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kazil posted:Did Elon suggest it? Or did one of his dickriders suggest it and he did the noncommittal "yeah" poo poo and everyone ran with it? Good question, and that is probably what happened. I could go back and research this, but then that would mean wading back into Elon tweets and hahahaha, nope. Edit: Big thanks to holtemon for doing the work and finding the exchange that sparked it off. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Oct 25, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596268804413476864 A silly little smartphone should be easy lol
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Oct 25, 2023 15:30
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The man builds rockets to Mars I saw it on a Facebook meme
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Oct 25, 2023 15:33
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I want a phone that costs $5,000 and explodes if you drop it
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Oct 25, 2023 15:34
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Why not just tell people to sideload android? It will likely be WAY safer than any Elon secured store. Elon app store where the app says free but you get charged $9.99/minute for using it without consent.
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Oct 25, 2023 15:35
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smoobles posted:I want a phone that costs $5,000 and explodes if you drop it And also explodes if you put it in your pocket. And if you hold it too hard for more than a few minutes.
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Oct 25, 2023 15:35
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It would just be a re-branded chinese android phone with a big T pasted to the back.
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Oct 25, 2023 15:35
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Stop letting so many overt nazis on my $44B app? No way jose, I'm going to spend even more money to ensure that those nazis have phones that can run my $44B app
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Tarkus posted:It would just be a re-branded chinese android phone with a big T pasted to the back. shape it like a T maybe add some spikes like Dethklok  like everything about the DethPhone really
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Oct 25, 2023 15:37
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Shocked he didn’t try to push that stupid grift freedom phone thing.
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Oct 25, 2023 15:44
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Bsky code: bsky-social-4qmcm-qqryw Post if you take it
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pixaal posted:shape it like a T maybe add some spikes like Dethklok It hurts my face. I really hates it.
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Oct 25, 2023 15:48
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holtemon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596268804413476864 Which was the rocket he made that was sent to Mars again? When did it go?
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Oct 25, 2023 15:51
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He launched it in April but it was so efficient it skipped Mars entirely and went straight to Doom II.
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I've been out of town but I saw a reel of Elon presenting his hideous CYBBERTRUK and watching the "bulletproof" windows get easily broken. Was that Elon being an idiot loving failure as usual or was it some kind of staged "subversive" "comedy" bit?
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Hazo posted:I've been out of town but I saw a reel of Elon presenting his hideous CYBBERTRUK and watching the "bulletproof" windows get easily broken. Was that Elon being an idiot loving failure as usual or was it some kind of staged "subversive" "comedy" bit? The thing where they throw a ball at it? That's years old at this point. He100% expected the bullet proof glass to just bounce it. The new one we're laughing about is in the post under me, (they avoided windows there which is why I'm sure you aren't talking about it)
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Oct 25, 2023 16:09
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They also shot the side of the cybertruck with an airsoft gun and marked it all up and now people are claiming those are speed holes
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holtemon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596268804413476864 If Telsa ever did a smartphone, I would put money on it being like the Escobar phones. Just some old stock Samsung phones with some Telsa/X foil glued on them with Elon's big dumb face drawn by AI as the wallpaper. He will charge way too much for them but people will buy it anyways. Termyie fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Oct 25, 2023 |
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double post
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Tesseraction posted:The Tesla phone is just that Samsung model that kept exploding a few years ago with a tesla logo unconvincingly covering the samsung logo. also it makes you sterile
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Oct 25, 2023 16:25
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$12,000 upgrade to unlock Full Auto Texting
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pixaal posted:The thing where they throw a ball at it? That's years old at this point. He100% expected the bullet proof glass to just bounce it. Oh ok, thanks. Yeah the ball video is the one I saw. What a total loser. I doubt it'll happen but it would be great if the rumors were true about the Twitter shareholders or whoever getting mad enough that Elmo destroyed an established and successful brand that they yanked it back from him.
