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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

zedprime posted:

Are you sure of the cause and effect there?

Are you saying tik toc isn’t a super weapon like Havana Syndrome

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Worth more than Buttcon, invest now! MOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
SBF's lawyers have a great plan to win. They want to give the jury instructions that

quote:


“If you find that FTX customers, after depositing funds with FTX, received a credit to transact on the FTX exchange and therefore received the right to withdraw an equivalent amount of funds at a later time upon request, that is insufficient to establish that they were deprived of property,” the jury instruction from the defense says.


You can't convict if clients had been given account statements that say they have money. Even if that money was gone.

Or as the prosecution says in their reply:

quote:


“A popular movie from the 1990s illustrates the point: a briefcase, once filled with money, is not the same as a briefcase later filled with IOUs.” In “Dumb and Dumber,” when the briefcase reaches its owner, it’s filled with paper.

“That’s as good as money, sir,” says Carrey, playing the character Lloyd Christmas.


https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/20/prosecutors-in-sbf-trial-compare-defense-argument-to-dumb-and-dumber.html

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Just say "my b" and get a slap on the wrist, boys will be boys, geez.

Also writing makes you read lovely posts (I'm providing a source to point to right now), video games gave us gamer raging streamers, the internet provided conspiricies and hate groups oomph, TV gave us Fox News and similar, etc etc

Basically yes, it's all bad. All of it. The only thing that could help us?

Put it on the blockchain.

drk
Jan 16, 2005
lol, the DOJ actually cited dumb and dumber to explain how bad sbf's legal argument was

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Zero One posted:

SBF's lawyers have a great plan to win. They want to give the jury instructions that

You can't convict if clients had been given account statements that say they have money. Even if that money was gone.

Or as the prosecution says in their reply:

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/20/prosecutors-in-sbf-trial-compare-defense-argument-to-dumb-and-dumber.html

Its always a good sign when the prosecution can liken your defense to Dumb and Dumber, the motion picture.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
At least it wasn't Dumb and Dumberer. Then would have been over.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Salt Fish posted:

I didn't realize it was against the law to steal 10 billion dollars of customer funds, take them to the casino, and then lose them.

Sam Bankman-Fried in court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtM9xD-Ky7E

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Zero One posted:

SBF's lawyers have a great plan to win. They want to give the jury instructions that

quote:

“If you find that FTX customers, after depositing funds with FTX, received a credit to transact on the FTX exchange and therefore received the right to withdraw an equivalent amount of funds at a later time upon request, that is insufficient to establish that they were deprived of property,” the jury instruction from the defense says.
You can't convict if clients had been given account statements that say they have money. Even if that money was gone.

This seems extra weird since, as I understand it, FTX's problem is not "Customers gave FTX money, FTX loans that money out and charges interest, and there is some risk of loss". That was all publicly stated as what they were doing as a hedge fund and the claimed way they were going to get the money to pay interest to customers.

FTX's fraud problem is that they also told customers "Before we make a loan, we do risk diligence process X, require initial collateral to backstop the loan, continuously monitor the lendee and essentially margin call them whenever the collateral drops too much". Then they secretly actually did "Alameda (that SBF also controls) is permitted to borrow as much money as it would like, with no risk investigation, posting no collateral, and not subject to any call no matter how low their assets get", followed by Alameda blowing all the money it borrowed on bad investments in Chinese real estate junk bonds and going bankrupt.

The fraud part is lying about lending standards, not lying about making loans at all

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Foxfire_ posted:

This seems extra weird since, as I understand it, FTX's problem is not "Customers gave FTX money, FTX loans that money out and charges interest, and there is some risk of loss". That was all publicly stated as what they were doing as a hedge fund and the claimed way they were going to get the money to pay interest to customers.

FTX's fraud problem is that they also told customers "Before we make a loan, we do risk diligence process X, require initial collateral to backstop the loan, continuously monitor the lendee and essentially margin call them whenever the collateral drops too much". Then they secretly actually did "Alameda (that SBF also controls) is permitted to borrow as much money as it would like, with no risk investigation, posting no collateral, and not subject to any call no matter how low their assets get", followed by Alameda blowing all the money it borrowed on bad investments in Chinese real estate junk bonds and going bankrupt.

The fraud part is lying about lending standards, not lying about making loans at all

They also were supposed to have different kinds of accounts, with some being ones where the money was just held and wasn't put at risk. They didn't actually have any different account types behind the scenes, it all went in the same pile that Alameda was trying its best to drain.

drk
Jan 16, 2005

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

thanks doc

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I had to double check your thread posting history because I thought you were the insane guy lol

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Bitcoin: “That’s as good as money, sir,” says Lloyd Christmas

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

quote:

BE ADVISED: We have see a "close" of a 3-day candle "higher" than the Buying Climax and the Second Test of Supply; Which Qualifies as an "Up-Thrst After Distribution" (UTAD) event in this period of RE-Distribution.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
I shall consider myself advised.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


:thunk:

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

I had a cracked laptop screen that looked like this

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.


This bitcoin jerkoff is literally being called a "Wyckoff Accumulation."

I mean there's self-parody and then there's this, which is just shattering the loving looking glass.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009



I appreciate these drive by postings of insane graphs, they always seem to make the people in the thread come together for a good laugh.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

What is this? A graph for ANTS?!

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013



'Oh no!'

or possibly

'We're all getting lambo's!'

Who could say? :shrug:

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

quote:

BE ADVISED: We have see a "close" of a 3-day candle "higher" than the Buying Climax and the Second Test of Supply; Which Qualifies as an "Up-Thrst After Distribution" (UTAD) event in this period of RE-Distribution.


