[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Rauros posted:

haha, don't put humans in charge of anything. instead of using existing facilities, let's construct a new building with CO2-releasing concrete with migrant workers flown in from different countries in a place that can't exist without air conditioning, so we can talk about how to fix the climate!

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/oct/20/cop28-migrant-workers-uae-heat-climate-crisis

im not sure if i would consider the Conference of the Parties to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change or the UAE innate to human nature

# ? Oct 20, 2023 18:15

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:52

corona familiar: Aug 13, 2021

Dokapon Findom posted:

What's a UFB???

not much what's ufb with you

(probably "ultra loving bad" but swearing is banned on twitter)

# ? Oct 20, 2023 18:42

uguu: Mar 9, 2014

corona familiar posted:

not much what's ufb with you

(probably "ultra loving bad" but swearing is banned on twitter)

Hahaha, for real?

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:28

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

I thought it was Un-loving Believable

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:43

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

no, he defined the first UFB event as "utterly freaking bonkers"

# ? Oct 20, 2023 19:57

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

ultimately fine basically

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:37

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Stereotype posted:

ultimately fine basically

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:45

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Usual For Burningman

# ? Oct 20, 2023 20:52

sit on my Facebook: Jun 20, 2007; ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

It's 84 degrees right now in Tulsa. I'm breaking a sweat walking around in jeans

lmao

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:04

Colin Mockery: Jun 24, 2007; Rawr

Stereotype posted:

ultimately fine basically

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:11

Diamonds On MY Fish: Dec 10, 2008; I WAS BORN THIS WAY

"Um, fine, buttstuff"

# ? Oct 20, 2023 21:32

Hit Man: Mar 6, 2008; I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Urchin fry boil

# ? Oct 20, 2023 22:14

Spiking: Dec 14, 2003

Stereotype posted:

ultimately fine basically

# ? Oct 21, 2023 00:10

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Stereotype posted:

ultimately fine basically

# ? Oct 21, 2023 01:31

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

utterly hosed biosphere

# ? Oct 21, 2023 01:34

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

unexpected forecast breakthrough

# ? Oct 21, 2023 02:06

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

update; gently caress beaten

# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:05

Soggy Muffin: Jul 29, 2003

Unbelievably Fat Bottoms

# ? Oct 21, 2023 05:07

soundsection: May 10, 2010

ultimately fantastic biosphere

# ? Oct 21, 2023 06:33

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

"ur hosed" - bdelloid

# ? Oct 21, 2023 07:21

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Unusual fluctuations, big

# ? Oct 21, 2023 10:45

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Literally living in the Highlander II timeline

It's not a good movie

# ? Oct 21, 2023 13:10

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

unidentified frying biosphere

# ? Oct 21, 2023 13:59

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

unprecedented fires!!! boooo

# ? Oct 21, 2023 14:29

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

unfortunately frequent: boiling

# ? Oct 21, 2023 15:05

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Undeterred, frogs boil

# ? Oct 21, 2023 15:05

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

won't it take less energy to boil water in a warmer world? coal will require less energy to ignite. is anyone calculating the potential advantages of global warming? it might all offset....

# ? Oct 21, 2023 15:12

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Upsetting forum? banned

# ? Oct 21, 2023 15:31

Tungsten: Aug 10, 2004; Your Working Boy

ultra fellatio beam (parallel darpa project to the gay bomb)

# ? Oct 21, 2023 15:41

Unless: Jul 24, 2005; I art

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/20/louisiana-drinking-water-saltwater-wedge-plaquemines-parish

# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:06

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

still got a while until if affects brad pitt's home though

# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:09

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

Hinkley acknowledged that the parish could endure similar extremes next year too, but denied the effects of the climate crisis in causing drought, despite the overwhelming scientific evidence.

�I can�t agree with 100% of climate change,� Hinkley said. �But things change and shift.�

# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:12

fanfic insert: Nov 4, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I'm willing to believe her analysis when she makes points like

The ultimate cause of all mass extinctions is disruption of the carbonate-silicate cycle (except maybe like one)

There's a bunch of causes that can trigger this disruption by adding or removing gigantic amounts of co2 or o2

There's double whammy modes of stacking the big bad cycle disruption with compounding major problems

This eventually fixes itself after like 100 million years, which is long as gently caress and probably we would want to not rely on that

So then we're obviously directly disrupting the cycle by burning ff & it's enough to cause a mass extinction

--

I figure the pattern holds well seems to add up and the vid is both about that fact and an explanation of it

We're absolutely doing a sick combo on top of it by inventing endocrine disrupting forever chems and all this other poo poo. It's gonna be a bad one.

There's probably not a way we can fully Venus the earth or even pull a great dying 2, unless there's insane levels of unforseen turbo chain reactions by revving up industrial society. If those numbers are right then even the Siberian traps couldn't pull a full venusian, so unless an even bigger crustal chunk shits itself it just means everything bigger than idk half a human will go extinct, not it's all over.

Also it seems like Venus is like that because it either doesn't have enough water & plate tectonics doesn't work and the entire surface flips inside out -- this cycle doesn't function on Venus, but which parts are the cause and which parts are the effect are unknown, which I thought was cool

burning coal and oil kills everything larger than a fist and the forever chemicals kills off anything smaller than a fist that relies on male/female reproduction and leaves the earth with nothing more than autogamic worms sucking on rocks

a genderless woke earth

# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:23

cat botherer: Jan 6, 2022; I am interested in most phases of data processing.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Hinkley acknowledged that the parish could endure similar extremes next year too, but denied the effects of the climate crisis in causing drought, despite the overwhelming scientific evidence.

�I can�t agree with 100% of climate change,� Hinkley said. �But things change and shift.�

I don't agree with climate change either. No thanks!

# ? Oct 21, 2023 16:24

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

fanfic insert posted:

burning coal and oil kills everything larger than a fist and the forever chemicals kills off anything smaller than a fist that relies on male/female reproduction and leaves the earth with nothing more than autogamic worms sucking on rocks

a genderless woke earth

This is the future liberals want

# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:19

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019; Can't post for 4 hours!

fanfic insert posted:

burning coal and oil kills everything larger than a fist and the forever chemicals kills off anything smaller than a fist that relies on male/female reproduction and leaves the earth with nothing more than autogamic worms sucking on rocks

a genderless woke earth

look at this chud equating gender and sex

# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:21

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

Unless posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/20/louisiana-drinking-water-saltwater-wedge-plaquemines-parish

I would simply not live below sea level

# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:27

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Lol it owns that we can send billions to Israel and Ukraine at the drop of a hat, but cleaning East Palestine or clean water for Jackson or healthcare is just too expensive.

Great country no notes :nfpa:

# ? Oct 21, 2023 17:32

Unless: Jul 24, 2005; I art

skooma512 posted:

Lol it owns that we can send billions to Israel and Ukraine at the drop of a hat, but cleaning East Palestine or clean water for Jackson or healthcare is just too expensive.

Great country no notes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZijLQGH1v0

# ? Oct 21, 2023 18:11

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:52

Erghh: Sep 24, 2007; "Let him speak!"

still good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYx20hYrGSI

# ? Oct 21, 2023 18:25

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