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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It must be very weird to go to sleep and have dreams.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

yall got any of them idiots of social media?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Turning on the lights in the dream world either wakes me up or allows the dream to continue but now it’s lucid.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

kazil posted:

yall got any of them idiots of social media?

You're looking at 'em.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Idiots "on social media"? I don't think this is the thread for that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

kazil posted:

yall got any of them idiots of social media?

I found this one recently. Just endless dogshit takes.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=89442

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

OwlFancier posted:

It must be very weird to go to sleep and have dreams.

I used to have tons of vivid dreams, almost daily. Sleep paralysis nightmares too for most of my life, some lucid dreaming when I was younger. But ever since I started smoking hella weed they've dried up.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
https://twitter.com/Steve_Sailer/status/1715643093356339481?t=510rU4rg7lqCQ2GVUpdvRw&s=19

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Well that strikes me as self-contradictory.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Brawnfire posted:

Well that strikes me as self-contradictory.

It's Steve Sailer, he's just that loving stupid.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

It's the Grimes school of thought that mansplaining is just men talking about things they are interested in

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

kazil posted:

It's the Grimes school of thought that mansplaining is just men talking about things they are interested in


God she really was perfect for Elon holy poo poo.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




emSparkly posted:

God she really was perfect for Elon holy poo poo.

But she said she likes facts :confused:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

emSparkly posted:

God she really was perfect for Elon holy poo poo.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6988658089113308421

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Try this one out: if you suspect you're dreaming, don't do boring poo poo like read or flick light switches. Try to gently lift off the ground and fly outside. If it works: congrats, you can now control super powers. Have fun til morning.

Thank you nightmare on elm Street whatever sequel number.

B33rChiller has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Oct 21, 2023

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

kazil posted:

yall got any of them idiots of social media?

I thought I'd found something juicy, but it turned out I'd just dreamt about it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Maybe you lucid dream every night, you just don’t remember it.

Makes you think.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Kantesu posted:

I thought I'd found something juicy, but it turned out I'd just dreamt about it.

Yeah, I could tell when I read a tweet and it made sense

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Whenever I get in control of my dreams I usually rewind time

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I just woke up because I found myself not being able to type the name of a restaurant correctly several times

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Why the gently caress Grimes out here cosplaying the evil Globo Gym lady from Dodgeball???

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Cloacamazing! posted:

Worst call I ever got? Shortly before six pm I sent out a report and immediately got a call from the customer. "Hi, I saw that you wrote me an email and figured I'd call you so you can tell me what it said, I don't have time to read it." That was the only customer I ever lost my poo poo at.

The only customer I ever lost my poo poo at was the one who sent me his corporate credit card number and other info over unencrypted email. What the gently caress? I immediately called him and yelled at him for his own good. I made absolutely sure he understood the bad poo poo that could happen if he kept emailing his card number to people.

His response? He said he emailed it to me rather than calling me because he was paranoid about the possibility of his or my phone being wiretapped by someone who would steal the card info. :cripes:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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kazil posted:

Gotta pay those legal fees somehow.

Can't wait for the legal briefs brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends!

Hell yeah!

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Yeah, it's kind of amazing how many of us of a certain generation absolutely believe that you can't read in a dream specifically because of that B:TAS episode.

It's a very common misconception, pretty sure I've seen it on other things too.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

AceOfFlames posted:

Yeah, the "you can't read in a dream" stuff is a myth, but what usually happens is that text changes every time you try to read it. Apparently lucid dreamers use this as a means to tell if they are in a dream.

I'm pretty sure everyone dreams differently and some "rules" are "true" of some people and not others. My dreams have no visuals, for example.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The real problem is whether you can or can’t read in a dream is ultimately pointless

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Everything is ultimately pointless.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

My favourite is "if you die in a dream you die for real" because I've definitely died in dreams.

Sometimes I rewind, sometimes I respawn.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RoboRodent posted:

My favourite is "if you die in a dream you die for real" because I've definitely died in dreams.

Sometimes I rewind, sometimes I respawn.

I'll PM Jeff and let him know that you died and should be permabanned.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

RoboRodent posted:

My favourite is "if you die in a dream you die for real" because I've definitely died in dreams.

Sometimes I rewind, sometimes I respawn.
Good thing you got all those extra lives back in World 3-1.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Midnight Voyager posted:

It's a very common misconception, pretty sure I've seen it on other things too.

It's in the show Evil, which is otherwise an excellent show

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


If I ever did something this embarrassing you'd need to torture me to get me to admit it

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1715726643694559348

Can't stand work fetishists like this

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
what if my 2K is from interest from my 200K savings and or other investments?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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This is an infographic from reddit so it counts!


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Sansa Stark: the best example of INFP in the series

Also Sansa Stark: the best example of ISFP in the series


At least those differ in only one dimension, but Shae is almost her own opposite as the best example for ENFJ and the second best for ISFP.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

RoboRodent posted:

My favourite is "if you die in a dream you die for real" because I've definitely died in dreams.

Sometimes I rewind, sometimes I respawn.

Do you find it kind of funny or kind of sad?

Platystemon posted:

Sansa Stark: the best example of INFP in the series

Also Sansa Stark: the best example of ISFP in the series


At least those differ in only one dimension, but Shae is almost her own opposite as the best example for ENFJ and the second best for ISFP.
Men will call horoscopes bullshit but will happily try to find nine INTJ males for a fintech startup.

yoinked that one from yospos

Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Oct 22, 2023

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

"As a man I felt the urgent need to involve myself in this subject that doesn't even concern me periphally."

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
This just in: having an autism octopus is antisemitic now:

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jews are stereotyped as lawyers.

Lawyers are stereotyped as sharks.

The plush shark Blåhaj is by extension an antisemitic dog whistle.

Wake up, sheeple!

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