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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Dokapon Findom posted:

Wow didn't take long for the whole rainforest to dry up. Yikes :whitewater:

Well now it's just a forest

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apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

fruitweather chat- faster than expected, is starting to hit the core (cool pun)

apple crops across new england got f'd right up, weird thaws and then a big regional frost in mid may just wrecked poo poo this year

https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/apple-farmers-are-down-but-not-out-for-this-years-harvest/Content?oid=38946040

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Now that harvest season has arrived, most of Happy Valley Orchard's 17 acres of apple trees are bare — and McManus isn't alone in that misfortune. Across New England and even into northern Pennsylvania, apple growers are looking at dramatic losses for the 2023 season.

These types of operations are going to get hit the hardest, 17 acres of probably 2-3 varieties of one fruit. Folks with many varieties of trees and fruits might at least get to harvest -something- sometimes, instead of looking at 17 acres of trees that produced absolutely nothing this year.

quote:

University of Vermont Extension tree fruit specialist Terence Bradshaw called the 2023 growing season "just terrible." In addition to the May apple freeze, Vermont's temperatures dipped below negative 17 degrees in February, wiping out most peach crops. The summer's relentless rain didn't help, either.




https://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistic...ruit-Report.pdf

tag urself, I'm the rapidly declining yield per acre of apple trees in VT

apatite has issued a correction as of 15:40 on Oct 17, 2023

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

21 species removed from endangered list due to extinction

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Gretas been arrested again but this time in London.

https://twitter.com/fossilfreeLDN/status/1714257121452122191?s=20

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

ikanreed posted:

Well now it's just a forest

For now

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Personally, I love to pose with the police constantly for photo ops while the biosphere collapses.

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Everybody needs a hobby.

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
isn't she like 18 or 19 at this point? not like she has any power or influence

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

isn't she like 18 or 19 at this point? not like she has any power or influence

20 according to Google.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I’m pretty disappointed in her for not fixing this collapsing biosphere thing. she really hosed that up

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

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kreeningsons posted:

weather related impacts. nice
not that it contradicts the reality of this situation, but worth noting that the proximate cause of the bankruptcy appears to actually be vulture capitalism, and the fellow that kreeningsons quoted is trying to distract from the fact that he just funneled $24M out of the company prior to declaring bankruptcy.

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* In July, Gerawan [former CEO ousted by Paine Schwartz] filed a lawsuit against Paine Schwartz for allegedly intentionally tanking his former company for financial gain. Gerawan accuses the investment firm of draining over $24 million in cash from the company in less than four years in part to enrich consulting firm McKinsey & Company.

OIL PANIC has issued a correction as of 17:21 on Oct 17, 2023

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

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that's the wonderful thing about a career in policing - you get to arrest so many interesting people!
edit: i'm trying to imagine what greta's experience/ relationship with law enforcement must be like; having 'confronted' them for the better part of her life at this point, and always having been treated with kid gloves due to her media status...

OIL PANIC has issued a correction as of 17:25 on Oct 17, 2023

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe

Soggy Muffin posted:

Holy poo poo I didn’t know the drought in the Amazon was that bad. Those communities depend on fishing, no clue how they will adapt

uh duh its even better now they can just walk the riverbed and pick up the fish!

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Betting on fish instead of oil was a big mistake

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

apatite posted:

https://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistic...ruit-Report.pdf

tag urself, I'm the rapidly declining yield per acre of apple trees in VT

Shuttup and eat your fuckin' blueberries bro

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

Soggy Muffin posted:

Holy poo poo I didn’t know the drought in the Amazon was that bad. Those communities depend on fishing, no clue how they will adapt

the fish certainly didn't

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

BrotherJayne posted:

Shuttup and eat your fuckin' blueberries bro

Maine over there just rubbing their hands together and licking their lips like "gently caress it, we're gonna double the wild blueberry harvest and not cultivate a single other bush" :dukedog:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Hubbert posted:

Personally, I love to pose with the police constantly for photo ops while the biosphere collapses.



Is that another Extinction Rebellion / CIA op

Logo looks like they hired the same designer

Make sure you turn yourself in after you break the law!

