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HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Don Pigeon posted:

Just a lil pause, then the genocide can resume!


Starsfan posted:

a call for a PR cease fire (which Israel will not even recognize) in exchange for Hamas giving back it's hostages is my guess.

sounds about right

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Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?

Nichael posted:

I feel like "phone of a Jew" is going to be bouncing around in my brain for years to come, like "Working hard, thank you!" It's just so funny.

it sounds like a borat skit

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Scarabrae posted:

Jew Phone who dis?

lmao

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Karach posted:

Is there any precedent to the use of the term "humanitarian pause?" is this so they're not technically calling for a ceasefire?

It's a pause in humanitarianism so that the genocide can proceed.

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
zionists are pissed at that hamas/hostage photo. pretty funny that all it took was one person being nice to another person to send them into a rage

Meow Tse-tung
Oct 11, 2004

No one cat should have all that power

Don Pigeon posted:

Just a lil pause, then the genocide can resume!

Every team gets 3 time-outs

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

Sherbert Hoover posted:

Is the West Bank completely disarmed or do they still have militias that are just standing around or what

militia just murdered and martyred two Palestinians driving in their car

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Karach posted:

Is there any precedent to the use of the term "humanitarian pause?" is this so they're not technically calling for a ceasefire?

Pauses plural like a hosed up game of simon says or something.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Scarabrae posted:

Jew Phone who dis?

:drat: :holymoley:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

uber_stoat posted:

Israeli spokesperson:

"we recently discovered this shocking recording. it speaks for itself.

terrorbaby:

"may allah awaken the people and see the evildoings of israel and the united states

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

biden has a massive network of radar, surveillance drones, infrared satellites, reconnaissance aircraft, etc at his disposal. he probably knew within a few hours with 99% confidence whether or not israel did it

when the official white house line is "we have signals intelligence that indicates it wasnt the idf" you can infer a lot about whether or not all of the other intelligence points toward the same conclusion

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

IHRA sucks poo poo so bad. It's a group of countries that did the holocaust and their buddies trying to lecture people about it. Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus aren't members despite being the site of most of the holocaust and having their titular nation be genocided heavily too. It's got Israel though!

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Get Hamas on tiktok

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

HallelujahLee posted:

"humanitarian pauses"

what weasel poo poo is this

It's PR branding so that liberals can pretend that the West is remotely concerned about Palestinians. It's likely the "moderate" position being used as an alternative to an actual ceasefire to get people who are calling for a ceasefire to stop doing so. Of course even the "humanitarian pause" will be ignored.

Israel won't care because they understand it's PR branding.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Hammerstein posted:

I "discovered" Snyder something like 7 years ago, when a local newspaper printed very positive reviews of his works and I immeddiately went out and bought a bunch of his books.

Ofc it's a liberal paper and ofc it has wholly joined into the "Palestine delenda est" screeches over the last weeks.

Ah well....learned something I guess. Time to re-read Wolfgang Benz's Holocaust introduction, follow his sources and then pluck Snyder apart.

This reminds me of the preface of Roland Boer's Socialism With Chinese Characteristics

SpaceParrot
Jul 18, 2006

Scarabrae posted:

Jew Phone who dis?

Lmao

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

HallelujahLee posted:

"humanitarian pauses"

what weasel poo poo is this

Walking back what our genius defence minister said this morning about Hamas needing to be defeated without explaining what that would entail. And later this afternoon another backbencher MP said he'd support a ceasefire where Hamas says "we give up".

Only the best and brightest in the house, these days.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

VoicesCanBe posted:

It's PR branding so that liberals can pretend that the West is remotely concerned about Palestinians. It's likely the "moderate" position being used as an alternative to an actual ceasefire to get people who are calling for a ceasefire to stop doing so. Of course even the "humanitarian pause" will be ignored.

Israel won't care because they understand it's PR branding.
moderately affordable access to genocide

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Scarabrae posted:

Jew Phone who dis?

