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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Go to hell Ted the sooner the better

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Imagine going to a ballgame with your dad and everyone is just heckling him and calling him a piece of poo poo and telling him to go gently caress himself for 3 whole hours

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

zoux posted:

Imagine going to a ballgame with your dad and everyone is just heckling him and calling him a piece of poo poo and telling him to go gently caress himself for 3 whole hours

People probably call him a piece of poo poo everywhere. Not just at games.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

zoux posted:

Imagine going to a ballgame with your dad and everyone is just heckling him and calling him a piece of poo poo and telling him to go gently caress himself for 3 whole hours

I wonder if they serve White Claw at the park

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

zoux posted:

Imagine going to a ballgame with your dad and everyone is just heckling him and calling him a piece of poo poo and telling him to go gently caress himself for 3 whole hours

Pretty sure she knows what the rest of the world knows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/diawlectical/status/1712992569859183010

Yeah well just wait until the machine is up to bat

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Still laughing at Chapman pitching like garbage but getting bailed out by a ballsy rookie play and goofy baseball challenge nonsense.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Happy Birthday Bryce Harper

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/philly_isaac/status/1713923301829972151

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Nodoze posted:

Go to every game Ted

Ted Cruz is a man of no morals and if the Rangers lead with the Astros in elimination position he will absolutely show up in Rangers gear and bring the curse to them.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

Happy Birthday Bryce Harper

Sending him many "Atta Boy Harper"s today!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

With Taijuan get an appearance??? I’m hoping for the big guy

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Dameius posted:

Ted Cruz is a man of no morals and if the Rangers lead with the Astros in elimination position he will absolutely show up in Rangers gear and bring the curse to them.

No idea why this has been stuck in my head for 15 years, but an old Jon Stewart bit about sports team pandering.

https://www.cc.com/video/uorksv/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-baseball-pandering

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1713962314578211037

He's gonna hit 38 home runs tonight

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Dude doesn't play if he has a hangnail. Will probably sit.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah probably

https://twitter.com/matthewkawahara/status/1713959860520239460

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




euphronius posted:

With Taijuan get an appearance??? I’m hoping for the big guy

I'm hoping Chris Sanchez gets an appearance before Walker

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

He's been infected with the woke virus, Ted Cruz is just trying to help him

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Apparently the Astros need to be practicing social distancing

https://twitter.com/SportsTalk790/status/1713965337148850625

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Contract the Astros, literally

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe
I'm only just now realizing that Framber is literally the only LHP on the Astros' roster. Not a single LH RP.

Only 26.5 IP from non-Framber LHP the entire season. That's gotta be some kind of modern record, right?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Evan Carter is not in the Rangers lineup


I'm panicking

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Pobrecito posted:

N: ALCS Game 1 was tonight

V:



Making Hader a barista is actually very funny.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Was it Framber or Javier that started the no-hitter vs the Phillies

I've blacked out that game from my memories

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Was it Framber or Javier that started the no-hitter vs the Phillies

I've blacked out that game from my memories

Javier

Framber's no-no was a solo one this year

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Javier.

Yeah not having lefties is something Dusty is always whining about but it forces him to go with the best available pitcher instead of arm-on-arm BS

At the beginning of the series he was jealous of Bochy having so many lefties to choose from…

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

zoux posted:

Apparently the Astros need to be practicing social distancing

https://twitter.com/SportsTalk790/status/1713965337148850625

Thoroughly cursed ALCS already. :negative:

I blame Ted Cruz.

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight

Shinjobi posted:

Evan Carter is not in the Rangers lineup


I'm panicking

Carter is very bad against lefties. Once Framber's out, Carter will 100% be in.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

naginalJJ posted:

Carter is very bad against lefties. Once Framber's out, Carter will 100% be in.

That's what I'm being told but I will choose to quietly panic where no one can see me as a middle ground

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Thoroughly cursed ALCS already. :negative:

I blame Ted Cruz.

Astros lining up in the clubhouse to kiss Ted Cruz on the lips.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Man the bar for baseball curses has been lowered so much. From goats and 86 years to losing a close game against a hot team and people catching the flu during flu season.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Scherzer is your g3 starter, even though he hasn't thrown a competitive pitch since Sept. 12th.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

STAC Goat posted:

Man the bar for baseball curses has been lowered so much. From goats and 86 years to losing a close game against a hot team and people catching the flu during flu season.

Forget it Goat, it’s Astros posters

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I'm hoping Chris Sanchez gets an appearance before Walker

Walker would be used as mop-up, I think, and Sanchez should be a match-up specialist unless they decide to actually start him, which would mean a bullpen game where you would likely see Walker.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
I am looking forward to tonight's traditional baseball game between desert transplants with a pool in the outfield against himbo row. Betting the under on dingers feels like a safe bet.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Forget it Goat, it’s Astros posters

Delusion is also bigger in texas :v:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I am looking forward to tonight's traditional baseball game between desert transplants with a pool in the outfield against himbo row. Betting the under on dingers feels like a safe bet.


Gallen v Nola?

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Red posted:

Walker would be used as mop-up, I think, and Sanchez should be a match-up specialist unless they decide to actually start him, which would mean a bullpen game where you would likely see Walker.

one of them is going to start g4 and pitch at least 9 batters worth

Exodor
Oct 1, 2004

mcmagic posted:

Love to see the Astros lose.

Same

That rare moment when Royals and Yankees fans unite in their shared hatred of another team.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Shinjobi posted:

Evan Carter is not in the Rangers lineup


I'm panicking

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