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it was new in 1997 and does not have anti-lock brakes
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Oct 22, 2023 17:24
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- Adbot
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Jun 8, 2024 06:36
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- Khanstant
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a PA spilled clam chowder in the passenger seat and didn't tell anyone until today
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Oct 22, 2023 17:27
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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It's a Trabant and you live in East Berlin
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Oct 22, 2023 18:32
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- RavenousScoot
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You've won a BRAND NEW CAR! My name is Calypso, and I congratulate you on entering into Twisted Metal.
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Oct 22, 2023 18:56
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- Emo Szyslak
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you will be bombarded by safety recall notices for the rest of your life
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Oct 22, 2023 20:04
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- google THIS
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Naturally you're not allowed to remove or conceal the dozens of reactionary bumper stickers and window decals covering its entire rear surface
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Oct 22, 2023 21:23
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- google THIS
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Ok fine you can remove them but the truck nutz stay
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Oct 22, 2023 21:23
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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It's on it's way right now! Look up!
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Oct 22, 2023 22:38
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- Visions of Valerie
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Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
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If you don't use high octane fuel, the engine knocks.
(The engine also knocks if you do use high octane fuel.)
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Oct 23, 2023 02:42
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- FreshCutFries
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*driving of car is mandatory and all past present and future cars have been liquidated
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Oct 23, 2023 03:37
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- Khanstant
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there's a finger you have to pull the start the engine
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Oct 23, 2023 04:39
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- google THIS
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Have fun trying to afford all the taxes, fees, insurance, gas, and maintenance that come with it you poor sucker!
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Oct 23, 2023 14:51
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- Khanstant
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the windshield wipers are chocolate but the washing fluid is not edible so be careful
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Oct 23, 2023 16:21
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- AdvilSmith
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Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
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there's a finger you have to pull the start the engine
This would actually be fun to have. Go to the halloween store and get a fake hand and turn the finger into a pull switch. Bonus points for programming in flatulence sfx.
thank you RavenousScoot 🤘🐹
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Oct 23, 2023 20:06
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- Khanstant
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we swear the mildew in the floormats is new too
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Oct 23, 2023 21:15
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The marriage license is already filed. Here's the justice of the peace to perform the ceremony. Sorry, there's no cake.
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Oct 23, 2023 23:35
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- Khanstant
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there's a reproduction NightRider computer installed, but it's very much a product of its time... not very woke
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Oct 24, 2023 00:03
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- FutonForensic
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there's half-eaten packs of gum all over this thing
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Oct 24, 2023 00:37
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- Khanstant
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the man in the trunk comes with the car but he is no longer allowed to bite
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Oct 24, 2023 00:58
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- Finger Prince
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there's a reproduction NightRider computer installed, but it's very much a product of its time... not very woke
Michael, just because I have this plummy English accent does not mean I'm a homosexual. I'm a car, cars can't be homosexuals. Now why don't you go fight crime, I'll just wait for you in this car wash. Yes there are quite a few other cars in there. Why yes, they do appear to be Pontiac Trans Ams, you're very observant, Michael. Now run along and don't worry about me, I'll be fine!
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Oct 24, 2023 03:49
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- FreshCutFries
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rotatable air freshener straight from the heating system. it's kind of like those jelly beans though... one day might be delicious french fries and another might be dead mouse
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Oct 24, 2023 05:25
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- Khanstant
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do NOT hit the break pedal, make sure to only use the brakes
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Oct 24, 2023 15:59
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- RavenousScoot
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YOU HAVE WON A NEW CAR!!!
(it is not road legal)
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:
code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Oct 26, 2023 22:11
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- RavenousScoot
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poo poo, is it a Lada or the Cybertruck?
some poo poo I made in banjo kazooie nuts and bolts
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:
code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Oct 26, 2023 22:38
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- Khanstant
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there's a multi disc CD player but it's jammed and can only play the one U2 album
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Oct 26, 2023 23:08
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- Adbot
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Jun 8, 2024 06:36
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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put it in "H!"
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Oct 26, 2023 23:37
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