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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Elon musk is a smol bean, he must be protected

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ikanreed posted:

Okay, if you can play any instrument(drummers, as always, don't count), the violin is very easy to pick up.

somebody hasn't seen academy award winning film whiplash

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Capitalism is when the government gives me carbon credits to sell to other companies to save the environment

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
expert here. elon musk peed his pants and almost poo poo them at the latest video game tournament..

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Schmoe Cwead posted:

is elon a globalist?

he's ftw

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

RealityWarCriminal posted:

expert here. elon musk peed his pants and almost poo poo them at the latest video game tournament..

Your an expert in people peeing pants and almost making GBS threads themselves at video game tournaments?

Gotta to say hell of a resume you got there, your hired!!!!

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Elon musk is a smol bean, he must be protected

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lol cool av

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Elon musk is a smol bean, he must be protected

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

webcams for christ posted:

I played violin as a child, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 4 strings, no frets, no technology, no whammy bar, only 1 bow, acoustic, etc.

a triple neck electric guitar addresses these limitations.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
wtf i love the 1% now, thank you elon very ftw milord

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

elon musk aka the twitter pee his pants man

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
From setting the standard for style with rugged cowboy gear to crying stoic and manly tears over quarterly profit margins at Tesla, Elon continues to be alpha as gently caress

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
why is elon mad at wikipedia??

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
wikipedia gone woke?

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

with the way ads are going maybe I can start selling radium water on x dot com the everything app

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


punished milkman posted:

why is elon mad at wikipedia??

reverted his edits on the polytopia wiki

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

punished milkman posted:

wikipedia gone woke?

more like wokeipedia 😂

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

punished milkman posted:

why is elon mad at wikipedia??

Wikipedia is an amazing source of information. but if you're like me, you've noticed a glaring issue. there's just not that much information about dicks. I can look up joe Smith and find out about all the films he's made, his early life, career and all that. But if you want to know how big his schlong is: zero information.

Elons solution, which I agree with, is to rename the site dickpedia to emphasize that compiling and being interested in information about dicks is nothing to be ashamed of. And rather cleverly pointing out that a site that systematically excludes certain subtypes of information just because they might be sensitive is hardly encyclopedic.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

punished milkman posted:

wikipedia gone woke?

Elon has cancelled Wikipedia

Schmoe Cwead posted:

more like wokeipedia 😂

That's the Star Trek fan site.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Schmoe Cwead posted:

more like wokeipedia 😂

it was literally right there, and the dumbass goes with "wikiMEDIA :elon: "

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

wikipedoguya

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Canasta_Nasty posted:

Kevin Paffrath was the "landlord influencer" who was the main Democrat running in the California recall election. His platform included mobilizing the national guard to herd homeless people into camps and diverting part of the Mississippi across the Rockies to solve California's drought. Studied economics and polisci at UCLA then said he wanted to create labor-company-government partnerships under a strong Governor to solve problems without needless disagreements. So real normal guy for expert commentary

All that and even worse, he has been mean to Elon Musk!

DeeplyConcerned posted:

From setting the standard for style with rugged cowboy gear to crying stoic and manly tears over quarterly profit margins at Tesla, Elon continues to be alpha as gently caress

Idk about alpha but those are exemplary traits. Love a person who publicly cries occasionally.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

Okay, if you can play any instrument(drummers, as always, don't count), the violin is very easy to pick up.

its not easy to make it sound good though. lovely instrument

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Elon is a social capitalist and so am I (he's right}.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Weka posted:

Idk about alpha but those are exemplary traits. Love a person who publicly cries occasionally.

I do think that Elon would only cry about losing money.

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Cybertruck might be near $100k. I’m sure this will sell by the millions

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
sir if you don't pay $100k for this lovely truck you'll lose your spot in line

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
i don't think even the fanboys will pay $100k for the cybertruck

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Fear Of Missing Out On Truck, FOMOOT

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

under 100k likes???

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
holy poo poo lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Rynn posted:

Cybertruck might be near $100k. I’m sure this will sell by the millions



lol if it costs as much as the electric hummer

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Schmoe Cwead posted:

is elon a globalist?
he's a national socialist

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
98k seems pretty cheap for all the free stainless steel panels of varying quality and composition you will get

Each one a collector's item along with the hubcaps that fly off while going straight down a smooth highway

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Malloc Voidstar posted:

i don't think even the fanboys will pay $100k for the cybertruck

They will absolutely give themselves a $960/mo car payment in hopes that their boer god one day retweets them saying "Driving to work in my Cybertruck and turning heads the whole way :smug:"

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Malloc Voidstar posted:

i don't think even the fanboys will pay $100k for the cybertruck

It'll be a collector's item like the Edsel whose value just goes up over time!
You'd be a fool not to buy one.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


https://fortune.com/2023/10/23/tesla-doj-investigation-car-vehicle-range-personal-benefits/

quote:

Tesla says it has received requests for information and subpoenas from the US Department of Justice related to potential personal benefits violations, the advertised range of its vehicles and personnel decisions.

The Wall Street Journal in September reported that federal prosecutors are investigating perks provided to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk going back as far back as 2017, including a project described as a glass house for Musk. Earlier this year, Reuters reported that Tesla had created a special “diversions team” to avoid dealing with complaints from customers about their vehicle ranges.

The filing warned of “the possibility of a material adverse impact on our business” should the government pursue an enforcement action. So far, to Tesla’s knowledge, any on going investigation hasn’t concluded any wrongdoing.

The subpoenas add to a mounting number of government probes into the electric-vehicle maker. The DOJ is also investigating claims Tesla has made about its purported self-driving technology. In September, the US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission sued Tesla alleging that it has been “tolerating widespread and ongoing racial harassment of its Black employees” at its Fremont, California, plant.

you can't prosecute my crimes because it will be bad for me
                                /

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

morningdrew posted:

They will absolutely give themselves a $960/mo car payment in hopes that their boer god one day retweets them saying "Driving to work in my Cybertruck and turning heads the whole way :smug:"

correct

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



lmao if it's literally an onion-shaped glass house (with interior rock garden).

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