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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1278280169841725442

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Worst named place to go swimming by far.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Worst named place to go swimming by far.

There are 121 poo poo Ponds (Paskalampi) in Finland. 482 if you count variant spellings Paskolammi and Paskolampi. E: Three poo poo lakes (Paskajärvi).

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 10:28 on Oct 23, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


'poo poo' we know, poo poo we survive every day.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Debris from 9/11 was buried at Fresh Kills landfill.

“Kills” is a Dutch-derived term for a watercourse.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 10:40 on Oct 23, 2023

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

'poo poo' we know, poo poo we survive every day.

I bet the poor souls didn't get murderkilled.

e: Apparently we only have one Murder Lake - and it's not Bodom because Lake Bodom is called, well, Lake Bodom.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

Debris from 9/11 was buried at Fresh Kills landfill.

“Kills” is a Dutch-derives term for a watercourse.
Also there's a lot of crows in delaware so

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I bet the poor souls didn't get murderkilled.

e: Apparently we only have one Murder Lake - and it's not Bodom because Lake Bodom is called, well, Lake Bodom.

Fun fact:
One of the main suspects in the Lake Bodom murders was called Hans Assman.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Fun fact:
One of the main suspects in the Lake Bodom murders was called Hans Assman.

I hope the stage name of the bassist in CoB is Hans Bassman. E: also it's Assmann.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Whooping Crabs posted:

New college football mascot just dropped


They were just taking stuff off youtube lol

https://twitter.com/ZappaOMatic/status/1716112656137171070

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1716162789318766765

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A store let customers steal shoes — if they could outrun a pro sprinter

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I give up

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

There are 121 poo poo Ponds (Paskalampi) in Finland. 482 if you count variant spellings Paskolammi and Paskolampi. E: Three poo poo lakes (Paskajärvi).

There's a Big-Bad Pond near my summer cottage. I've always wondered what the deal was with that.

I checked Maps and apparently there's more than one pond with that name too. Couldn't find the one I'm talking about but curiously enough there's something called Paskalammit right where the sign for Big-Bad Pond is. Weird!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



freeedr posted:

I give up

Mild-mannered bespectacled woman being described as a tunnel warfare expert? Which I guess is kind of funny

wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

Phlegmish posted:

Mild-mannered bespectacled woman being described as a tunnel warfare expert? Which I guess is kind of funny

Mild-mannered bespectacled reporter Clark Kent proclaiming to be a "fight or flight" expert

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



wakka wakka posted:

Mild-mannered bespectacled reporter Clark Kent proclaiming to be a "fight or flight" expert

Something tells me comparing this lady with superman will make people shout at you

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

She orchastrated war crimes against the dwarves.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

NZ town tormented by Celine Dion 'music battles'

quote:

The battles involve groups of people gathering in an area with their cars, blasting music from sirens more typically used for emergency warnings.

The idea is to play music from the sirens the loudest - and the clearest.

French-Canadian diva Dion has become the artist of choice not only because of her popular emotional ballads, but because much of her music - including Oscar-winning My Heart Will Go On, from 1997 film Titanic - has high treble, NZ website The SpinOff reports.

"Celine Dion is popular because it's such a clear song - so we try to use music that has high treble, is clear and not much bass," Paul Lesoa, one of founders of a group that runs siren battles in Auckland, told the site.

The cars can have anywhere between seven to 10 sirens, with competitions usually held throughout the night. They take weeks to prepare for, as participants source sirens online and solder speakers and amplifiers to frames that sit on cars.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

They better be wearing this shirt:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A cruel and unusual treatment for sure. Call the U.N.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/emcaseyturf/status/1716208563696373927


Plus an opinion article written by one of the Javelinas destroying the golf course:

https://defector.com/i-ate-all-your-precious-golf-worms-and-id-do-it-again

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Are Javelinas praxis?

https://twitter.com/sushislurpee/status/1716748654663590386

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1716961665617420784

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bah! Back in my day, the Pope was the one who organised orgies.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
just got reminded of this classic.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

That's a perfectly cromulent sentence though.
(She appears to be complaining about people who complain about people who have sex while drunk)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



"Now, if you will, consider what 'plonk' means in the vulgar substanciation, sir might find a new layer of mirth to be had"
/

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Delta_ae/status/1714702896875327680

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Forgot you can''t read replys anymore

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not that much of a loss honestly.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JeremyWard33/status/1717126354398032091

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Veep / Yes Minister were documentaries

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Good news: the B-52s are still around.
Bad news: they're ok with performing for the white house.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

A guy who wore Jams shorts in 1989 found a monkey’s paw and asked for them to be booked for one more show

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

By popular demand posted:

Good news: the B-52s are still around.
.

it's an open bet as to whether the b52 or the B-52's will stop touring first

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

it's an open bet as to whether the b52 or the B-52's will stop touring first

the band has said this current one is the last. the planes will probably keep flying til the wings fall off.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1717239877769560478?s=20

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