[P/I] Live Hamas

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Al! posted:

turning the newsmedia into an adult daycare for heiresses and heirs has had unfortunate consequences for the people, but is doing exactly what it was intended to do

Best description of American media I've seen.

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gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

KomradeX posted:

Ahh the MLMP school of thought

have we checked whether it was Hamas that blew up Nordstream

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Clip-On Fedora: Feb 20, 2011

Hey I got a theory

Israel bombed that hospital, because they�re run by loving psychos

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

*wiping tears from eyes* spenmg has masterd the mod voice

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:20

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

HashtagGirlboss posted:

One neat thing that can happen if you last long enough is some mod who gives you a long probe might have a meltdown and get perma�d. it�s very satisfying when you see it

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Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

amy shumer cries out in pain as she strikes you

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crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Hubbert posted:

We literally had people here at Something Awful Dot Com who were actually lost in Benghazi. D&D moderators who got others killed. Investigations from the Secret Service because LF got a little too rowdy.

I think you understand what the limits of posting here are.

apparently lowtax made that last one up. someone did a foia request.

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PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

Bootleg Trunks posted:

amy shumer cries out in pain as she strikes you

please don�t loving quote hitler

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:22

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

crepeface posted:

apparently lowtax made that last one up. someone did a foia request.

are you loving serious

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:22

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

So now they're not even saying it was a rocket, but DEBRIS from a rocket that exploded in mid-air? And then landed, presumably through a window, INSIDE the hospital and hit some conveniently placed stash of explosives and ammunition and blew them up, and that caused a strong enough blast to demolish the building in one, big, singular explosion with no secondaries? Am I getting it all right?

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:22

Clip-On Fedora: Feb 20, 2011

Has Amy Schumer even done anything since Trainwreck came out?

Clip-On Fedora has issued a correction as of 05:25 on Oct 18, 2023

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CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Urethane posted:

i feel like I'm going insane reading the D&D thread. people are actually entertaining the idea that is was some sort of rube goldberg contraption that ignited some swamp gas and the hospital just blew up

that actually sounds pretty normal for those clowns

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:23

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

i say swears online posted:

are you loving serious

it's true that someone did a FOIA request to check if the FBI ever investigated SA due to someone death threat-ing the President and the answer was "no"

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:23

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sancho Banana posted:

So now they're not even saying it was a rocket, but DEBRIS from a rocket that exploded in mid-air? And then landed, presumably through a window, INSIDE the hospital and hit some conveniently placed stash of explosives and ammunition and blew them up, and that caused a strong enough blast to demolish the building in one, big, singular explosion with no secondaries? Am I getting it all right?

Google building 7 dude it's all there.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:23

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

KomradeX posted:

Ahh the MLMP school of thought

don't loving summon him!!

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:24

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

speng31b posted:

don't read d&d. it sucks rear end in the best of times and when they are epically thought experimenting about how maybe Gaza genocided itself it's going to be basically unreadable, and generally I'd prefer for people in this thread who make the good decision not to read that right now don't constantly get previews of it here

treating d&d posts with the same level 4 cognitohazard moderation protocol as videos of mutilated dead people ftw. seriously no irony that is a good policy :waycool:

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:24

Death By The Blues: Oct 30, 2011

Those pieces of poo poo have just been bombing non stop tonight by using the "fog of war" and obfuscating what obviously happened with the hospital genocide

https://twitter.com/itranslate123/status/1714491069608403031

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:25

Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

are people reading some different dnd thread than me

there's only like 1 person inventing a magic israel is innocent theory and everyone else is calling them stupid

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

Zoeb posted:

https://twitter.com/CaelanConrad/status/1714377325943386471

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Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

gradenko_2000 posted:

it's true that someone did a FOIA request to check if the FBI ever investigated SA due to someone death threat-ing the President and the answer was "no"

it might be true (that ss visited lowtax)... dont recall the specifics...

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Euronymous: Jul 19, 2022

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Zoeb: Oct 8, 2023; Dislike me? Don't spend $10 on a title. Donate to the Palestinian Red Crescent or Doctors Without Borders
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Clip-On Fedora posted:

Hey I got a theory

Israel bombed that hospital, because they�re run by loving psychos

https://youtu.be/1e_dbsVQrk4?si=rUCr3IjUlgCE7x5M

I mean yeah it's fundamentally who they are. They've been fully indoctrinated to think they are magic and special and that their poo poo doesn't stink. People who don't think this way often don't move to Israel or they often but not always move out of Israel. We have a self-selected sample of the worst people. These are fascist theocrats. They literally think God, who in my view is completely imaginary, this creator of the universe, chose them out of all the other bipedal ape descendants on this backwater pale blue dot of a planet to have this land and that they have a license to kill anyone else that they feel like.

