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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

big trivia FAIL posted:

Magnus got crushed and is tweeting about cheating again lol

from all the players who weighed in on the last go round, it really does feel like cheating is rampant, but even if that is the case it feels real tragic if it becomes the norm that every time a weaker player happens to play the game of their life, it's assumed to simply be outside assistance

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Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

I hit exactly 1000 on chess.com for daily today, after my opponent seemingly got mad and let the game time out while playing multiple other games.

Still counts!

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Nobody seems to be streaming those Quatar Masters, presumably because all the usual streamers are playing. I saw that Eric Rosen has a guy on his channel that comments on Rosen's current game.

The state of chess streaming:

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




There is coverage on Hikaru's channel on Kick

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Sub Rosa posted:

There is coverage on Hikaru's channel on Kick

What is kick? And is it his usual b-crew that he has commenting on the tournaments he plays in?

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
I went and looked it up as I've heard it mentioned a couple of times now, it's a new Twitch competitor with more gambling streams, a more toxic community, but it pays its streamers 95% (currently) of their sub revenue instead of 50%, so who can say if it's good or not.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Kick was started by a crypto-currency casino because Twitch banned slots. Slots was exploding in popularity on twitch and it was a huge business for casinos overseas. "Hey I'm sponsored by this casino in Malta, also, I'm sponsored by this shady VPN company for no reason! Wink wink!"

The streamers were largely playing with a 50/50 mix slush fund of cash provided by the casinos and targeting kids and poo poo so basically yeah Kick is shady as can be.

rko
Jul 12, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXnIi-eulMA

Incredible short film, the music is an especially nice touch

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
discovery on the inevitable kick lawsuit is going to make FTX look like berkshire hathaway

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Spokes posted:

discovery on the inevitable kick lawsuit is going to make FTX look like berkshire hathaway

Yeah I'm sure that Curaçao is going to get right on that.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Ok so my new thing: when I'm playing chess I'm just playing a loving game. When I'm studying I'm studying. Eventually it will sink in, I hope.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
You gotta go easier on yourself. Like, 900 Rapid puts you in the 70th percentile on Chess.com. Imagine being in the 70th percentile of basketball players among people who bothered to play once or twice a week. You wouldn't win every pickup game you jumped in, but you'd feel pretty good about yourself! Feel free to feel pretty good about yourself even as you lose games in the dumbest ways.

I took a few weeks off from 15+10 due to some stuff that limited my free time (basically, I couldn't reliably block out more than 5-10 minutes at a time) and just played a ton of 5+3 and 2+1. I came back to Rapid on Friday and promptly lost 5 games in a row with >5 minutes left on my clock to stuff like, "moved immediately and didn't notice their completely free Queen." I get now why people talk about fast chess rotting your brain.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Huxley posted:

You gotta go easier on yourself. Like, 900 Rapid puts you in the 70th percentile on Chess.com. Imagine being in the 70th percentile of basketball players among people who bothered to play once or twice a week. You wouldn't win every pickup game you jumped in, but you'd feel pretty good about yourself! Feel free to feel pretty good about yourself even as you lose games in the dumbest ways.

I took a few weeks off from 15+10 due to some stuff that limited my free time (basically, I couldn't reliably block out more than 5-10 minutes at a time) and just played a ton of 5+3 and 2+1. I came back to Rapid on Friday and promptly lost 5 games in a row with >5 minutes left on my clock to stuff like, "moved immediately and didn't notice their completely free Queen." I get now why people talk about fast chess rotting your brain.

Thanks Huxley :glomp:

I'm a big fan of Thomas and Aldous btw, excellent Huxleys

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Played three games tonight, won two lost one and in review I should have solidly won the third as well but did a dumb by getting target fixation and not looking at the entire board. Doh!

What is this feeling, wanting to play more chess?!?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I have found, recently, that I like it when I win a game of chess, but I still do not like it when I lose a game of chess.

I think it's different from a lot of other games that have some element of chance, because it means when I win a game of chess that is proof that I am smart. Conversely, when I lose a game of chess, 100% of the time it is demonstrating that I am, in fact, an idiot. It is always the case that my mistakes were visible and I was able to perceive and avoid them had I just, like, used my brain better and been smarter. That said, when I win, as previously mentioned, it is absolute incontrovertible proof of my mental superiority.

...

In other news, I have a question, how come there are no chess smileys? I feel like there ought to be by now. This thread should probably also have a gang tag.

