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I know it's automatic on newer cars, but I like to think the driver's subjective sense of time let them realize, "Well, I done goofed, gotta put on my hazards."
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tribbledirigible posted:I know it's automatic on newer cars, but I like to think the driver's subjective sense of time let them realize, "Well, I done goofed, gotta put on my hazards." The car comes in with the hazards on. They knew they were gonna gently caress it up.
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"Oh no. Oh poo poo. loving BOLLARDS."
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turns out eggman cant balance if you shave his whiskers
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He also got stuck in a culvert later that day
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null_pointer posted:YouTube Premium gives you ad-free YouTube Not for much longer!
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CainFortea posted:Not for much longer! Source?
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Upsidads posted:Source? Basic pattern recognition
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Which country does the crab represent here
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haveblue posted:Which country does the crab represent here Also America
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Bar Crow posted:Basic pattern recognition So you pulled it from your rear end
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Majestic 
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John Wick of Dogs posted:So you pulled it from your rear end lmao, have you not seen capitalism before?
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Inceltown posted:lmao, have you not seen capitalism before? It's called asspitalism.
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Oct 20, 2023 18:15
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lol Thank you for this gift today.
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FreudianSlippers posted:It took me maybe a week and a half of Spotify with ads before I started paying for it but for some reason Youtube doesn't seem worth it. Fun fact, If you use the web player in Brave or some other browser with adblock, you will not have Spotify ads, including mobile. Other fun fact, the spotify desktop client does not remember when it plays ads, but changes the application title when it does. This means you could use a script that checks the spotify window's title every second until it sees "Advertisement", and then just restarts spotify where it will resume the next song sans ads. I'm very dedicated in not giving spotify money
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Fishstick posted:Fun fact, If you use the web player in Brave or some other browser with adblock, you will not have Spotify ads, including mobile. Back when I used Spotify, I had a script that operated on a similar principle and muted the app volume output every time an ad played.
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How did the script know an ad was playing?
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Blue Moonlight posted:Back when I used Spotify, I had a script that operated on a similar principle and muted the app volume output every time an ad played. That still kills the flow of an album and/or playlist.
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Scratch Monkey posted:How did the script know an ad was playing? I believe it hooked onto some UI element that appeared/changed when an ad played (like the title thing suggested above). I didn’t write it, and it was like a decade ago anyway, so who knows what was going on. FreudianSlippers posted:That still kills the flow of an album and/or playlist. I mean, my playlist was almost entirely greatest hits from the 80s, it was never particularly cohesive.
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The bird of Kings and power lol
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Scratch Monkey posted:How did the script know an ad was playing? The desktop client changes window title from whatevers playing to "Advertisement". Automation tools like autoit can easily read the text value of window titles, so it's fairly trivial to just run something in a loop that checks said title and restarts the app and hits Play once it sees "Advertisement" .
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John Wick of Dogs posted:So you pulled it from your rear end Lol, this mother fucker must be so surprised every day when the sun shows back up again.
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I will learn the loving banjo before paying for youtube shite (tm) E: typo
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Fishstick posted:The desktop client changes window title from whatevers playing to "Advertisement". Automation tools like autoit can easily read the text value of window titles, so it's fairly trivial to just run something in a loop that checks said title and restarts the app and hits Play once it sees "Advertisement" . This is why my band "Advertisment" isn't getting the plays it deserves.
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Karate Bastard posted:I will learn the loving banjo before paying for youtube shite (tm) Banjo is terribly fun and we have a (nearly dead) banjo thread here
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Banjo joke: “So, I left my banjo in the car unlocked overnight” ‘Oh no, that’s terrible. I’m so sorry.’ “Yea, I woke up and found that someone broke in and put another banjo in it.”
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wait a banjo in a banjo?
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nomad2020 posted:Banjo joke: Look on the bright side, they could have given you a ukulele.
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Brawnfire posted:Oh the arborist's wife 
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nomad2020 posted:Banjo joke: A musician with perfect pitch is somebody who can chuck a banjo into a trashcan without it hitting the sides. That's actually an accordion joke, but frankly accordion players don't need the heat in 2023. Banjo crimes still go unpunished (apart from the cancelled one from Mumford etc).
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World Bollard Association is either the most boring or most amazing twitter follow. tribbledirigible posted:I know it's automatic on newer cars, but I like to think the driver's subjective sense of time let them realize, "Well, I done goofed, gotta put on my hazards." Took me YEARS to figure this out, was constantly amazed that some mustang bro would wipe out, roll down an embankment, land upside down and still have the presence of mind to put on his hazards  Crab Dad posted:lol Don't ever try to eat you or your son ever again  holtemon posted:The bird of Kings and power lol Anybody who works with large birds of prey will tell you that bald eagles are the stupid chickens of the eagle world. Hyperlynx posted:Look on the bright side, they could have given you a ukulele.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw6YL_l2YxA
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darkwasthenight posted:A musician with perfect pitch is somebody who can chuck a banjo into a trashcan without it hitting the sides.
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Does anyone know of a music file tag editor for Android that doesn't completely suck?
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Hyperlynx posted:Does anyone know of a music file tag editor for Android that doesn't completely suck? Everyone laugh at this person who can't edit their music tags, truly some schad
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John Wick of Dogs posted:So you pulled it from your rear end Look, I know you said you don't want to jump off the cliff here and I respect that. But could you take a small step back towards the cliff behind you? Thanks. Hey, could you take another small step back? Thanks again, much appreciated. Hey, I know I just asked but... would you mind? Thanks a lo- Oh, you fell. Thanks, much.
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