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Mummies, you fools!! It's been mummies all along! Which is why Nathan is proud to introduce Mummies Alive! Eats!!
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Mummies, you fools!! It's been mummies all along! Which is why Nathan is proud to introduce Mummies Alive! Eats!! Europeans ate mummies. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/ So really it would just be a retro thing.
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mediaphage posted:waiting for smurf eats (les schtroumpfs mangent) The possibilities don’t matter, you’d still be getting “SmurfEATS Big Cow Lasagna”.
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Blue Moonlight posted:The possibilities don’t matter, you’d still be getting “SmurfEATS Big Cow Lasagna”. ugh too true
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Oct 15, 2023 19:07
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 Its branded! Its delivery! But is it FARM 2 PLATE?
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I wonder where he keeps his iceburg of frozen lasagna.
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Blue Moonlight posted:
I see no eGeez seal of authenticity
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steinrokkan posted:I see no eGeez seal of authenticity Oh, geez!
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Blue Moonlight posted:
tag him lol
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Counting to post snippets of his interview, but without quotations marks, as if he wrote it https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1713992748599025761?t=xltbbcsVxMfLH-55D_pL4A&s=19 Does Nathen even know what Bad Dragon is? Seems like something a good celibate Muslim shouldn't be talking about. Or maybe he likes the idea of being compared to a washing machine safe Rancor penis?
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Oct 16, 2023 21:08
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entergage with the fantasy and enliven your life
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I can think of a dozen other ways to express that same sentiment that don’t involve monster dildos l
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Oct 16, 2023 21:22
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He's got jawa dick energy.
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Oct 16, 2023 21:24
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Frank Frank posted:I can think of a dozen other ways to express that same sentiment that don’t involve monster dildos l Yeah but anyone who #loves the franchise wouldn't express it in a way that doesn't involve monster dildos.
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Frank Frank posted:I can think of a dozen other ways to express that same sentiment that don’t involve monster dildos l Jabba the Hutt x Bad Dragon
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Oct 16, 2023 21:31
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Oct 16, 2023 21:45
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Holy loving poo poo how tedious and desolate is your life that you have to claim being in love with IP licensing is a pillar of your identity?
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5er posted:Holy loving poo poo how tedious and desolate is your life that you have to claim being in love with IP licensing is a pillar of your identity? Imagine if the closest thing you had to success was a massive failure everyone laughed at, but people laughed at it and you are too rich to need to work so you can just talk about it endlessly.
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MassRafTer posted:Imagine if the closest thing you had to success was a massive failure everyone laughed at, but people laughed at it and you are too rich to need to work so you can just talk about it endlessly. I think about this a lot tbh. I wonder what his parents think of him? They're probably bankrolling all this.
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Busters posted:I think about this a lot tbh. I wonder what his parents think of him? They're probably bankrolling all this. Imagine if your brother was signing all these big deals with the Saudis and you were doing your 20th interview on the meaning of GarfieldEATS. You'd be a better person but I don't know if your parents would be impressed. But maybe they know the Iggy's/DHS deal is around the corner.
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Sustainable careers for a scion of the Gulf fixer class, such as: - Arms dealer - Epstein associate - Government 'facilitation fee' collector - Right wing media patron (5% must be own money)
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1715024195220820129?t=mooMmSL-ZUJ3bEnItHKtiA&s=19 the gently caress are you talking about Nathen.
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JAnon posted:the gently caress are you talking about Nathen. He’s trying to stick it to Paramount/Viacom I guess
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Knormal posted:He's talking about a time when he co-opted a social movement to draw attention to himself.
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...MLK Junior in Fortnite...
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JAnon posted:the gently caress are you talking about Nathen. Paramount isn't woke. Nathen, however, is woke.
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1716797782181237243 https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1716796622854553687 Sitting here thinking about how long it takes her to close the lasagna box and then forgetting all about it remembering the insane looking garfield masks.
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"we had no account manager to run approvals but still sold it anyway", the Nathen Mazri story
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