Mikojan
May 12, 2010

a gangtag would be pretty rad actually

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

maybe something along these lines?


has to be resized etc.

e. this is gangtag sized


or something about the sicilian defense, never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line

some kinda pun

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Oct 23, 2023

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
If it doesn't include ?? in it I'm not interested.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

all my ??s are gambits

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Leperflesh posted:

I have found, recently, that I like it when I win a game of chess, but I still do not like it when I lose a game of chess.

I think it's different from a lot of other games that have some element of chance, because it means when I win a game of chess that is proof that I am smart. Conversely, when I lose a game of chess, 100% of the time it is demonstrating that I am, in fact, an idiot. It is always the case that my mistakes were visible and I was able to perceive and avoid them had I just, like, used my brain better and been smarter. That said, when I win, as previously mentioned, it is absolute incontrovertible proof of my mental superiority.

This is real and I feel it so much

Managed to play another game, and pulled off a win! I felt in control the entire time but upon review I missed an en passant that plunged things in favor of black, and me into shame with r/anarchychess

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



I had a blitz game the other day where my opponent got stuck for a whole minute because their only legal move was en passant :haw:

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master



I like this May I have it please (replacing cum infections if thsi actulaly happens)

butros fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Oct 24, 2023

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

fisting by many posted:

I had a blitz game the other day where my opponent got stuck for a whole minute because their only legal move was en passant :haw:
Kindof curious how this would resolve OTB. Like if your opponent incorrectly declares they're in stalemate, are you obliged to tell them a legal move they have? Or could they just be stuck sitting there until their time runs out if they don't know about the en passant rule?

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




In a tournament, I'd guess they'd say gg draw, you say no, they say I have no legal moves, you call over a tourney organizer, and they either say "not stalemate" or tell them what the move is.

In any other context obviously just tell them ofc

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




Well, it would be their move clock counting down, so if they want to claim draw by stalemate, they will stop the clock and get someone. That person will tell them it is an improper claim and probably give you time on your clock to make up for your opponent's wrong claim. Then they get to try to find the legal move before their time runs out.

Mikojan
May 12, 2010

something like "?? Blunder Buds" ?

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Mikojan posted:

something like "?? Blunder Buds" ?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Are there goon leagues on chess.com? I know you guys are all lichess people, but I don't see myself moving.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Sataere posted:

Are there goon leagues on chess.com? I know you guys are all lichess people, but I don't see myself moving.

Lichess is free and you get all features without an account, so you don't even need a login.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006
I've been slightly sick for like two weeks because I have kids and I lost fifty rating points. It's definitely because of my kids and not for any other reason.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Salt Fish posted:

Lichess is free and you get all features without an account, so you don't even need a login.

Like I said, I know lichess is the goon option of choice. I actually like chess.com and don't really feel an inclination to change. Just wondering if there are goons who I can play with there.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

butros posted:

I like this May I have it please (replacing cum infections if thsi actulaly happens)

If the thread is interested and we come up with a gang tag, I can get a few free done for sure, but I got told off a bit when I gave away hundreds of free gang tags previously so if it's a lot of people who want it we might have to have a contest or something.

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


Sataere posted:

Like I said, I know lichess is the goon option of choice. I actually like chess.com and don't really feel an inclination to change. Just wondering if there are goons who I can play with there.

Here ya go

https://www.chess.com/club/keep-your-fork

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




Last post 2018 lol. I think that answers that question.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Sataere posted:

Last post 2018 lol. I think that answers that question.

TBF the last post in the Goon team on Lichess is three years old
https://lichess.org/team/lljk

Been no reason to, have not had a tourney in some time, and we have both the thread and discord for chess chatting

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Bilirubin posted:

TBF the last post in the Goon team on Lichess is three years old
https://lichess.org/team/lljk

Been no reason to, have not had a tourney in some time, and we have both the thread and discord for chess chatting

I completely forgot about the discord.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Leperflesh posted:

If the thread is interested and we come up with a gang tag, I can get a few free done for sure, but I got told off a bit when I gave away hundreds of free gang tags previously so if it's a lot of people who want it we might have to have a contest or something.

Told off by whom? Chess them for the right to do hundreds more.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

you know, admins or whatever
giving a gang tag is an av change and every one has to be approved by an admin in the queue, so it's a hassle: and then also it's giving away free poo poo, but I don't think jeffrey cares much about that part
mostly just flooding the queue with a hundred av changes is a pita for them to deal with I guess

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Yeah it's usually the first 10-20 or so are ok for a free giveaway

Not like this is a huge thread of course

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


played what I thought had been a careful, thoughtful game, and in reviewing it the computer agreed. Up until the point I hung my queen. Fortunately, opponent didn't see it under the pressure I was applying but holy hell, play dumb games,

I guess this is what Ben Finegold means when he says "you are playing up to your rating"

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