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Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
ok if Hamas actually pulled off another successful attack on an Israeli military base that's pretty funny

**I think a fundamental understanding that Ukraine has realized about the States (and styles their entire propaganda efforts around) is the idea that America abhors a loser / incompetence in their allies.. "why should we help someone who can't do for themselves" is a thing in American public sentiment.. That's why Ukraine has to claim absolute domination of all battlefields and all these brilliant James Bond like schemes that they are constantly puppet mastering to keep American support rather than just being the victims of aggression from a larger neighbor.

I feel like this kind of humiliation where Israel gets clowned on by a bunch of inmates in their prison colony is absolutely deadly to their efforts to remain at the center of American politics..

Starsfan has issued a correction as of 18:12 on Oct 24, 2023

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

In Training posted:

Yeah it's earth shattering. You love to see it

Love to show my entire rear end to the world and claim I meant to do it

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Zodium posted:

you gotta hand it to hamas

yup

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

RC Cola posted:

Love to show my entire rear end to the world and claim I meant to do it

I actually had intelligence reports that my rear end was showing ahead of time and I let it happen so I can fart but instead I poo poo into my pants.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
is there a source that isn't one of these osint goobers

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Hamas does a terrorist attack at military base, 50 civilians killed including 10 newborn babies

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

a dozen dastardly divers decapitate a dozen diapered darlings

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Impressively brave quote from UN secretary general:-

"Guterres: It is important to realize that the #حماس attacks did not occur in a vacuum, and we renew the call for an immediate ceasefire for humanitarian reasons."

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1716858338858971276?s=20

Israel is currently losing their minds at the UN

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1716839063670661531?s=20


America is making GBS threads it's pants and crying about it

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1716854662606016890?s=20

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
DEVESTATING: Hamas spirit shamans enact the Ek'Unra curse on the ghosts of dead babies

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"
Hamas is cool and good, and taking the fight to the fascist IDF directly is good.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Al-Saqr posted:

Impressively brave quote from UN secretary general:-

"Guterres: It is important to realize that the #حماس attacks did not occur in a vacuum, and we renew the call for an immediate ceasefire for humanitarian reasons."

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1716858338858971276?s=20

Israel is currently losing their minds at the UN

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1716839063670661531?s=20


America is making GBS threads it's pants and crying about it

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1716854662606016890?s=20

please pull a soviet union circa summer of 1950 so that the UN can do something positive for once in its miserable existence

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




America wants to speak to Hamas' manager.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Give Israels UN seat to Palestine

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


slave to my cravings posted:

Hamas does a terrorist attack at military base, 50 civilians killed including 10 newborn babies

just like the dastardly Isreali forces to use women and children as human shields for their military operations! :kratos:

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol if the carney was loaded entirely for ABM duty then its already expended a 1/3 of its missiles
this, combined with the navy no longer having any tenders, is hilarious

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
China's representative to the Security Council: We demand an investigation into the attack on the Baptist Hospital in Gaza

https://x.com/AlarabyTV/status/1716864631140925495?s=20

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Al-Saqr posted:

China's representative to the Security Council: We demand an investigation into the attack on the Baptist Hospital in Gaza

https://x.com/AlarabyTV/status/1716864631140925495?s=20

what, China isn't convinced by the work of the Bellingcat organization and the scumbag Brown Moses?

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Al-Saqr posted:

China's representative to the Security Council: We demand an investigation into the attack on the Baptist Hospital in Gaza

https://x.com/AlarabyTV/status/1716864631140925495?s=20

hell yes, cannot wait to see D&D's champions of decorum eat poo poo on the world stage and insist it's victory chocolate

for all the horror that is the ongoing conflict, it's incredible to see more and more opinions turning the right way

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Al-Saqr posted:

China's representative to the Security Council: We demand an investigation into the attack on the Baptist Hospital in Gaza

https://x.com/AlarabyTV/status/1716864631140925495?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkk6rDh2GaU

Morbus
May 18, 2004


"we want a ground invasion" indeed

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


when the un acknowledges that actions are usually done due to external stimuli :argh:

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
l Arab TV correspondent: Israel refuses to grant a visa to Martin Griffiths, United Nations Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs

https://x.com/AlarabyTV/status/1716866562471440785?s=20

Lol Israel is super making GBS threads its pants

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/notkavi/status/1716697073859391829

https://twitter.com/notkavi/status/1716697075901972546

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

quiggy posted:

when the un acknowledges that actions are usually done due to external stimuli :argh:

Right after Israel's official twitter account tried to dunk on the UN for saying war crimes are bad, just banger after banger

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


The main reason is a huge subset of American evangelicals need Israel to exist so their loving Apocalypse can happen.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
lol they're busting out the "recordings" again
https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1716866876418949602

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

this, combined with the navy no longer having any tenders, is hilarious

no chicky tendies for the sailors?

the US is cooked

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

Al-Saqr posted:

Impressively brave quote from UN secretary general:-

"Guterres: It is important to realize that the #حماس attacks did not occur in a vacuum, and we renew the call for an immediate ceasefire for humanitarian reasons."

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1716858338858971276?s=20

Israel is currently losing their minds at the UN

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1716839063670661531?s=20


America is making GBS threads it's pants and crying about it

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1716854662606016890?s=20

To whatever extent control of the narrative makes a difference, the US and Israel have lost it. The world is watching and knows not to trust them.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.



calling my dad from where i just did a massacre like i'm about to win who wants to be a millionaire

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Ngl, America is the great satan

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Cybernetic Zionism

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



aipac bribes politicians, not the public at large. this is nonsense

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

VoicesCanBe posted:

To whatever extent control of the narrative makes a difference, the US and Israel have lost it. The world is watching and knows not to trust them.

you love to see it

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

did they remember to sum the stereo channels this time lol

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
Hamas 1: “Dad I’m calling you from the phone of a Jew! I just killed her and her husband, with my own hands I killed 10!”

Hamas 2: "I'm very proud of you son, do not forget to decapitate all of her babies and burn them!"

Hamas 1: "Allahu Akhbar!"

Hamas 2: "Rawr! XD"

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

fanfic insert posted:

Cybernetic Zionism

i'm going to kill you

fizzy
Dec 2, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There's so many examples of successful resistance movements who manage to eke out victories without committing atrocities there's no justification as to why Hamas is the exception.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Qammandos

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Hatebag posted:

aipac bribes politicians, not the public at large. this is nonsense

Right, but why are boomers so uniquely pro-“Israel” in polls? You cant discount the history of their formative years and what they saw on tv (the arbitrator of truth to Boomers)

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Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

OctaMurk posted:

Hamas 1: “Dad I’m calling you from the phone of a Jew! I just killed her and her husband, with my own hands I killed 10!”

Hamas 2: "I'm very proud of you son, do not forget to decapitate all of her babies and burn them!"

Hamas 1: "Allahu Akhbar!"

Hamas 2: "Rawr! XD"

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