The way the people in this video talk is jaw-droppingly evil and they are completely casual about it. They remind me of American neo nazis.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:27

Orb Crabmelt: Jan 16, 2011; Nyorp.; Clapping Larry

Good Citizen posted:

yeah don't dox anyone and don't accuse some soft-rear end SAD poster of being a pedo and youre fine

every entry on your rap sheet is like a medal on a north korean general

free BENGHAZI 2

and cumshitter I guess, he was fun

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:27

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

They did door knockers on multiple hospitals.

I'm gonna say that I don't see the western media doing another 5 "Hamas bombed their own hospitals"

Fully. 100% loving ethno-fascists conducting imperialism in service TO THE GREAT loving SATAN

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:27

Subvisual Haze: Nov 22, 2003; The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

The hospital blew itself up to prove that it could.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:28

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Zokari posted:

are people reading some different dnd thread than me

there's only like 1 person inventing a magic israel is innocent theory and everyone else is calling them stupid

nice try but you wont trick me into reading dnd

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PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/notstonkgod/status/1714442751901564983

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Spontaneous Hospital Combustion: Warren Has A Plan For That

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Horizon Burning: Oct 23, 2019

gradenko_2000 posted:

it's true that someone did a FOIA request to check if the FBI ever investigated SA due to someone death threat-ing the President and the answer was "no"

nah. not that simple. jeff has confirmed it happened and the foia was only for (iirc) "Richard Kyanka" which, having worked in a bureaucracy, means any other combination may not have been considered (Richard C. Kyanka, Richard Charles Kyanka, Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka, Rich Kyanka, etc.)

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:30

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

I just think Israel would never shut the gently caress up about it if Hamas had missiles capable of killing 500 people

:shrug:

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Pomeroy: Apr 20, 2020

Zoeb posted:

https://youtu.be/1e_dbsVQrk4?si=rUCr3IjUlgCE7x5M

I mean yeah it's fundamentally who they are. They've been fully indoctrinated to think they are magic and special and that their poo poo doesn't stink. People who don't think this way often don't move to Israel or they often but not always move out of Israel. We have a self-selected sample of the worst people. These are fascist theocrats. They literally think God, who in my view is completely imaginary, this creator of the universe, chose them out of all the other bipedal ape descendants on this backwater pale blue dot of a planet to have this land and that they have a license to kill anyone else that they feel like.

The way the people in this video talk is jaw-droppingly evil and they are completely casual about it. They remind me of American neo nazis.

That self-selection bit is key, agreed. You could very well say I'm only an American because my mom didn't want to have kids if they'd be conscripted to serve in the occupation.

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:31

fizzy: Dec 2, 2022; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Getting loving sick of how Israelis gloat over the deaths of their victims like a serial killer.

How about people who claim that Hamas did it deliberately?

Charliegrs posted:

I'm not convinced either way that it was the IDF or Hamas that blew up that hospital and lol at armchair explosive experts who think they know a drat thing. But for anyone wondering why Hamas would do it? This is probably why. If they can ignite the "Arab street" then it's worth it to them.

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

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crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

i say swears online posted:

are you loving serious

ok i remembered it slightly wrong:

bedpan posted:

What is the real story behind LF trying to kill a president?

I asked the United States Secret Service and they said "no records were located"

Did I not use the right words or should I have contacted the FBI?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

*ignores whatever this is*

Okay I have 100% proof the secret service thing happened - privately I thought it was kinda dumb that people concluded it was a lie so readily, but now I have documentation. I have emails to radium from lowtax saying they visited the office to drop off a federal subpoena that day, and making them the account. This is the account https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=170309 and it's complete with a secret service email address. It hasn't been logged into since 2010 which is the year this all went down.

bedpan posted:

UPDATE!

If you read the sagas thread at all, you may have noticed the following posted a few months back in October:

Armed with this information, I contacted the FOIA office at the Secret Service and asked for their advice, which was to resubmit a FOIA request and "provide as much detail as possible." And so I did and was surprised at the findings:

Doesn't quite sound like anything I recall in LF. Also its from a year later. Who's to say what really happened? All I know is that someone emailed the Secret Service a screenshot containing "pornographic male homosexual images."

crepeface has issued a correction as of 06:10 on Oct 18, 2023

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Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

Sancho Banana posted:

So now they're not even saying it was a rocket, but DEBRIS from a rocket that exploded in mid-air? And then landed, presumably through a window, INSIDE the hospital and hit some conveniently placed stash of explosives and ammunition and blew them up, and that caused a strong enough blast to demolish the building in one, big, singular explosion with no secondaries? Am I getting it all right?

Thats media literacy

# ? Oct 18, 2023 05:32

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Sancho Banana posted:

So now they're not even saying it was a rocket, but DEBRIS from a rocket that exploded in mid-air? And then landed, presumably through a window, INSIDE the hospital and hit some conveniently placed stash of explosives and ammunition and blew them up, and that caused a strong enough blast to demolish the building in one, big, singular explosion with no secondaries? Am I getting it all right?

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1714374382221496321/pu/vid/avc1/720x1044/jvjQTjyGp3iMmIcD.mp4?tag=12

Oh yeah this for sure is absolutely what exploding debris sounds like

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