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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

gently caress, yearbooks! Stop doxxing your students!

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Sunshine Rae *last name*

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Albino.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
I took a community college class with a white girl named Tantra.

Harvey TWH
Sep 6, 2005

Want some peanuts?

Marcade posted:

Sunshine Rae *last name*

I dreamt last night of the concept of naming twins that were going up for separate adoption Ray(mond) so that, since they would never meet again, they would be Divergent Rays.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Les-Leigh

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Gurbax (first name)

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Rest in peace, Dick Butkus.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


What a way to find out.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



In like second grade this kid told me there was a football player named Dick Butt Kiss and I called him a liar.

RIP Dick Butt

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I haven't done a name dump in a while.

First names:
Quartney
Disaree
Bettyfrank
MyDung
Aquadees
Tangelina
Illenium

Last Names:
Lipoma
Littlekita
Syrup
Meerkatz
Furbee

Full Names:
Dakota Grizzle
Todd Fox
Hazel Flowers
Princess Sturgeon
Hollie Trim
Ginger Champagne
Tim Blurton (this is my favorite)
Randy Snort
Gala Holliday
Crystal Dawn Musick
Dixie Moppin

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Todd Fox and Hazel Flowers are children's book characters.

Dixie Moppin actually made me laugh out loud, so bravo to their parents.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Jozina Gazelle

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I haven't done a name dump in a while.

First names:
Quartney
Disaree
Bettyfrank
MyDung
Aquadees
Tangelina
Illenium

Last Names:
Lipoma
Littlekita
Syrup
Meerkatz
Furbee

Full Names:
Dakota Grizzle
Todd Fox
Hazel Flowers
Princess Sturgeon
Hollie Trim
Ginger Champagne
Tim Blurton (this is my favorite)
Randy Snort
Gala Holliday
Crystal Dawn Musick
Dixie Moppin

these are all awesome but Tim Blurton has me wheezing

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Reminds me of one from EverQuest that I still think about 20 years later. Densal Woshington.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

Brawnfire posted:



Jozina Gazelle

Dutch name. This wouldn’t be that unusual in the Netherlands if you stuck a “van de” in between.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Oh, definitely, it's an extremely Dutch little cemetery, but I just think it's cute that it sounds sort of like an anthropomorphic gazelle.

I hadn't actually realized "Gazelle" was a placename in the Netherlands until I found this grave, though; I did a bunch of research on them since.

Also, according to records there actually was a "van de" originally, so I guess they just didn't bother with that on the grave.

Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Oct 9, 2023

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I have never heard of anyone named Jozina, but then I am just an off-brand discount Dutchman and I also don't live in the 19th century

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Watch, now you're gonna start meeting a ton of Jozinas.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Jozina Pussycats would be an A+ drag name.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

What's better than a slur for a name? A misspelled slur!

Jypsey

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I haven't done a name dump in a while.

First names:
Quartney
Disaree
Bettyfrank
MyDung
Aquadees
Tangelina
Illenium

AquaDEES NUTS :boom:

quote:

Full Names:
Dakota Grizzle
Todd Fox
Hazel Flowers
Princess Sturgeon
Hollie Trim
Ginger Champagne
Tim Blurton (this is my favorite)
Randy Snort
Gala Holliday
Crystal Dawn Musick
Dixie Moppin

Princess Sturgeon sounds like the result of a "punk band name" Facebook quiz where your first initial represents [insert royal title here] and your last represents [insert animal here]

Ginger Champagne sounds like a burlesque dancer and/or drag queen

And Tim Blurton sounds like someone who is in really bad witness protection or something

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

YeahTubaMike posted:

And Tim Blurton sounds like someone who is in really bad witness protection or something

Yeah his original name was Rulb. At least they used double obfuscation.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Chairish (instead of Cherish)
Parfait and Porfait (twins)
Klevon
M'lady/Milady/Mylady
Mister
Q
Navayah (instead of Nevaeh)

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Parfait and Porfait (twins)

:lmao:

I've seen a Franck and Franky (also twins, French) but this is incredible.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Marcade posted:

What's better than a slur for a name? A misspelled slur!

Jypsey

I always do a double take at Kike Hernández.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

I learned a few days ago there exists a person named Clytie (pronounced Clitty)

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Sharten

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Pope Hilarius II posted:

I learned a few days ago there exists a person named Clytie (pronounced Clitty)

That's usually short for Clytemnestra.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A cool last name, Houndjago

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Pope Hilarius II posted:

I learned a few days ago there exists a person named Clytie (pronounced Clitty)

Hide and seek champion, right there.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Vyvyan (pronounced Vivian) is a well-established, English name from at least the 1400s

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Samovar posted:

Vyvyan (pronounced Vivian) is a well-established, English name from at least the 1400s

I honestly thought that they made that spelling up for the Young Ones.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



dinahmoe posted:

I honestly thought that they made that spelling up for the Young Ones.

So did I, until I read through The Interest and one of the British plantation families had the name.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

That's usually short for Clytemnestra.

Yes, that's what I figured as well but it's not like Clytemnestra is a very well-known name. You might say many people have trouble finding it.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Haslelpony Wood

quote:

“Haselelponah is a scriptural name meaning, ‘A shadow falls upon me.’ The name occurs just once in the Bible, a reference to the sister of Jezreel, Ishma and Idbash in the genealogies of Judah,” according to an Ipswich history website.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Haslelpony Wood

quote:

Spelled Hazelelponi in the King James Version, Asalelphuni in the Vulgate, Heselebbon in the Septuagint, and Zelelponith in the midrashes.

Can get the whole family in on the name!

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Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Phenis. Poor guy

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