear end toilet and it’s pretty great Impossible. If it were that easy someone would have mentioned it to me by now.
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Oct 15, 2023 03:07
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How horrible shits a population has is directly proportional to how advanced their toilet technology design is.
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Oct 15, 2023 03:27
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