[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715409977932656892
did they try aiming at the window

It's just the weirdest poo poo he lies about.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:11

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# ? May 25, 2024 21:27

El Jeffe: Dec 24, 2009

Malloc Voidstar posted:

did they try aiming at the window

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:12

Escape Goat: Jan 30, 2009

look how they massacred my truck

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:13

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Finally, a car safe enough for Prohibiton-era Chicago

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

henry ford was a you know what

Concerning.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:16

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Escape Goat posted:

look how they massacred my truck

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:16

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Sensenmann posted:

Mercedes, BMW and Audi are all over 100 years old.

an automotive manufacturing base strong enough to build a Reich off of

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:18

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

Elon is reich

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:19

Raldikuk: Apr 7, 2006; I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Sensenmann posted:

Mercedes, BMW and Audi are all over 100 years old.

How can one person be this monumentally stupid?

Edit: Come to think of it, there are a ton more.

Land Rover, Fiat, Renault, Opel, Tatra, Skoda. Probably more. lol

You should be looking for car brands younger than 100 years old my dude

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:24

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

I'm with elon btw

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

We had Revolutionary War era British line infantry fire their muskets at it

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:29

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715409977932656892
did they try aiming at the window

Lol

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:30

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

But what is it trying to demonstrate other than trying to capture the Toyota technical market

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:33

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Raldikuk posted:

You should be looking for car brands younger than 100 years old my dude

yeah he's saying all the popular car brands are over 100 years old except for Tesla

and also except for Toyota, Hyundai, Honda, Kia....

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:33

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

shyduck posted:

But what is it trying to demonstrate other than trying to capture the Toyota technical market

it's epic

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:35

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

Raldikuk posted:

You should be looking for car brands younger than 100 years old my dude

i can see how it would be easy to mistake his wording as meaning "brands that are successful for 100 years" vs "brands founded in the last 100 years that have been successful". hes a very poor communicator

Juul-Whip has issued a correction as of 19:40 on Oct 20, 2023

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:37

Squinky v2.0: Nov 16, 2006; Behind you! A three headed monkey!; College Slice

imagine if the allied forces had bulletproof cyber trucks that could briefly be used as boats. storming the beach at Normandy would have been trivial. elon wins again

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:42

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

I'm absolutely psyched for the videos of cybertruck owners shooting their vehicles

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:02

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"we emptied a tommy gun into it"

*panel falls off*

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:11

Deadly Ham Sandwich: Aug 19, 2009; Smellrose

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/xDaily/status/1714135069873590404?s=20

oh boy

Oh so they are bringing Trump back?

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:17

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715409977932656892
did they try aiming at the window

Good thing against those gangsters that carry tommy guns nowadays.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:35

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

did they try firing the tommy gun at something that isnt theoretically bullet proof as a test of concept first like maybe elon could volunteer for that

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:43

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

shyduck posted:

But what is it trying to demonstrate other than trying to capture the Toyota technical market

If it cost like half of what its actually going to cost it might have a chance.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:48

spanky the dolphin: Sep 3, 2006

they shot the windows but the bullets bounced right off!

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:48

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I hope it was a .22 tommy gun so anything real gets a jackass owned

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:50

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Circle Nine posted:

did they try firing the tommy gun at something that isnt theoretically bullet proof as a test of concept first like maybe elon could volunteer for that

luckily elon's is so dense and thickheaded

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:55

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

the internet tells me you'll need at least 1/4" thick steel to be "bulletproof", depending on type of bullet and type of steel. normal cars use metal that is less than 1/16" thick.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:56

shackleford: Sep 4, 2006

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715409977932656892
did they try aiming at the window

imagine being the tesla factory worker tasked with delicately tapping dents with an impact hammer or whatever into the side of a cybertruck for musk's guerilla PR marketing campaign

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:57

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Id say that the cyber truck is what 8 year old me would design if you gave me some crayons and told me to create the safest car ever except even then my dumb rear end would put some
airbags in it.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:20

roffles: Dec 25, 2004

speaking of digging their grave with cybrtrk it would seem like endorsing the bulletproof nature of your car would be an invitation for lawsuits� or at least a few Darwins

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:20

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

im sure Teflon Elon is terrified at the prospect of another lawsuit

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:21

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

My wife shot my dick and balls off for our tesla owner youtube channel
still love the car.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:23

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

deathbysnusnu posted:

My wife shot my dick and balls off for our tesla owner youtube channel
still love the car.

wife shoots you through cybertruck with desert eagle

remarries after prison release

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:26

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

elon musk's x.com just keeps getting better

so because after boer brain took over, he completely hosed up my timeline, so most of the people i followed didn't show up in my feed anymore. so i had to individually type the names of about 20 or so of those people the search bar so that i had quick access to their accounts. horrendously inefficient way to go about finding tweets from people you like? yes! unfortunately the way things are, it was sadly the best option at the moment. but then recently i accidentally cleared my search history, and now even after i try to search for those people, the search bar no longer saves that info. once again, :waycool:

mr musk

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:34

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Oh so they are bringing Trump back?

trump tweeted one time and then never again

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:36

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

Mr Interweb posted:

elon musk's x.com just keeps getting better

so because after boer brain took over, he completely hosed up my timeline, so most of the people i followed didn't show up in my feed anymore. so i had to individually type the names of about 20 or so of those people the search bar so that i had quick access to their accounts. horrendously inefficient way to go about finding tweets from people you like? yes! unfortunately the way things are, it was sadly the best option at the moment. but then recently i accidentally cleared my search history, and now even after i try to search for those people, the search bar no longer saves that info. once again, mr musk

makes one long for the days of RSS feeds

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:37

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Goa Tse-tung posted:

did he reply to a 2 month old post? insane

https://twitter.com/Drbluejaykay/status/1715229670063374443
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1715466050693726651

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:37

Kunster: Dec 24, 2006

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1715452587074314596?t=bFYc2zBBFVtBeQXTbgktZA&s=19

Aw jeez the science account that Elon likes is now posting on how SpaceLink's bright as hell satélites that are going to gently caress up land based space observations is good actually.

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:40