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

OIL PANIC posted:

not that it contradicts the reality of this situation, but worth noting that the proximate cause of the bankruptcy appears to actually be vulture capitalism, and the fellow that kreeningsons quoted is trying to distract from the fact that he just funneled $24M out of the company prior to declaring bankruptcy.

it seems like having a ton of ultra wealthy capitalism vampires floating around and murdering productive useful businesses by sucking out all their blood (money) and leaving a cold husk and a bunch of problems that the vampires just dump onto society is a bad thing, but I don’t have an MBA so I’m not really able to say for sure.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Stereotype posted:

it seems like having a ton of ultra wealthy capitalism vampires floating around and murdering productive useful businesses by sucking out all their blood (money) and leaving a cold husk and a bunch of problems that the vampires just dump onto society is a bad thing, but I don’t have an MBA so I’m not really able to say for sure.

The invisible hand of the market shows everyone what is good or bad by giving the good wealth and the bad homelessness. Their ever increasing wealth clearly shows all of us that they're genius paragons of sainthood.

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

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The visible hand is the capitalist's right hand, shaking hands with the workers of the world
The invisible hand is behind his back, fingers crossed.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
BBC Future has an article about aerosol injections

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20231010-sun-solar-geoengineering-ministry-for-the-future-kim-stanley-robinson
To avert climate disaster, what if one rogue nation dimmed the Sun?

I know a lot of posters here have a certain interest in the topic, with the general consensus being "it'll be disastrous" and "we're going to end up doing it". The article also mentions KSR's Ministry of the Future a lot, which posters have read. So, here are some choice quotes for the TLDR-minded.

Firstly, what would it involve? There's a few methods

quote:

Alternative methods of solar geoengineering are all now competing for their moment in the spotlight, from marine cloud brightening (which would inject sea salt aerosols into low-lying clouds to increase their reflectivity), to cirrus cloud thinning (which would inject ice nuclei into high clouds, shortening their life-span and allowing more heat to escape into space). But stratospheric sulphate aerosol injection by aeroplane remains the best-studied proposal for global impact.

but one is cheap! (-er than the others)

quote:

The technology could potentially lower temperatures at speed, and with relatively low finance. One 2013 estimate equates start-up costs to "the price of a Hollywood blockbuster". A more recent calculation of running costs comes in at around $18bn (£16bn) a year.

who could pull that off?

quote:

stratospheric aerosol injection would require "a fleet of several hundred large high-altitude jets of a sort that does not currently exist". These specialist planes would collectively need to release millions of tonnes of chemicals at an altitude of roughly 20km (66,000ft). The only countries that could build such fleets, Smith claims, are the US, UK, France, Russia or China, and potentially Germany or Japan. "No other state is technologically capable, and this is vastly too big for individuals or companies to pursue."

what would it do? To sum it up,

quote:

What there is, Rosenlof stresses, is "a lot of uncertainty".

but there have been some studies:

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To date, models and simulations show that stratospheric aerosol injection could impact everything from the position of the jet stream to causing regional droughts. One study has noted a potential for extended Arctic summer sea ice loss, while another points to a "considerable reduction" in monsoon precipitation. And, even if deployed consistently, crops could still suffer.

quote:

Among the most potentially consequential effects is damage to the atmosphere's protective ozone layer.

would it fix everything about CO2 emissions? no:

quote:

The technology would also do nothing to stop rising CO2 concentrations from acidifying the oceans.

there is a case for it, that it buys us time to decarbonise (lol lmao etc), but some offer caution:

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"The worst-case scenario for the deployment of geoengineering," he says, "is that you have it and then business as usual just continues with investment in fossil fuels and their infrastructure – and emissions continue to rise." You'd then have to keep increasing the injections, he argues, which would only exacerbate the risks.

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the side-effects are unpredictable, the current global governance system is "incapable" of guaranteeing fair and effective control, and that development might encourage "normalisation" of the technology as part of the world's climate policy. Its cooling effect could create a "moral hazard", numerous researchers and civil society organisations warn, by taking pressure off efforts to cut the underlying CO2 emissions.

and if we stop:

quote:

Particulates fall back to Earth after about 12 months, so too short a run-time could only see minimal cooling effect. But if longer releases end too abruptly, a "termination shock" could also follow – unleashing devastating pent-up warming from emissions whose effects have only been masked and not removed.

some think it should be nipped in the bud:

quote:

This January, more than 440 scientists signed an open letter calling for a non-use agreement on solar geoengineering – including for small-scale outdoor experiments, like the unauthorised test conducted by a San Francisco start-up in Mexico earlier this year.

but what if a nation went alone and did it anyway?

quote:

"If the majority of countries object to the deployment… the political cost for any country to do it unilaterally is extremely high."

