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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Yeah, I was in the old three tier first school, middle school, high school system at first, then they changed it to a two tier primary-secondary right as I was going into year 7, so I was part of the first class of 11 year olds going to a high school. It would have been scary but honestly no one knew what was going on it was so badly planned and iirc the year 7s ended up being taught in portacabins outside the main building because they didn't have enough room for us so we were all separated from the older kids anyway. I may be misremembering because we ended up in portacabins for years later down the line too after some tearaway students deliberately turned all the gas taps on as they left for the day then came back at night and threw matches through the window, burning the whole main building to the ground. Looking back that must have been chaos for my parents but I got like 3 months off school so :shrug:

Kin posted:

Or when she refused to let one kid go to the bathroom until he pissed himself and then made two of us go out to get the mop and bucket from the janitor and clean it up for him.

Lol we were categorically not allowed out of class to use the toilet, and during break/lunch they had a strict one use per pupil policy, enforced for some reason by one of the dinnerladies? You could be sobbing you needed to go so badly and they'd just shrug and say come back next break. Didn't help that the school bully found it hilarious to wait outside the door to where the loos were in the yard in the last 10 mins of lunch and grab anyone who looked like they were desperate, then held them in place till the bell went. Once again, this was not considered a mitigating circumstance and they never actually challenged or disciplined the kid unless they directly witnessed him doing it. Obviously several people ended up sitting in hoops for literally pissing themselves in class, in addition to suffering the humiliation that went with that as standard. Crazy how cruel schools were thinking about it, and that's well after they stopped being allowed to literally beat the kids.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Oct 26, 2023

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Here's another lol

https://twitter.com/TBraithwaite/status/1717405455478140939

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


why are you plaguiarzing sebzilla

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pretty impressive that in order to make a Clean Break from Corbyn's Fourth Reich, Starmer decided to alienate British Muslims in order to gain 0 Jewish votes because anyone who changed their vote over Corbyn is not going to vote for a guy who campaigned for Corbyn in 2019.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Too lazy to write her own book, how's she going to write the budget for the country.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

By copying Jeremy Hunt's.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Tesseraction posted:

By copying Jeremy Hunt's.

Big lol from me

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My country is dying.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1717156470138044540

"If you ignore 50% of the crimes, then crime stats are down by 50%"

:allears:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
I do computer misuse every day.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

yes we've seen your posts

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Computers are my friends and I would never treat them wrong

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


History Comes Inside! posted:

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My country is dying.

Spend more on candles, bought from my new Candles4U company, and in return I will donate to your political party

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

happyhippy posted:

High schools are 'bridging schools'. They don't offer or teach GCSE/A Level/A*/Whatever they are called today.
Secondary schools teach exam qualifications.
Yeah that was the case for me, the local High School only took kids until 14, and was mostly somewhere to keep kids busy while they found the best suited place to send you for GCSEs, so it was never called a secondary.

Tesseraction posted:

By copying Jeremy Hunt's.
:discourse:

Chubby Henparty posted:

Ours was little boxes which was a lovely song that sounded awful in assemblies. Later on I heard it was meant to be criticising white flight but it felt more like it was pissing on anyone that couldn't afford an architecturally designed dreamhome
My mam used to sing that to me when I was small at bedtime, but only the nice bits, so it was very confusing to later find out it was about white flight and petit bourgeois conformism, because our hillside made of identical rows of little boxes covered in stucco was the council estate they built when they demolished all the structurally unsafe inner city terraces. So a strange inversion of the message from whites running away from the inner city to their identikit homes into a simple song about how the area looks.

Didn't sing anything like that at school though.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/g__ferris/status/1717480386953924867
https://twitter.com/g__ferris/status/1717480393606144177

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
I got shipped off to boarding school when I was 9 which was all hymns, but the one song I remember from before then was the time one of the teachers thought it would be funny to have us sing "The Muckspreader Song" and a bunch of parents complained.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I guess the Palestinians being summarily executed by the IDF are technically not being discriminated against in a court trail.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1717467528895643937

She just forgot to reference other people's work :allears:

Tesseraction posted:

I guess the Palestinians being summarily executed by the IDF are technically not being discriminated against in a court trail.

No, those are completely legal killings. The Israelis passed a law in February where they are able to kill Palestinian prisoners to ease the burden on the overcrowded prison system.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Oct 26, 2023

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Tesseraction posted:

Pretty impressive that in order to make a Clean Break from Corbyn's Fourth Reich, Starmer decided to alienate British Muslims in order to gain 0 Jewish votes because anyone who changed their vote over Corbyn is not going to vote for a guy who campaigned for Corbyn in 2019.