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Oct 25, 2023 16:33
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Elon will save us all
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The man will meme us to mars
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The first stainless steel cell phone
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Hazo posted:I doubt it'll happen but it would be great if the rumors were true about the Twitter shareholders or whoever getting mad enough that Elmo destroyed an established and successful brand that they yanked it back from him. There are not shareholders, twitter is private and owned almost entirely by Elon, I think Cathie Wood still has a stake
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arent musk phone scam videos still being posted on youtube ? also i love how musk barks about "fake*" news poo poo on twitter, but doesnt seem to care that theres an entire genre of scam videos that say Tesla is making thing, and then a lovely cgi of a non existent thing is shown, *aka the liberal bias of reality making his peepee hurt
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Literally 90% of ads on twitter are for cryptocurrency scams with a picture of elon musk, advertising that you can get 500% return on investment in just one month. You know how spammers use poor spelling and grammar on purpose, to weed out smart people? Exact same thing. Anyone that thinks musk is smart is dumb enough to fall for these incredibly obvious scams.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Does anyone else remember when Elon briefly talked about maybe making his own smart phones, and then for like several days, his fans were gushing about how they just couldn't wait to buy their Tesla phone, and how awesome it was going to be and how much better it was going to be than iOS or Android, like this was a very real thing that was happening? A Google search yielded this, and I spent a number of confused minutes trying to understand how I missed Tesla making phones, refrigerators, washers, and dryers. Wasn't until I did another Google search where I figured out that this Tesla was founded in Czechoslovakia in 1946. Apparently the two Teslas worked out an agreement in 2010 but I doubt Elon knows (or cares) that there's already a Tesla phone on the market. Gherkin Jerkin fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Oct 25, 2023 |
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Sir Tonk posted:also it makes you sterile suddenly the xPhone is good
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Oct 25, 2023 18:33
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Musk sent a car to space, how difficult can getting a rocket to Mars be?
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pixaal posted:There are not shareholders, twitter is private and owned almost entirely by Elon, I think Cathie Wood still has a stake I know there aren't shareholders, but there was some buzz a short time ago about some group being able to yank Twitter back from Elon if he keeps running it into the ground. Maybe it was investors or the former owners or loaners? I can't remember. edit: vvvv it was probably the creditors Hazo fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Oct 25, 2023 |
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Oct 25, 2023 19:04
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The creditors can call time on their credit if there's a legally solid reason to believe their return on investment isn't going to be honoured. If Musk can't pay them back he forfeits either Tesla stock or Twitter.
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Oct 25, 2023 19:07
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The other Twitter owners should yank Elon's arms and legs off
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he should steal more money from his sycophants while they are still so numerous. it wouldve been so easy to swipe a bunch of preorder $ for the fake xphone
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War Wizard posted:Lol at banks being so I'm curious about the decision making process. Like did they give the okay because he's Elon Musk, and obviously the man knows what he's doing? Or did they do it just because they know he's loaded and no matter what they'll get their share? Sure must be interesting to live in a world where a billion dollar loss is little more than a write off
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Kit Walker posted:I'm curious about the decision making process. Like did they give the okay because he's Elon Musk, and obviously the man knows what he's doing? Or did they do it just because they know he's loaded and no matter what they'll get their share? Sure must be interesting to live in a world where a billion dollar loss is little more than a write off Add in an irrational participant and now you have a toxic asset and a VP frantically googling "how do you repo a tech company."
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Kit Walker posted:I'm curious about the decision making process. Like did they give the okay because he's Elon Musk, and obviously the man knows what he's doing? Or did they do it just because they know he's loaded and no matter what they'll get their share? Sure must be interesting to live in a world where a billion dollar loss is little more than a write off They assumed he wasn't going to tank the value and start hacking things off destroying all value. They were like oh we can just seize Twitter if we have to, or he'll give us these very valuable TSLA shares.
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