If one nation or more were to push ahead regardless of such tensions, however, the worst-case scenarios are numerous. Countermeasures ranging from economic sanctions, to UN intervention and potentially armed conflict could all be deployed, says Biermann, with the ultimate result "difficult to predict".

but what if a global consensus on pressing ahead could be reached? get your sad lols ready for this paragraph:

quote:

there might come a scenario where deployment serves a majority of interests. The "most plausible scenario" for deployment, he suggests, is an escalating climate emergency leading to mass global migration from south to north, with the north unwilling to provide the relief the south needs.

and that's about all the interesting bits from that article.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Pretending to have never done this exact thing with chemtrails... smdh

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
It will be done to preserve the market so that the market can sort this whole mess out

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

it was kind of cold today ngl

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Did Lula take all the water for his car wash?

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


geoengineering like aerosol injection is most likely to come from a couple billionaires than a nation

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

geoengineering like aerosol injection is most likely to come from a couple billionaires than a nation

no way they pay for that, it's an externality the responsibility of society.

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Stereotype posted:

I don’t have an MBA

blocked, ignored, a mere imposter at the gates to the altar of number

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

geoengineering like aerosol injection is most likely to come from a couple billionaires than a nation

Nah they'll just buy up all the land where people could potentially live in climate hell world


Can't wait to see Antarctica's first condo development go up

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
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Car Hater posted:

Nah they'll just buy up all the land where people could potentially live in climate hell world


Can't wait to see Antarctica's first condo development go up
The ending of Billy Bat was basically the Disney corporation starts buying up the water rights in lots of countries so that people so people who are Disney park members will survive. I'm very slightly exaggerating

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
you thought our incidental geoengineering hosed things up

wait until we start doing it deliberately

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
being forced to dim the sky slightly more each year at greater and greater cost until all our efforts are spent keeping the sky black as night until our resources are completely expended and the planet’s temperature shoots up 15C in a month, killing everything. that sounds super realistic. way more realistic than us ever curbing CO2 emissions.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

Stereotype posted:

being forced to dim the sky slightly more each year at greater and greater cost until all our efforts are spent keeping the sky black as night until our resources are completely expended and the planet’s temperature shoots up 15C in a month, killing everything. that sounds super realistic. way more realistic than us ever curbing CO2 emissions.

wondering how many years until we are forced to accept this as the only option

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Rock Puncher posted:

wondering how many years until we are forced to accept this as the only option



https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/2212/2212.04474.pdf

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

geoengineering like aerosol injection is most likely to come from a couple billionaires than a nation

aerosol injection also likely fucks up rainfall in central asia, and the Chinese will not stand for that

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

not gonna read that whole article but some bangers in there

quote:

the only IPCC scenarios that would phase down human-made climate change amount to “a miracle will occur.”
lol, owned

but also on the flipside

quote:

First, a rising global price on GHG emissions must underly energy and climate policies

so you want to tax carbon? but have you considered

quote:

One gallon (3.6 liters) of gasoline (petrol) provides the work equivalent of more than 400 hours labor by a healthy adult. These benefits – not evil business executives – are the basic reason for continued emissions.

sounds like you want to hurt productivity:cost ratios, something which business executives may not like

quote:

these changes will not happen with the current geopolitical approach, but current political crises present an opportunity for reset, especially if young people can grasp their situation.

vote for carbon tax everybody

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


"One gallon offsets 400 hours of work" what the hell, it doesn't take me 400 hours to mow my lawn a few times with the roller clipper, and it sure as hell doesn't take 400 hours to walk 50 miles even in the worst of conditions.

Whatever math they're using is bogus on its face or the result of some exceptional cherry picking

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Potato Salad posted:

"One gallon offsets 400 hours of work" what the hell, it doesn't take me 400 hours to mow my lawn a few times with the roller clipper, and it sure as hell doesn't take 400 hours to walk 50 miles even in the worst of conditions.

Whatever math they're using is bogus on its face or the result of some exceptional cherry picking

drat what if you considered energy slaves to be labour

in this house, we respect the finite limits of fossil fuels and what they grant us

Hubbert has issued a correction as of 06:19 on Oct 18, 2023

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Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

Hubbert posted:

drat what if you considered energy slaves to be labour

in this house, we respect the finite limits of fossil fuels and what they grant us



that was a good click

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