'Oh no!'

or possibly

'We're all getting lambo's!'

Who could say? :shrug:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Deptfordx posted:

'Oh no!'

or possibly

'We're all getting lambo's!'

Who could say? :shrug:



Deptfordx posted:

'Oh no!'

or possibly

'We're all getting lambo's!'

Who could say? :shrug:

A rare case of Back Is Not Edit?

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


I'm the quotes around "Presumed"

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ashpanash posted:

This bitcoin jerkoff is literally being called a "Wyckoff Accumulation."

I mean there's self-parody and then there's this, which is just shattering the loving looking glass.
Try looking at the text blocks on the graph. It’s all jargon and acronyms. It’s oddly satisfying and poetic how my eyes just slide off of the text.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

CannonFodder posted:

Try looking at the text blocks on the graph. It’s all jargon and acronyms. It’s oddly satisfying and poetic how my eyes just slide off of the text.

Right? As an accumulation of wackoffs, it sure is something.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

ashpanash posted:

Right? As an accumulation of wackoffs, it sure is something.

Bitcoin: an accumulation of wackoffs

Or

Bitcoin: an accumulation of Wyckoffs

Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

Babe, it’s not performance anxiety, it’s a buying climax

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The conversation about the Internet being bad, and references to TV being bad, spurred me to do my biannual re-read of the Vast Wasteland speech.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_and_the_Public_Interest

Elden Lord Godfrey
Mar 4, 2022

ashpanash posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my plan was always ultimately to rob from [everyone] and give to the poor. And you can trust me to make good decisions about who to give charity to because as this trial has made clear my judgment is impeccable

This Effective Altruism saga demonstrates how much of a loving joke is post-Reagan neoliberalism, where lower taxes and cutting of social services can be supposedly be made up for by private charities.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Elden Lord Godfrey posted:

This Effective Altruism saga demonstrates how much of a loving joke is post-Reagan neoliberalism, where lower taxes and cutting of social services can be supposedly be made up for by private charities.

It strikes me as bizarre that neoliberalism is demonstrably failed, yet continues to be the dominant paradigm. Although a quick search just now did locate several recent articles talking about us being in the twilight of neoliberalism.

That search also turned up an academic paper on the subject that looks interesting, but too long for me to read right now. Going to go ahead and link it, partly so I might remember to go back and actually finish it.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-017-0032-1

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It shouldn’t be to shocking the ruling class has completely detached themselves from the people they rule so failure or success doesn’t really matter.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



CharlestheHammer posted:

It shouldn’t be to shocking the ruling class has completely detached themselves from the people they rule so failure or success doesn’t really matter.

Yeah, fair enough - good point.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

LocalBitcoins may be dead, but the idea lives on: Inside a $30 Million Cash-for-Bitcoin Laundering Ring in the Heart of New York

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

It strikes me as bizarre that neoliberalism is demonstrably failed, yet continues to be the dominant paradigm. Although a quick search just now did locate several recent articles talking about us being in the twilight of neoliberalism.

That search also turned up an academic paper on the subject that looks interesting, but too long for me to read right now. Going to go ahead and link it, partly so I might remember to go back and actually finish it.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-017-0032-1

That it has "demonstrably failed" brings up the questions of "failed at what" and "failed who."

Because has it failed to build a better, more equitable society for everyone? Yes. Has it failed at being sustainable? Yes. Has it failed the vast majority of people who live under it? Yes. Is it literally failing to keep the Earth capable of sustaining life as we know it? Yes.

Has it failed to centralize wealth, both liquid and assets, within a narrow group of people and companies? No. Has it failed to make them incredibly rich? No. Has it failed to give the illusion to people that they could be the next mega-trillionaire if just neoliberalism is given a bit longer leash so they can start up their child labour uranium mine in the back yard of their Air BnB? No.

So I think the answer to "why is it still in charge" is that "it's very profitable for powerful people" and "they convince non-powerful people that it could be profitable for them, too." The alternatives are consistently very bad at actually messaging to ordinary people that it would improve their lives, or to get through their mental shield against the perception that they are ordinary and not life's protagonists.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

MechaCrash posted:

I do wonder if the era of "this rich guy is a loving moron but nobody wants to admit it" is coming to an end

10 days late but lol

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

drk posted:

lol, the DOJ actually cited dumb and dumber to explain how bad sbf's legal argument was

lol, I'm sure the DOJ who thought of using that as an example was pleased with themselves. As they should be because it's awesome.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

PurpleXVI posted:

That it has "demonstrably failed" brings up the questions of "failed at what" and "failed who."

Because has it failed to build a better, more equitable society for everyone? Yes. Has it failed at being sustainable? Yes. Has it failed the vast majority of people who live under it? Yes. Is it literally failing to keep the Earth capable of sustaining life as we know it? Yes.

Has it failed to centralize wealth, both liquid and assets, within a narrow group of people and companies? No. Has it failed to make them incredibly rich? No. Has it failed to give the illusion to people that they could be the next mega-trillionaire if just neoliberalism is given a bit longer leash so they can start up their child labour uranium mine in the back yard of their Air BnB? No.

So I think the answer to "why is it still in charge" is that "it's very profitable for powerful people" and "they convince non-powerful people that it could be profitable for them, too." The alternatives are consistently very bad at actually messaging to ordinary people that it would improve their lives, or to get through their mental shield against the perception that they are ordinary and not life's protagonists.

Will it successfully prevent the invention of an evil future AI that creates copies of people and tortures them? That will depend on whether that jury decides to send SBF to jail for all this silly “crime” nonsense before he can do something about this very important issue.

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym


I, too, wish that Apple would bring back the old rainbow logo

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