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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The kitchen syringe is ugly but similar gadgets for making tiny sandwiches are a thing.

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

basically everything there is horrible, but i might try that egg sandwich thing, basically just a grilled cheese with egg and i'm down for that.

That kind of sandwich (bread placed on eggs as they fry) is all over the South-Asian street food channels I watch, at least.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
They're super easy to make and are delicious although sometimes they suffer from the "glob of molten cheese hidden in the center" issue.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
"issue"

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I’ll have the bowl-tadela with gnocchi.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

YOU BREAKA MY SPAGHETTI YOU BREAKA MY HEART

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

YOU BREAKA MY SPAGHETTI I BREAKA YOU KNEECAPS

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Bread fried in egg is the stealth good idea. You can do the same thing to an unscrambled egg too for a bready once over easy fried egg if you're careful.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Yeah that actually looked good unlike the rest of the video. Egg sandwiches can be kind of a pain to put together.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Kitchen syringe? More like kitchen cringe.

I'll be here all week.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Schubalts posted:

That kind of sandwich (bread placed on eggs as they fry) is all over the South-Asian street food channels I watch, at least.

Yeah, it's a fun way to sandwich. But did they slice avocados longitudinally???? Unhinged behavior.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I use my kitchen syringe to slam mayo straight into my jugular.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The chef de cuisine walks into the kitchen, and sets his knife roll down. A deft movement of the right hand unrolls it on the stainless steel prep table as his left hand raises the cardboard cup of coffee to his lips. He swallows, stashes the coffee in a cambro under the table, and moves his hand to his selection: the novelty black power fist hair pick. The heaviest hitter in his arsenal. Though he'd never tell a soul, the Chef credited his wildly successful career to that lucky discovery he'd made in a YMCA locker room before adult laps. He'd never wash it, for its essence was what bought him his Michelin stars.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.
"Take your kitchen comb" is great, but the Pepsi can gag at the end was the perfect punchline.

GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013
I don't have a kitchen comb, but I do have kitchen pliers for opening jars with small lids.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

We've been opening coconuts wrong!

Take your Kitchen Gun, and

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

redgubbinz posted:

We've been opening coconuts wrong!

Take your Kitchen Gun, and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ2H38mA1Z8&t=45s

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

redgubbinz posted:

We've been opening coconuts wrong!

Take your Kitchen Gun, and

When they're just right you can just jam a straw through the shell

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I’ll have the sourdough soup in a clam bowl

(to person behind in line)

I love their clam bowls!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

redgubbinz posted:

We've been opening coconuts wrong!

Take your Kitchen Gun, and

Need an expert to show you how.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

redgubbinz posted:

We've been opening coconuts wrong!

Take your Kitchen Gun, and

:confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A

Bang bang bang!

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Theeeere's the one I was waiting for, can't forget the musical version either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck5f9LzQmjY

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

redgubbinz posted:

Theeeere's the one I was waiting for, can't forget the musical version either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck5f9LzQmjY

Good channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTBx8rnhMSg

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I got the White Castle bites



They taste right, a bit dry. Good with ketchup and mustard.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FFT posted:

I got the White Castle bites

That sounds like what you'd call the tummy troubles you get after eating there

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


FFT posted:

I got the White Castle bites

Gonna be a white porcelain night.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Nights on White Porcelain

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some White on white porcelain crimes.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Y'all seem fragile as white porcelain, for sure.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
people who say app instead of appetizer deserve to eat boogs.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


An app is fine IMHO.

A app is no good. No good at all.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Looks like gooseberry jam to me.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

people who say app instead of application deserve to eat boogs.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Holding a new IT speed interviewing event at Applebee's: App's Presents Apps and Apps for Apps.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

zedprime posted:

Holding a new IT speed interviewing event at Applebee's: App's Presents Apps and Apps for Apps.

Developing Apps Over Underwhelming Apps

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


zedprime posted:

Holding a new IT speed interviewing event at Applebee's: App's Presents Apps and Apps for Apps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hFC6bDhrPg

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1717146990570844584

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


My dad loves hot dogs and grew up very Catholic; he would have been 17 when those went off the market. I've asked him if he'd ever tried them; I expect he'll be disgusted that I ever thought so little of him.

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