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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

ben shapino posted:

I'm going to shoot every Tesla I see

It's fine, they actually let you do it.

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I used to drive my dad's Ford/Chevrolet truck around and it had fake bullet hole decals, a McCain/Palin decal and a 'Shut up and fish!' decal on the rear windows. It was badass.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
Babe! It's 4pm, time to shoot up your cybertruck.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Look Charles Steadman you don't have to tell us you have an extremely small penis

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

CaptainBeefart posted:

I used to drive my dad's Ford/Chevrolet truck around and it had fake bullet hole decals, a McCain/Palin decal and a 'Shut up and fish!' decal on the rear windows. It was badass.

Thats a vibe

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

At my.last job a coworker drove around in a rusted out jeep with a 'cheney/satan' sticker, which was unfortunately the coolest thing about them

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
cybertruck getting speedholes i see

brilliant move mr musk the well established american truck market won't know what hit em FSD beta version 420.69

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Grey Fox posted:

I wonder how much of this is driven by trying to appease accounts paying $1,000 a month for gold with millions of followers, but their post likes never crack above 150 or so

Might be that but I think he's just dumb and think it looks bad like with the link thing. I don't think there's a nefarious purpose he's a profoundly weird and dumb guy with weird and dumb sensibilities.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


The bullet holes take the eyes away from the fit and finish

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
It is just failed attempts to hammer that door panel into proper alignment.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This car is great for people who get shot at by people who don't aim for windows

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
everyone knows about bulletproof glass, that is why they aim for the doors.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

i know dumbass when i see it and boys, dinner is served

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
who cares about bullets, show me what happens when it gets side-swiped by a competitor's truck

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Homocow posted:

who cares about bullets, show me what happens when it gets side-swiped by a competitor's truck

you won’t care.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008

RealityWarCriminal posted:

baby game. not a nipple in sight

Wouldn't a baby game be filled with nipples?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
it's time to up-armor the cybertruck.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT

Groovelord Neato posted:

Might be that but I think he's just dumb and think it looks bad like with the link thing. I don't think there's a nefarious purpose he's a profoundly weird and dumb guy with weird and dumb sensibilities.

ulillillia if he was a stupid as hell and an enormous rear end in a top hat

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

might start probing for bluesky spam... none of you use that website anyway your all posting on twitter


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maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022
bisky

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
bsky-social-stfu-16bbh

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




16-bit Butt-Head posted:

might start probing for bluesky spam... none of you use that website anyway your all posting on twitter

bsky-social-dgntw-g2m3l

bsky-social-4qhzt-3u4n2

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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Opening up with a bar, driving around in a bullet riddled cyber truck. 20-year-old cowboy hat. Musk is gangster

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Moo Cowabunga posted:

bsky-social-zbe6g-2ohgr

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

whaley posted:

ulillillia if he was a stupid as hell and an enormous rear end in a top hat

Excuse you, the color #FFFGHY as rendered in Bubsy is cool as hell

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Homocow posted:

who cares about bullets, show me what happens when it gets side-swiped by a competitor's truck

That's when the shooting starts.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



we shoot the car on saturday

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

DeeplyConcerned posted:

Opening up with a bar, driving around in a bullet riddled cyber truck. 20-year-old cowboy hat. Musk is gangster

He wants to be Falco

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

ex post facho posted:

it's time to up-armor the cybertruck.

I know, right? Slat armour and era are essential for the modern world.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


please, let us live in a world where actual needless armor for trucks is akin to the rgb of personal computers

I want my neighbors in Flordia to have 6 ton truck bullet proof turtles that cant get over 40mph and have similar range

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


what does it spell out

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

a.lo posted:

what does it spell out

Quarterly earnings numbers that fail to meet expectations

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
i wonder what happens if you shoot the tires

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
A truck towing infinite Mass would be accelerated to infinite speed. You miss and Elon cries laughing, winning.

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

a.lo posted:

what does it spell out

Left side is a horse right side looks like a cowboy riding the horse

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

a.lo posted:

what does it spell out

TURMP!!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
tupac would be alive today if he had been in a cybertruck instead of the surburban

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

thathonkey posted:

tupac would be alive today if he had been in a cybertruck instead of the surburban

tupsc was in a 7 series bmw, biggie wes in a suburban

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Seeing the cybertuck being a big hit in the moonshine bootlegger.

So many moonshine bootlegger lives might be saved!

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