He's going through his edgy internet atheist phase. Look out for a new statement that he will easily defeat Justin Welby in a debate using facts and logic.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

In an attempt to woo back the Muslim vote Starmer will arrive in Canada and demand an audience with Trudeau, then at a joint press conference announce, to Trudeau's confused surprise and horror, a new policy for both countries to expel all Hindus back to their "backwater land of curry and dung" before ceremonially flinging a korma, on a plate, like a frisbee into the screaming press gaggle.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

He loses the Sikh vote.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

I think this sort of thing has come up before. It's when charities become 'big' and feel that they have to start recruiting serious people for senior positions.
The kind of serious people who don't actually give a poo poo about the charity's goals or aims, since they're just careerist cunts working their way towards an early retirement sitting on a bunch of corporate boards somewhere.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I mean David "what do you mean war crimes?" Miliband left parliament to head Amnesty International.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

I mean David "what do you mean war crimes?" Miliband left parliament to head Amnesty International.

I remember in an interview a few years ago he made a bit of a hash of sidestepping the completely unforseeable question of whether he'd return to Labour for a run at the leadership.
So I wonder if he's looking at the shambling fuckup that is Keith Sterner and thinking "man, I could do that"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He definitely could be a shambling fuckup.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tesseraction posted:

I mean David "what do you mean war crimes?" Miliband left parliament to head Amnesty International.

No, it was International Rescue Committee, which I only remember because it made it sound like he was joining the Thunderbirds.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Honestly he's probably looking at Starmer and going "my god the man's a genius"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

No, it was International Rescue Committee, which I only remember because it made it sound like he was joining the Thunderbirds.

Ah right even worse, he took over a charity founded at the request of noted socialist Albert Einstein (one of the few times attributing things to him is not a sarcastic meme) and made it into a lifelong gravy train for himself.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


I just got my first ever Chick Tract posted through my letterbox! I didn’t realise we got those here…

Edit: obviously their god didn’t make them particularly brave, I’m working from home and can clearly be seen from the street, they could have tried their hand at converting me face to face

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Scientastic posted:

I just got my first ever Chick Tract posted through my letterbox! I didn’t realise we got those here…

Edit: obviously their god didn’t make them particularly brave, I’m working from home and can clearly be seen from the street, they could have tried their hand at converting me face to face

What is a "Chick Tract"? (Genuine question - never heard this term before).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

What is a "Chick Tract"? (Genuine question - never heard this term before).

Little jesus comics written by famous evangelical nucase Jack Chick. Quite vintage now but apparently still popular, and an endless source of memes online.



He has, of course, an unimpeachable understanding of the world.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
We now go live, to my wife, who is reporting from a park in Central London where a high level conference between two gammons has just begun

quote:

Two big blokes has sat down next to me. They started talking about football and their cars. And now they are both bitching about their wives at ‘how they don’t understand business’ because they just stay at home

One talked at length at how stupid his wife is for forgetting to lock his car once. And the other sympathised, telling the other that his wife keeps all the car keys (for all their various BMWs) on the same keychain

I'm given to understand the topic will likely soon shift to current world events and we'll get some nuanced commentary :munch:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Scientastic posted:

I just got my first ever Chick Tract posted through my letterbox! I didn’t realise we got those here…

Edit: obviously their god didn’t make them particularly brave, I’m working from home and can clearly be seen from the street, they could have tried their hand at converting me face to face

Was it this one?

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Is Mr Chick still cranking these out or are they just timeless? 'yeah these new ones are fine I guess but nothing's going to beat season 3 with it's classic 'Moon God??? tract'

grobbo
May 29, 2014

kingturnip posted:

I think this sort of thing has come up before. It's when charities become 'big' and feel that they have to start recruiting serious people for senior positions.
The kind of serious people who don't actually give a poo poo about the charity's goals or aims, since they're just careerist cunts working their way towards an early retirement sitting on a bunch of corporate boards somewhere.

The problem also often comes back in part to charity boards of trustees, which are rightly chosen to represent a range of viewpoints in order to collectively sense-check the organisational direction, but which are most often populated by respectable, easily-spooked late-career MBE types with a background in business or operations.

And so when a big charity needs to take a potentially divisive stance in a fast-moving environment, the cycle can very quickly become, 'hold off, this is a bit controversial so we need to get the trustees' thoughts on the wording', 'ok, so I got through to the chair on the phone - he was playing tennis - and the trustees are worried that we're going in too strong. Can we find a way to soften this?' 'heard back from the trustees on the second draft, one of them's asked if we should be doing a "Tick Tock"? Is there any point in us putting out a statement if we're not on 'Tick Tock'?"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Chubby Henparty posted:

Is Mr Chick still cranking these out or are they just timeless? 'yeah these new ones are fine I guess but nothing's going to beat season 3 with it's classic 'Moon God??? tract'

Hes been dead for years.
Not sure if the company is still going.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Chick's been dead for a while as far as I know.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Braindead yes but he kept cranking comics out anyway.

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