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When I die, bury me with a flip book of satoshi kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the nuts, so that my eternal soul will enjoy a hearty laugh in the afterlife
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Punk’s first retirement came after he pooped in the ring, second retirement came after he got elbow dropped in the nuts. Legendary career.
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JSmithOTI posted:Imagine a slasher flick starring cm punk but instead of getting murdered with knives he keeps getting hit in the nuts by Satoshi Kojima 
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Oct 14, 2023 19:09
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Even if somehow on the off chance Punk DOES get rehired by WWE, nothing will compare to the time Kojima thoroughly emasculated him live on PPV by squashing his yambag with a mighty strong style elbow drop.
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Oct 16, 2023 01:12
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super macho dude posted:Even if somehow on the off chance Punk DOES get rehired by WWE, nothing will compare to the time Kojima thoroughly emasculated him live on PPV by squashing his yambag with a mighty strong style elbow drop. Book him in a redo of the shinsuke vs AJ feud except it's the entire 24/7 geek squad and they all take turns shoot kicking him in the yambag
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Oct 16, 2023 01:43
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Dinged in the ding dong
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I can't believe Kojima dropped an elbow on CM Punks Boingloins. https://youtu.be/XL3q2YCitYQ
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Oct 16, 2023 07:14
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小島さん... ありがとう
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When life gets you down, and you think that there's nothing good or beautiful left in this modern world, it's important to remember that satoshi kojima elbow dropped cm punk's nuts
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Oct 16, 2023 17:42
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Satoshi'd deez nuts
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The bread man elbow dropped CM Punk right in the bread basket
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i remember
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Remember... when
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I'm hoping CM Punk goes to Impact next so he can have a meltdown over, idk, Bobby Fish and potentially get his nuts crushed by Kojima again.
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World Princess posted:I'm hoping CM Punk goes to Impact next so he can have a meltdown over, idk, Bobby Fish and potentially get his nuts crushed by Kojima again. Punks STILL seething at the time Fish kicked out at 3.1 after getting hit by the GTS that one time in AEW Also,  at Kojima just absolutely BLASTING Punk's dick & balls with an elbow drop at Forbidden Door just
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Just done with Return of the Obra Dinn and on my mind since has been a page depicting the fate of CM Punk Was Elbow Dropped In The Balls By Satoshi Kojima
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Lid posted:Just done with Return of the Obra Dinn and on my mind since has been a page depicting the fate of CM Punk Was Elbow Dropped In The Balls By Satoshi Kojima The Assassination of CM Punk's Nuts by the Chad Satoshi Kojima
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I still love "Because I don't have that kind of technology". Does he mean he doesn't have the technology to elbow CM Punk's nuts on purpose? Or he elbowed the nuts because he doesn't have the technology to steer the elbow away from them? Basically, where in the tech tree should I be looking for that?
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CellBlock posted:I still love "Because I don't have that kind of technology". Does he mean he doesn't have the technology to elbow CM Punk's nuts on purpose? Or he elbowed the nuts because he doesn't have the technology to steer the elbow away from them? It was so perfectly-placed (and at the perfect time to a particular jerk in the middle of the jerk's career downspiral), it felt like the universe made it happen, despite the height and distance seemingly making it impossible for him to intentionally pull it off that well
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Just had a nap and dreamed that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in his little grapes at Forbidden Door 2023 in Toronto Canada.
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Will CM Punk soon get his nuts elbow dropped on Impact? Anything is possible in this spooky Halloween season
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CellBlock posted:I still love "Because I don't have that kind of technology". Does he mean he doesn't have the technology to elbow CM Punk's nuts on purpose? Or he elbowed the nuts because he doesn't have the technology to steer the elbow away from them? much like nuclear energy, elbow steering technology can be used for mankind's benefit or its downfall
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We will never forgetti CM punk's smashed meatballs and spaghetti
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Pylons posted:Just had a nap and dreamed that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk right in his little grapes at Forbidden Door 2023 in Toronto Canada. Dreams are manifestations of reality, past and future.
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cagliostr0 posted:We will never forgetti More like fettuccini.
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komrade kojima literally smashed the patriarchy
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While way too tired and reading poo poo on the insane pseudo-science of Zero Escape games it crossed my mind that under multiversal theories there's an infinite number of universes where Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls where it crushed his pelvis leading to Satoshi Kojima becoming president of the United States.
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Lid posted:While way too tired and reading poo poo on the insane pseudo-science of Zero Escape games it crossed my mind that under multiversal theories there's an infinite number of universes where Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls where it crushed his pelvis leading to Satoshi Kojima becoming president of the United States. how do u travel to different universes
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haunted bong posted:how do u travel to different universes you gotta have that kind of technology
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haunted bong posted:how do u travel to different universes You have to collect all ths Artifacts.
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