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https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/10/07/frozen-fish-and-limitless-cabbage-how-russia-is-motivating-draftees-a79019 Tuva, meanwhile, hit the jackpot quote:The rewards being handed out to the relatives of those enlisting include one live sheep, 50 kilograms of flour, two bags of potatoes and cabbage "in the required amount."
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:47 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 00:54 |
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:
Took me a second.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:53 |
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Sometimes they get things that are extremely Warhammer 40k in nature, such as this Easter gift of Putin as a literal god emperor https://www.thedailybeast.com/troops-furious-to-receive-bullshit-gift-of-putin-as-a-god quote:Troops Furious to Receive ‘Bullshit’ Gift Depicting Putin as a God
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:54 |
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Computer viking posted:IIRC, those were all from different levels of regional governments. The federal government seems to either actually pay out the promised chunk of money, or completely deny that your husband/father/son ever existed and also he was never in the army, and he also deserted from it on the Russian side of the border. I have no idea what determines which one you're getting. Many families report they never got all, or any of, the promised compensation money
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:59 |
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HonorableTB posted:Sometimes they get things that are extremely Warhammer 40k in nature, such as this Easter gift of Putin as a literal god emperor lol @ barnacle Putin obligatory he is a real piece of poo poo
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:28 |
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QR Code Geass posted:barnacle Putin
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:32 |
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The telegram fanfiction authors General SVR who brought you PUTIN CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR HAVING A HEART ATTACK have published a sequel
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:39 |
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Alan Smithee posted:What’s the big deal the s400 successfully intercepted it How are S-400 installations several 100 million dollars a piece They look like 4 tubes on a yeah quite fancy, large truck. No way are they in the same cost category as the 750M flagship cruiser that Russia lost. sauer kraut fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Oct 26, 2023 |
# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:40 |
Every time it happens I mentally cross my fingers and hope its true, but that's about as far as it goes in believing those stories. Still hope so.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:43 |
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A coup by Vladimir Putin to depose Vladimir Putin?
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:44 |
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sauer kraut posted:How are S-400 installations several 100 million dollars a piece It's not just the launcher but like the patriot system it has multiple launchers, at least two radars and a command unit.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:45 |
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QR Code Geass posted:lol @ barnacle Putin lol
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:46 |
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amortizing r&d, usually
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 21:56 |
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Putin did die, and also while he was dying he pissed and pooped and rolled around in both while crying out "this is truly something awful" and I believe someone heard him try to mumble mangosteen before his heart exploded
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:01 |
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freelop posted:By having a table that connects to itself Putin has created an infinitely long table. This would be a much cooler table if it was also a mobius strip
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:04 |
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Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:Our boy has got himself a new table. It’s just the start of the next campaign. DM’s got himself a new game table. Half the players are dressed in character. “After a long journey you arrive at the borderlands. You look around the tavern seeing adventurers like you, dusty and tired from weeks on the road. “What do you do?”
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:04 |
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>> invade Ukraine > "You were eaten by a grue."
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:09 |
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HonorableTB posted:The telegram fanfiction authors General SVR who brought you PUTIN CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR HAVING A HEART ATTACK have published a sequel Won’t be satisfied until they report he lies paralyzed in a puddle of his own urine while everyone is afraid to call a doctor
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:20 |
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The body double should prolly carry a few extra pairs of pants
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:22 |
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Wait, how did two ATACMS destroy three S-400 installations? Did they build them on top of each other?
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:39 |
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EasilyConfused posted:Wait, how did two ATACMS destroy three S-400 installations? Did they build them on top of each other? They likely meant multiple components of a battery. S-400 units are made up of launcher trucks, radar trucks, and a command and control center that coordinates it. The S-400 is a pretty good air defense system, enough so that when Turkey ordered some from Russia the US flipped the gently caress out and immediately kicked Turkey out of the program for getting F-35s lol
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:46 |
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More so because NATO likes to keep weapons in house more than being worried S-400 is effective (I have no idea if they are good). It could also be that AA systems need to be able to ignore friendly planes and US probably doesn't want that programmed into an S-400.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:54 |
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The reason was because the S-400 would almost certainly have a way to backdoor data back to Russia and the US did not want to just hand over flight performance data for their newest and best stealth plane to Russia on a platter
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:56 |
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I'd say best stealth plane is up in the air till it gets some combat missions.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:18 |
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Tai posted:More so because NATO likes to keep weapons in house more than being worried S-400 is effective (I have no idea if they are good). It could also be that AA systems need to be able to ignore friendly planes and US probably doesn't want that programmed into an S-400. Comedy option: get the s400s to ignore ALL planes! Everything is friendly until it isn't. Would probably be safer for Russian pilots tbh.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:26 |
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Tai posted:I'd say best stealth plane is up in the air till it gets some combat missions. what do you think firebombed maui?!?
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:48 |
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Tai posted:I'd say best stealth plane is up in the air till it gets some combat missions. I can't find it but someone post that parody commercial of Big Bill Hell's Cars but it's the Russian Air Force and they're the home of the only stealth fighter that absolutely everyone can see on radar
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:50 |
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https://youtu.be/gne7beWy8fU?si=Sm5Z58hAEK_W--cg
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:58 |
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lmao a classic every time I saw that Steve got some zek rations, I'm going to have to watch that to see just how abysmal prisoner emergency rations are haha. Nice hiss
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:02 |
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I heard that Vladimir Pootin got couped by Vladimir Poopin
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:34 |
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Turkey and Hungary are still being utter c-spams about Sweden trying to join NATO. Latest news is Erdogan signed some document but now they're withholding that document from the parlament until late December/early January for some unclear reason. This is Hungary's position, according to SVT and Google Translate: - The Swedes must explain what has happened recently, says the Hungarian minister Gergely Gulyás, who is responsible for Prime Minister Orbán's office. According to Gulyás, it is no longer obvious that Hungary will ratify Sweden's application before Turkey. - We all remember what happened with the Swedish-Hungarian relations in the last few months, he says, according to SVT. He is referring to the criticism directed by Swedish politicians against the development of democracy in Hungary. - If they consider their opinion to be a mistake, they must make it clear. If they think they were right, I don't know why they want to be in a club with us, he says. The minister further says that the situation has "deteriorated". On Wednesday, the speaker of the Hungarian parliament rejected the demand from several Hungarian opposition parties that the parliament now schedule a date for the vote on Swedish NATO membership. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:37 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:38 |
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steinrokkan posted:>> invade Ukraine
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:48 |
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I can get it to go 3D, but still can't tell what it is.
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:50 |
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HonorableTB posted:The telegram fanfiction authors General SVR who brought you PUTIN CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR HAVING A HEART ATTACK have published a sequel Lol how do you spell Q anon in Russian?
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:54 |
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Mr Lanternfly posted:I can get it to go 3D, but still can't tell what it is. Busted as t-72/80/we and a tractor in the foreground. shell hole to the right
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:54 |
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Mr Lanternfly posted:I can get it to go 3D, but still can't tell what it is. Hint: it’s from the early days od the Special Military Operation. Spoiler: Tractor and tank
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:58 |
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Justin Credible posted:Busted as t-72/80/we and a tractor in the foreground. shell hole to the right you idiot, you stupid moron, ITS A BOAT
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:29 |
[jaws theme intensifies]
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:33 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 00:54 |
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The sequel to that one is even funnier, in my opinion.
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:35 |