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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/juliegraceb/status/1716931105604202891

lmfao we are now getting to the McCarthy and Jordan in a trench coat level of decisions

Assemble a slate consisting of all GOP caucus members. Everyone votes for one of them and the slate wins. The house now has 220 speakers and we just need to negotiate a power-sharing agreement to get back to business

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

haveblue posted:

Assemble a slate consisting of all GOP caucus members. Everyone votes for one of them and the slate wins. The house now has 220 speakers and we just need to negotiate a power-sharing agreement to get back to business

The agreement: whoever is holding the gavel at any specific moment is the acting speaker.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

The Lone Badger posted:

The agreement: whoever is holding the gavel at any specific moment is the acting speaker.

I read this book in high school.

I'm OK with how the conch gavel-holder turned out for this situation.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Lone Badger posted:

The agreement: whoever is holding the gavel at any specific moment is the acting speaker.

Yeah but then it turns into a situation similar to that UK parliament thing where the one guy tried to just run out of the chamber with their fancy mace

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
So many GOP members are getting repeatedly hosed I'm surprised there isn't a PornHub channel dedicated to it.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
This doesn't feel like a "race" to be speaker at all

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Oh hell yeah, a choice between someone from Louisiana, Tennessee, or Oklahoma. Definitely the best and the brightest.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

Yeah but then it turns into a situation similar to that UK parliament thing where the one guy tried to just run out of the chamber with their fancy mace

At least in there everyone is constantly cheering and jeering at each other. The US House is the boringest place to be a politician.

To rectify this I suggest that the Hon. Candidates for Speaker be required to just bludgeon their rivals to death with House furnishings. Last one standing gets the job

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Angry_Ed posted:

For a party that despises "socialism" they sure love being publicly owned.

:vince:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

At least in there everyone is constantly cheering and jeering at each other.

that bit lasts like 45 minutes and happens once a week, the rest of the time there's basically no-one there except a few no-names who have nothing better to do with their time

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/juliegraceb/status/1716931105604202891

lmfao we are now getting to the McCarthy and Jordan in a trench coat level of decisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSDN7QVQDck&t=87s

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Hey, try not to nominate a new Speaker on the way to the parking lot!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

CobiWann posted:

Hey, try not to nominate a new Speaker on the way to the parking lot!

37 Speakers?!?! In a row?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
at least two hundred and twenty, and more to see

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
What proportion of the Republican caucus has now been a speaker nominee?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I hope they nominate me

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



some kinda jackal posted:

I hope they nominate me

You could probably bribe George Santos to nominate anyone you wanted.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Don't blame me, I voted for Other
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1716983970917658888

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
I'm sure this vote will go different!

Edit: ignore my count, some candidates were in multiple rounds.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Xiahou Dun posted:

You could probably bribe George Santos to nominate anyone you wanted.

bah you called my bluff, I don't actually think getting nominated would be fun at all :(

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
How many voting "present" are necessary for either the hfc candidate or the mainstream candidate to win the vote

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
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Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
"I preached Trump".

No, not a cult at all. Nope. No cult behavior here. loving literal blasphemy.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
.

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Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/RepStefanik/status/1716996577766609252
Tally:
128 - Johnson
43 - McCarthy
29 - Donalds
3 - Present
1 - Jordan

Jordan totally voted for himself, didn't he

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
.

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Xalidur
Jun 4, 2012

Despite the House GOP circus and Trump being generally evil, a bunch of GE polling just came out that was either tied or with Trump ahead. I simply cannot comprehend the absolute madness, depravity, stupidity, or all three, that it would take to choose that outcome in 2024. And it's a coin flip that we might get it.

I might need to stop doomscrolling, it's taking the fun out of the Speaker antics.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
What do Republicans hate Mike Johnson for? I was thinking he might be it because he is a Trumper but a nerd instead of an attention whore type.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

at least two hundred and twenty, and more to see

220 is the maximum number of Reps to hold the title of Former Republican Nominee for Speaker of the House. There's no way that Gaetz ever gets the nomination. Even if his opponent is Hunter Biden.

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

Ynglaur posted:

"I preached Trump".

No, not a cult at all. Nope. No cult behavior here. loving literal blasphemy.

Trump as Nix in Lord of Illusions: "You're not worthy. None of you."

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
.

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Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Xalidur posted:

Despite the House GOP circus and Trump being generally evil, a bunch of GE polling just came out that was either tied or with Trump ahead. I simply cannot comprehend the absolute madness, depravity, stupidity, or all three, that it would take to choose that outcome in 2024. And it's a coin flip that we might get it.

I might need to stop doomscrolling, it's taking the fun out of the Speaker antics.

I'd be more scared of polling like this if it was happening next year after all the primaries are done and the Biden vs. Trump race is in full swing. People aren't really paying close attention to 2024 right now. Most of these recent polls have tons of undecideds and voters who would prefer neither of them.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

TheDeadlyShoe posted:

we are seeing, in real time, people believing that surely the leopards won't eat their face

“I would like to be nominated for speaker of the face eating leopards because my face is especially tasty.”

small butter
Oct 8, 2011

Xalidur posted:

Despite the House GOP circus and Trump being generally evil, a bunch of GE polling just came out that was either tied or with Trump ahead. I simply cannot comprehend the absolute madness, depravity, stupidity, or all three, that it would take to choose that outcome in 2024. And it's a coin flip that we might get it.

I might need to stop doomscrolling, it's taking the fun out of the Speaker antics.

I think it's extremely unlikely that the presidential race will be as close as current polling is suggesting, and even more unlikely that Trump will win.

Consider that these polls suggesting ties or Trump winning are actually suggesting that Trump will tie or win the popular vote. How likely do you think that this time, finally, Trump of all people will be the rare Republican that pulls this off?

Democrats have been overperforming in special elections consistently by an average of 11 points. There is a strong correlation between winning special elections and winning the general election, and much less of a correlation between polling one year out and who wins the general election.

https://abcnews.go.com/538/democrats-winning-big-special-elections/story?id=103315703

Republicans barely won a majority in 2022 when it was supposed to be a slam dunk for them while polling suggested huge Republican gains.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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To look at the 2024 GE over a year in advance is a fool's errand. If you were asking what the biggest issue of the 2020 GE was to someone in 2019, nobody would say COVID-19 because nobody had heard of it yet.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Xalidur posted:

Despite the House GOP circus and Trump being generally evil, a bunch of GE polling just came out that was either tied or with Trump ahead. I simply cannot comprehend the absolute madness, depravity, stupidity, or all three, that it would take to choose that outcome in 2024. And it's a coin flip that we might get it.

I might need to stop doomscrolling, it's taking the fun out of the Speaker antics.

Stop doing this to yourself. This is madness.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
The new time unit, the emmer, shall be defined as 1/60 of a scaramucci

FLIPADELPHIA
Apr 27, 2007

Heavy Shit
Grimey Drawer

mannerup posted:

lmao the groveling did nothing for him except get his text messages publicly posted



This is borderline kink poo poo

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



You haven’t heard of gopdom?

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Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
God, imagine being such a vapid lickspittle that even Donald Trump won't accept you as a toady.

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