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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Karate Bastard posted:

Google it you inbred

I know what it means, and I'm still surprised you used it the way you did. Says a lot about you though. "inbred"

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JAnon
Jul 16, 2023


i-

is that George McCrae?

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Kinda gave him a Yakub forehead there.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

I’ve done this before. Got the tip of my finger slammed in a car door and it blew up like a goddamn balloon. The pain was incredible, but for a few weeks I could flip a bird that could be seen from space.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/P1kgE99.mp4

McGavin fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Oct 21, 2023

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

And this is why you keep your loving dog on a loving leash.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Karate Bastard posted:

Haha omg what is this content doing in this thread

This cro magnonretard would not invent fire no matter what suits you put him in lmao

Karate Bastard posted:

Google it you inbredretard

ftfy

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Did the Cro-Magnon people have dark skin and light hair :confused:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

JDM

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

WIFEY WATCHDOG posted:

I know what it means, and I'm still surprised you used it the way you did. Says a lot about you though. "inbred"

Oh, sorry. Misread you.

I just thought the AI didn't make trump look "black" but more like a cave man, and I thought that was p funny. Didn't put any more thought into it than that. Maybe it wasn't as funny as it seemed in my head though.

E: And sorry also about the epithet. I mistakenly accused you of being an idiot, because I misread you. My bad. In my defense, I was having a parallel discussion about banjoists at the time.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Oct 21, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Did somebody mention banjos???

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


Thinking about when it rains all of a sudden

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Knormal posted:

No

Also, note it's his lockscreen too.


Just a big fan of a one season CW show from 2016.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Ramen speed.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Das Boo posted:

Ramen speed.

Heh

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

mercenarynuker posted:

Thinking about when it rains all of a sudden

The it just becomes an organic street sweeper. Afterwards the dirty pasta can be safely discarded in the woods:



e:
No charges filed against man who dumped 500 pounds of pasta in New Jersey woods

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Oct 22, 2023

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Takes No Damage posted:

Afterwards the dirty pasta can be safely discarded in the woods:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


There is no way you should take advice from someone who is this bad at doing the shocker.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Takes No Damage posted:

The it just becomes an organic street sweeper. Afterwards the dirty pasta can be safely discarded in the woods:



e:
No charges filed against man who dumped 500 pounds of pasta in New Jersey woods

alright how many bowtie noodles do you need to stop a river in its tracks its time for some ecoterrorism

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

hoo boy the mushrooms are kicking in

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Yeah, I eat rear end:

https://i.imgur.com/opHnzZG.mp4

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I hope they washed the pig balls properly before cooking them. We know exactly where they've been

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012



McGavin fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Oct 23, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


For the last time: its pronounced ooh-ranus you immature bastards!
Now is that finally settled? good.
*goes back to posting dick jokes*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


She didn't even wear it :(

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

baked sex arse

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Scratch Monkey posted:

baked sex arse

Everything reminds me of her...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://i.imgur.com/zGT3fjj.mp4

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Live-action Donald Duck Christmas Special looking weird

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

So what even is that? At first I assumed some sort of organ but it has hair…

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh yeah, chickens have absolutely no problems eating meat. also cannibalism.
You can read about how they react to a wounded fellow chicken if you still haven't figured out they just didn't get the memo about no longer being vicious dinosaurs.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


By popular demand posted:

Oh yeah, chickens have absolutely no problems eating meat. also cannibalism.
You can read about how they react to a wounded fellow chicken if you still haven't figured out they just didn't get the memo about no longer being vicious dinosaurs.

I don't eat a ton of meat anymore except chicken because they are vicious, stupid bastards.

Also I was attacked by a rooster when I was like 4, so I don't give a poo poo about them.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


I too wish to know what the steamed pork butt is

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


No, no. I said steamed rear end. That's what I call hamburgers.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





I'm not a computer toucher but I assume this would cause a sysadmin to break out in hives.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I can confirm that this infuriates me. That's worth taking out the CAT5-o-nine-tails and hunting down whoever did this.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Mad Hamish posted:



I'm not a computer toucher but I assume this would cause a sysadmin to break out in hives.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Antigravitas posted:

I can confirm that this infuriates me. That's worth taking out the CAT5-o-nine-tails and hunting down whoever did this.

...but then you would have to yank it out of these production servers...

Will you do it? Or will you live in pain?????

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