[P/I] Dear university students, my advice to you is to become familiar with the Quran

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slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

slave to my cravings has issued a correction as of 11:36 on Oct 18, 2023

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:59

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 02:22

Fellatio del Toro: Mar 21, 2009

Al! posted:

when does it come out that Biden actually gave the OK to bombing the hospital

probably at every press conference and in every statement from his administration in the last 10 days

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:59

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Good on narrative reporting.

"Hundreds killed in explosion at Gaza City hospital
An explosion has killed hundreds of Palestinians at a Gaza City hospital crammed with patients and displaced people, health authorities in the besieged enclave said"

https://www.smh.com.au/world/middle...017-p5ed1b.html

Emphasis: an explosion.

Look everyone it was probably just a tragic gas leak. These things happen. Quite unfortunate. Hey look a new reality tv show.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 01:59

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

fits my needs posted:

https://x.com/BarakRavid/status/1714438917225595156?s=20

shouldnt u do this on a zoom

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:00

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

What are Mr Biden's tough questions

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:00

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Biden is going to remote in on one of the sheriff robots from New Vegas from his Mr. House bed

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:01

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Gorman Thomas posted:

Pretty loaded question lol

"well, yes, sure, but also that interest is bad for the world and humanity in general" tracks but I doubt that's what most of 76% of Americans meant

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:01

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

tough questions like �bibi why is this taking so long�

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:01

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

hamas had beheaded 40 hospitals

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:01

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://twitter.com/MarioNawfal/status/1714411430571569590

they have clips of hamas saying bomb the hospital

completely unrelated but how is deep fake quality these days

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:02

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

smarxist posted:

Biden is going to remote in on one of the sheriff robots from New Vegas from his Mr. House bed

mr. white house obviously

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:03

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Fellatio del Toro posted:

the united states also has a state run news network, but with typical american extravagance they have two hundred of them

I think it's more like six. Maybe four.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:03

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

�Hamas attempted to open a plane to the elemental plane of fire so they could summon in ifreet soldiers from the City of Brass, their hastily scrawled portal runes led to the explosion�

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:03

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

Hubbert posted:

completely unrelated but how is deep fake quality these days

I bet we�re about to find out

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:04

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

smarxist posted:

Biden is going to remote in on one of the sheriff robots from New Vegas from his Mr. House bed

people who dislike Biden always make him sound so much cooler than people who like him

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:05

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://twitter.com/MarioNawfal/status/1714411430571569590

they'll release it as soon as they finish up in the studio

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:06

Fellatio del Toro: Mar 21, 2009

wishing we had a president who brings his cell phone to the scif to take pics right about now

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:06

Godlessdonut: Sep 13, 2005

Nonsense posted:

What are Mr Biden's tough questions

"Mr Netanyahu, what is *faaaaaaaaaart*"

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:06

mags: May 30, 2008; Can't post for 45 minutes!

Nonsense posted:

What are Mr Biden's tough questions

�got anyone younger?�

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:07

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

The soy posting makes it so much worse.

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714442617201586220

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:07

bobtheconqueror: May 10, 2005

Zoeb posted:

I started to post this in DnD but changed my mind because I don't want to get yelled at or banned.

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, and I don't think it's a conspiracy theory. I don't think anyone is meeting in a smokey board room plotting this out. I don't want to get in trouble for not finding a credible source to confirm it. But I'm seeing a habitual and pervasive pattern of journalists losing all sense of professional skepticism or due diligence regarding statements made by police, the Pentagon, or the IDF. They may as well be stenographers.

This story about Hamas blowing up their own hospital to make the IDF look bad stinks. I can't prove it is false but it sounds like a total lie. It sounds like a brazen and transparent lie. It sounds like someone claiming to be the wallet inspector. I don't believe it.

You feel this way because you are correct. It's completely absurd that a single misfired rocket would explode a hospital and kill so many people.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:07

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

right when they release it, someone put it through a spectrograph. it's permanent 🤡'clock in Israel

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:07

fizzy: Dec 2, 2022; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RealityWarCriminal posted:

https://twitter.com/MarioNawfal/status/1714411430571569590

they have clips of hamas saying bomb the hospital

News - This is what the IDF released.

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714442617201586220

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:08

HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

Nonsense posted:

What are Mr Biden's tough questions

"just took a poo poo in my diapers"

listen jack i got my friend dr hamas here and wants to ask you some questions

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:08

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

realtalk� hearing about all this poo poo makes me so sad� I just think about all the kids who are caught in the crossfire and hurt or alone and scared and separated from family or are in the hospital without pain meds and proper care and just so afraid� the immense amount of innocent human suffering is making me tear up

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:09

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Zoeb posted:

I started to post this in DnD but changed my mind because I don't want to get yelled at or banned.

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, and I don't think it's a conspiracy theory. I don't think anyone is meeting in a smokey board room plotting this out. I don't want to get in trouble for not finding a credible source to confirm it. But I'm seeing a habitual and pervasive pattern of journalists losing all sense of professional skepticism or due diligence regarding statements made by police, the Pentagon, or the IDF. They may as well be stenographers.

This story about Hamas blowing up their own hospital to make the IDF look bad stinks. I can't prove it is false but it sounds like a total lie. It sounds like a brazen and transparent lie. It sounds like someone claiming to be the wallet inspector. I don't believe it.

https://twitter.com/sarasidnerCNN/status/1712771033961275567

Was the initial story true? it doesn't matter. they are going to report what powerful people tell them.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:09

Pretzel Rod Serling: Aug 6, 2008

Noise Complaint posted:

the hell is israel going to come up with, audio of two guys with bad arabic saying "drat cant wait to blow up a hospital"

Ukkkraine did this a bunch of times last year and everybody bought it lol

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:10

Lustful Man Hugs: Jul 18, 2010

So did the JIDF go through their entire budget on this one?

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:10

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

fizzy posted:

News - This is what the IDF released.

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714442617201586220

Reddit rear end cringe war

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:10

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/SecBlinken/status/1714446569775173872

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:11

VoicesCanBe: Jul 1, 2023; "Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

Red Baron posted:

I bet we�re about to find out

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:11

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

fizzy posted:

News - This is what the IDF released.

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714442617201586220

look forward to all the nerds tearing this apart for the next 6 hours

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:12

fizzy: Dec 2, 2022; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/SecBlinken/status/1714446569775173872

Do you have a mediating source for this other than someone working for the President of the United States of America?

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:12

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

fizzy posted:

News - This is what the IDF released.

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1714442617201586220

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:12

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Quds News Network posted:

_{(Click thumbnail to open video)}
#BREAKING| Turkish protesters try to break into a NATO military base, throwing stones at the police, which tries to stop them. Hundreds of Turkish protesters flocked to the streets to show solidarity with #Palestine following #Israel's massacre at the #BaptistHospital.

_{(from t.me/QudsNen/82894, via tgsa)}

Quds News Network posted:

_{(Click thumbnail to open video)}
Turkish security forces disperse a protest in front of #Israel's embassy using water cannons and tear gas.
#Gaza #Palestine

_{(from t.me/QudsNen/82905, via tgsa)}

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:13

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

fits my needs posted:

https://x.com/BarakRavid/status/1714438917225595156?s=20

he�s gonna ask if they can �shoot em in the leg�

# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:13

VoicesCanBe: Jul 1, 2023; "Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"