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just think, instead of making history buying a pizza for hundreds of bit-coins that guy could have held on to them for years and become one of many who lost all their money through some exchange "hack" bet he feels silly
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New Jauwn video about lovely crypto games. It's amazing how fast they die even when they are somewhat playable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJdCbSohWdI Also, turns out Jauwn's a goon, used to read old buttcoin threads.
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:12 |
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qirex posted:the accounting system I work on can cost millions of dollars per year and its most direct competitor is excel. people do a lot of poo poo they shouldn’t, up into billions in assets at “small” hedge funds, using spreadsheets someone in this forum pointed out a long time ago that keeping important finances in a weird excel sheet is often part of the point so that there always remains a "oops we were just sloppy, we did not mean to do fraud!" loophole for when people get caught. obviously this is not done by keeping track of billions using whatever the gently caress sbf kept ftx books in, but i have no doubt that no big money institution is really 100% invested in having their books in perfect order and ready to be audited at any moment since their system is fully regulation and lawful etc
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:23 |
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4lokos basilisk posted:someone in this forum pointed out a long time ago that keeping important finances in a weird excel sheet is often part of the point so that there always remains a "oops we were just sloppy, we did not mean to do fraud!" loophole for when people get caught. pre-ftx everywhere I’ve heard of that was doing big time financial crimes always had a set of perfect books in addition to to crime.xls. even madoff securities had a balance sheet they showed to prospects sam’s innovation was not bothering to make cooked books until it was way too late
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:36 |
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sam was such a genius he kept the entire company in his head
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:43 |
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Boxturret posted:sam was such a genius he kept the entire company in his head fun fact, that isn't his hair, it's all the crime in the company extruding from his skull
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:44 |
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qirex posted:pre-ftx everywhere I’ve heard of that was doing big time financial crimes always had a set of perfect books in addition to to crime.xls. even madoff securities had a balance sheet they showed to prospects they also might not have made it big time if there was no crypto boom and they tried this in a more regulated space
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:46 |
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his smartest move was finding billions of dollars that did not care whether or not the books were cooked
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 19:51 |
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haveblue posted:his smartest move was finding billions of dollars that did not care whether or not the books were cooked much like shrimp
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 20:13 |
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the frog in the power armour bikini has a very piercing gaze
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 20:51 |
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Boxturret posted:sam was such a genius Sam Wise Scam G
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 21:06 |
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Vesi posted:Xathal can explain is better than Cathal
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 21:30 |
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Chris Knight posted:so it's VALIS Vast Active Lying Idiot Shitcoin
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 21:32 |
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Lead out in cuffs posted:You know, reading Matt Levine's latest newsletter about the FTX stuff, I remain astonished that they seemed to be doing the finances for a company handling tens of billions of dollars using loving Google Sheets. would excel or access really have been better
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 22:42 |
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Paladinus posted:Drappi, lol. "Ey ma, I gotta hit the Drappini!" I don't even know where I know that reference from
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 23:48 |
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pretty sure that's a pokemon
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# ? Oct 15, 2023 23:59 |
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more from slate, this is caroline's testimony. very long but the entire thing is worth reading. sam is a criming machine!quote:The Stunning Revelations From Caroline Ellison’s Second Day on the Stand
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 00:04 |
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Chris Knight posted:so it's VALIS that was my impression too, but with batman, because i guess that's what this generation of under/over medicated schizophrenics have for inspiration these days
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 00:35 |
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qirex posted:pre-ftx everywhere I’ve heard of that was doing big time financial crimes always had a set of perfect books in addition to to crime.xls. even madoff securities had a balance sheet they showed to prospects lol absolutely not for example: nobody went to jail over mf global, in part, because their accounting was so monstrously awful it was possible they legitimately simply misplaced a billion dollars of customer money in their corporate bank accounts by accident not likely, but possible
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:03 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"Ey ma, I gotta hit the Drappini!" i think it’s one of those reddit relationship posts where the boyfriend speaks in a fake italian accent and calls the shower the “drippini”
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:51 |
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...! posted:more from slate, this is caroline's testimony. very long but the entire thing is worth reading. sam is a criming machine! his shaggy hair style is the source of his powers, cutting it has weakened him significantly
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 01:56 |
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Boxturret posted:his shaggy hair style is the source of his powers, cutting it has weakened him significantly The SBF equivalent of Samson taking everyone down with him would be SBF commiting so many crimes that the jail sentences overflow to everyone around him.
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 02:24 |
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evilweasel posted:lol absolutely not
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 02:31 |
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i'm still thinking about those one thousand men with one face
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 06:57 |
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Eeyo posted:i think it’s one of those reddit relationship posts where the boyfriend speaks in a fake italian accent and calls the shower the “drippini” lol yes that was it
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 08:46 |
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Tunicate posted:this is standard schizophrenic text, it's not really that interesting it's just sad
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 10:23 |
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evilweasel posted:lol absolutely not also doesn’t hurt that their principal was former CEO of Goldman (and a NJ Senator but I’m going in order of power here)
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 12:32 |
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who said "adderal defense?" https://twitter.com/coffeebreak_yt/status/1713723190130749588
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 13:12 |
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your honor, sam cannot function without his daily intake of thousands of shrimp
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 13:14 |
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Chris Knight posted:who said "adderal defense?" lol this is pretty incredible https://www.thedailybeast.com/sbfs-lawyers-plead-for-him-to-get-more-adderall-during-trial quote:The plan is to administer an extended-release pill on Monday, the lawyers said, but it is unclear whether the Bureau of Prisons has the medication or whether the extended release pill will be effective. If that plan does not work, they asked for the trial to be adjourned on Tuesday until a better solution is reached, or to be permitted to administer the medication themselves. the trial can only continue and sam will only testify if he's loving spun, your honor
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 13:18 |
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your honor, who amongst us have not embezzled billions of dollars while absolutely slammed on meth. to get my client the fairest defense possible we suggest everyone on the jury start junking it up to get into the headspace of my client.
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 14:36 |
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as someone who's on drugs for ADD i can totally empathize with not wanting to do a thing that could determine whether or not you go to prison without having your medication, however the fact that as far as i can tell he has medication and he's just asking for more kinda ruins any sympathy from me lol
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 14:38 |
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though also entirely unironically all defendants should be allowed all the drugs they want before testifying. under the peoples freedoms of voices and choices act.
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 14:39 |
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refleks posted:to get my client the fairest defense possible we suggest everyone on the jury start junking it up to get into the headspace of my client. a jury of his peers
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 14:55 |
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https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1713914800076435561 Whoa, what's going on?
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 15:03 |
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Twerk from Home posted:https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1713914800076435561 im the precipitous drop that happened moments before they could take the screenshot
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 15:05 |
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Shame Boy posted:im the precipitous drop that happened moments before they could take the screenshot Well, it is crypto after all
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 15:09 |
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"bitcoin is crashing sell sell sell"
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 15:12 |
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lmao poor lost jurors, spurned by the prosecution
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# ? Oct 16, 2023 15:15 |
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the juror lies by the subway, its belly baking in the hot sun, trying to flip itself over but it can't. and you're not helping
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