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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



if they did have wasps I would eat twice as many

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

mystes posted:

They contain a wasp like someone who's not a vegetarian contains a herd of cattle

Ok I know I need to lose some weight but now you're just being mean

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Volmarias posted:

Ok I know I need to lose some weight but now you're just being mean

i wonder how many cows ive eaten in total in my life

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
for every wasp you don't eat, I'll eat two!!!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

mediaphage posted:

i wonder how many cows ive eaten in total in my life
one beef cow will typically give you 550 lbs of end-product meat. the rest of the math should be evident

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
i've probably eaten at least 100 cows in my life, from snout to hoof

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Kenny Logins posted:

one beef cow will typically give you 550 lbs of end-product meat. the rest of the math should be evident

yeah. it's hard to say, we raised beef cattle for side money and it was our primary protein. i probably ate beef most days from 3 to 23, aside from the times when i bagged a deer or rabbit/squirrel, or went fishing during the summer. tapered off for a few years after that, and lately switched to other stuff mostly because i don't have a grinder at the moment so i can't do burgers at home. was thinking of treating myself to some steak this week tho....

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
my flesh is made from the corpses of ten thousand bessies, the cows that died for my burgers.

also my bones are bade from lays sour cream and onion chips

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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gently caress i really want a burger

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I ate burgers twice last week like a red blooded American should

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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PokeJoe posted:

I ate burgers twice last week like a red blooded American should

you fucker

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


They were really good 👍

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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PokeJoe posted:

They were really good 👍

rear end in a top hat.

i might have to console myself with some smoked chicken wings tonight

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
i literally just ate a burger right now

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Roosevelt posted:

i literally just ate a burger right now

:mad:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

guess who managed to buy an orange so big that

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Roosevelt posted:

i literally just ate a burger right now

i ate some "whole grain lasagna" and i didn't notice any difference to just lasagna. i guess it was more expensive.

is there any advantage to whole grain pasta?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

i ate some "whole grain lasagna" and i didn't notice any difference to just lasagna. i guess it was more expensive.

is there any advantage to whole grain pasta?

possibly if you need that extra gram of fibre

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mediaphage posted:

possibly if you need that extra gram of fibre

always do with a bit more fibre tho

can one eat too much fibre? i mean like, still eating "normally", not just binging on oatmeal 24/7.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

always do with a bit more fibre tho

can one eat too much fibre? i mean like, still eating "normally", not just binging on oatmeal 24/7.

unless you have an underlying medical issue that necessitates following a low-residue diet, not really

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

always do with a bit more fibre tho

can one eat too much fibre? i mean like, still eating "normally", not just binging on oatmeal 24/7.

The kratom guys in TCC got to the point where they ingested so much leaf slurry they were breaking into construction sites to use the port a toilets

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Tunicate posted:

The kratom guys in TCC got to the point where they ingested so much leaf slurry they were breaking into construction sites to use the port a toilets

lmao jfc

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I'd be breaking in to get big az cheeseburgers from the vending machine

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
why break in? you just need a crap that bad?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

3D Megadoodoo posted:

guess who managed to buy an orange so big that

so big that ??

????

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

i ate some "whole grain lasagna" and i didn't notice any difference to just lasagna. i guess it was more expensive.

is there any advantage to whole grain pasta?

lasagne

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Better turds

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PokeJoe posted:

Better turds

oh i've never tasted one

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

lasagna

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as lasagna is in fact lasagnu/linux

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

mystes posted:

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as lasagna is in fact lasagnu/linux
:eyepop:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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mystes posted:

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as lasagna is in fact lasagnu/linux

`lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

mystes posted:

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as lasagna is in fact lasagnu/linux

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

GOUESS WHO'S BACK!!!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



3D Megadoodoo posted:

GOUESS WHO'S BACK!!!

:gout:

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


back agoun

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I queued for 61 minutes on the phone to get a doctor's appointment, and then accidentally pushed "1" which means they kicked me out of the queue and told me they'd call me back.

Maybe that'll be today, maybe not. I guess if I don't hear from them by noon, I'll get a cab to the municipal health centre. Although last time they just told me "yeah nah that medicine doesn't work for gout" which... I obviously know to be a lie.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cold on a Cob posted:

for every wasp you don't eat, I'll eat two!!!

lol

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Roosevelt posted:

so big that ??

????

orange you glad that I didn’t say lasagna?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Had to request a different entrée for a work do at a restaurant next week, because it was mushroom soup. (The only choice was supposed to be the main course; steak, fish, or chicken.) They came back with "OK do you want the oysters or the snails then?". :negative:

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