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

Scarabrae posted:

Jew Phone who dis?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

tbf its not exactly an easily solved problem. the missile cells are big, heavy, and not something to be treated cavalierly. a large overhead crane is required to move them into the launch system and its going to require the ships be able to keep station with each other for long periods of time. anything over a sea state of like 3 is going to make that almost impossible to do without loving up the missiles

Saw somewhere they used to have a crane on the boat itself but they got rid of it, atleast for the newer ones. Also they had ships that could do it but they were decommissioned.

Does anyone know where the closest port they can reload at is? Italy?

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

after further US official review: the ruling on the field stands; palestine will be charged one genocide timeout

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
You used to call me on my jew phone

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

cenotaph posted:

This reminds me of the preface of Roland Boer's Socialism With Chinese Characteristics



sinified marxism sounds like it was created by Karl "Punished" Marx

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Arc Hammer posted:

Walking back what our genius defence minister said this morning about Hamas needing to be defeated without explaining what that would entail. And later this afternoon another backbencher MP said he'd support a ceasefire where Hamas says "we give up".

Only the best and brightest in the house, these days.

Whats going on canada

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

Hatebag posted:

aren't all the osint type guys just state department lackeys like brown moses?

Yes and the others are suck-ups wishing they'd get noticed and put on the state department payroll.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Weka posted:

Saw somewhere they used to have a crane on the boat itself but they got rid of it, atleast for the newer ones. Also they had ships that could do it but they were decommissioned.

Does anyone know where the closest port they can reload at is? Italy?

baharin probably

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

yes the genocide is happening
yes we're still arming the genocidaires
yes we're also, in fact, still funding the genocidaires
and yes in addition we are indeed stationing our own military assets to prevent reprisals against the genocidaires but others in the region who don't want them to do the genocid
no the humanitarian pause would not actually change the nature of the genocidal campaign in any way
no they will not actually do a humanitarian pause
no we're not actually using any of our considerable leverage to force them to do so

but look we're saying it so that's enough to say we wanted a humanitarian time out in the middle to say we weren't supporting genocide, fact check, justin trudeau did NOT support genocide, twelve Pinocchios

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Genocide phone

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Sancho Banana posted:

You used to call me on my jew phone

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1713644532825301229/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1713644532825301229&currentTweetUser=MyLordBebo

Party of God built fully air conditioned tunnels into Israel lol.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Weka posted:

IHRA sucks poo poo so bad. It's a group of countries that did the holocaust and their buddies trying to lecture people about it. Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus aren't members despite being the site of most of the holocaust and having their titular nation be genocided heavily too. It's got Israel though!

it was the main beating stick used against corbyn ans the labour left between 2015-2019

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Hatebag posted:

aren't all the osint type guys just state department lackeys like brown moses?

hell most of them are probably just larping it, truly sad

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

quiggy posted:

putting DTI as my initials on Baby Murder 3000 at the local arcade

Hamas breaking through in the field of human clothing just to replicate that scene from Itchy and Scratchy

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Hammerstein posted:

I "discovered" Snyder something like 7 years ago, when a local newspaper printed very positive reviews of his works and I immeddiately went out and bought a bunch of his books.

Ofc it's a liberal paper and ofc it has wholly joined into the "Palestine delenda est" screeches over the last weeks.

Ah well....learned something I guess. Time to re-read Wolfgang Benz's Holocaust introduction, follow his sources and then pluck Snyder apart.

If you are talking about bloodlands, you don't need to pluck it apart because Grover Furr has written a book called blood lies exhaustively destroying almost every claim in it.

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

sick as hell

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.
dudes rock

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Weka posted:

Grover Fur

😳

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Weka posted:

IHRA sucks poo poo so bad. It's a group of countries that did the holocaust and their buddies trying to lecture people about it. Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus aren't members despite being the site of most of the holocaust and having their titular nation be genocided heavily too. It's got Israel though!

a lot of putin's family was wiped out by the nazis, iirc

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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Scarabrae posted:

Jew Phone who dis?

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