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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 7 MNF Thread: Mr. Shanahan Goes To Minneapolis
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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
cousins with his feet loving nailed to the ground there


no other explanation for how he didn't go down

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Fraudy Niners

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Android Apocalypse posted:

Word. I prefer my adobo "dry" like my dad's side of the family does. Still no real "wrong" way to make adobo tho.

i do dry sometimes, when i'm in the mood to grill. so good.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
drat Kirk somehow wasn't sacked.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Probably holding

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Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Cousins disappeared there.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Well this is it, Niners.

Ah ya biffed it, Niners.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
NM!

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Kirk "Lamar Jackson" Cousins

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 How did they not sack him there?

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
WTF how did Cousins escape????

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

bucksmash posted:

gently caress yeah adobo crew represent

Man I have been craving something new, and adobo is it.

I gotta make more filipino food

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Justin who?

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Kyle Shanahan loves losing in primetimes games so much

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I can't believe that they didn't get that sack

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I'm sorry, that is not Kirk Cousins. No way Kirk Cousins doesn't take the horrible sack under that pressure in that situation.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Is this the best primetime cousins ever?

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
kinda wanna go grocery shopping now

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
We are gonna lose to the loving Vikings.

loving shoot me

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

mcmagic posted:

Is this the best primetime cousins ever?

By miles

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Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.
That the 49ers have not gotten to Kirk at all is loving weird

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Lmao I will never rave about Kirk Cousins

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 I hate this sport lol

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


 Soooo think the Vikings try to throw here?

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

OneMoreTime posted:

Soooo think the Vikings try to throw here?

Kirk cousins has hit like every third and long pass

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 This is Kirk, the numbers are good and he looks good but why do you only have 22 points?

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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Tulalip Tulips posted:

My cat climbed up our kitchen screen and almost jumped in so my pasta got a little discombobulated while I got her down.

Nice save.

Forgot to give my cat her chicken plate first so I could eat in peace.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Shindragon posted:

We are gonna lose to the loving Vikings.

loving shoot me

Who did you lose to last week?

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Kirk Cousins is the best QB in the NFC

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
What's the best case scenario for the 49ers here? Getting the ball back down 8 with like 90 seconds left?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Gaston Bachelard posted:

That the 49ers have not gotten to Kirk at all is loving weird

Vikings OL is very oddly playing very well this season.

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
so they're going to play it safe and run it so they can take 40 seconds off the clock and kick a field goal.
Purdy will have a minute plus for redemption

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 hell yeah wiggle

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
This Addison kid is doing a great job of creating contact over and over and getting the flag thrown on us instead

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Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.

MJeff posted:

What's the best case scenario for the 49ers here? Getting the ball back down 8 with like 90 seconds left?

Pretty much. A turnover seems out of the question.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That pimento sandwich is loving garbage

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Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Nice line for Kirk:

35/45att 378yds 2td 1int

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I can't believe the Niners "completely fail to stop the passing game" strategy failed.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Recursive posted:

Nice line for Kirk:

35/45att 378yds 2td 1int

Somehow he will lose 28-25

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MJeff posted:

What's the best case scenario for the 49ers here? Getting the ball back down 8 with like 90 seconds left?

In theory Kirk could remember it's prime time and take his first horrible sack of the night.

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