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Finally Britain's crypto boom is upon us. Rishi was right!
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Hang on *checks notes* oh. Crypto bum. Gross.
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Oct 27, 2023 09:36
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I hope they're testing people for this poo poo (heh) and not just the water suppy 'cause..
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Oct 27, 2023 09:45
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I'm using Revanced Extended which is a one click install on their website, but I'm struggling to find a third party player that lets you cast to TV so I still need to use the official app a lot.
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Oct 27, 2023 09:46
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Tesseraction posted:Finally Britain's crypto boom is upon us. Rishi was right! In a bizarre stroke of luck, due to the government's incompetence, cryptosporidium is the kind of crypto it has been investing in, and this is a huge boost for the UK economy. Unfortunately it does mean that all business is now transacted by squirting hot jets of liquid shite into each other's--- 
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Oct 27, 2023 09:52
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My YouTube usage is entirely just watching weird tech nerds gently caress around with novelty electronics and old hardware yet this week every single pre-video ad I get has been for the opportunity to claim a free sex toy from lovehoney I知 not actually signed in to YouTube so they have no idea if I知 an adult or not, which feels kind of inappropriate as well as just being wildly out of sync with the content I知 even watching
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Oct 27, 2023 09:53
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-67235631quote:Two artificial insemination tanks have been stolen during a burglary in Clogher, County Tyrone. It's a poo poo and semen type of day in the UK
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Oct 27, 2023 09:54
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History Comes Inside! posted:I知 not actually signed in to YouTube so they have no idea if I知 an adult or not, which feels kind of inappropriate as well as just being wildly out of sync with the content I知 even watching You may not be signed in but Google almost certainly has a detailed profile on your age, location, browsking habits, political affiliations etc etc
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Oct 27, 2023 09:57
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quote:Two artificial insemination tanks have been stolen during a burglary in Clogher, County Tyrone. Come again?
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Oct 27, 2023 09:58
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grobbo posted:Come again? They値l have to now
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Oct 27, 2023 10:06
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happyhippy posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-67235631 That takes some spunk
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Oct 27, 2023 10:20
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gently caress off labour. More Israel has the right and we'd do the same bollocks. Don't recall us carpet bombing parts of Northern Ireland or Ireland anytime in my lifetime. https://x.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1717798639483908246?s=20
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Oct 27, 2023 10:21
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:gently caress off labour I mean, he's right Britain would do the same because it's exactly the sort of thing Britain has done for centuries.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:23
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Reverse Midas touch, the British Touch - everything turns to poo poo
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Oct 27, 2023 10:26
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keep punching joe posted:I mean, he's right Britain would do the same because it's exactly the sort of thing Britain has done for centuries. Yeah I suppose you're right.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:30
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Bet he got rock hard when he said we'd do the same. Just furiously erect at the thought of murdering civilians.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:33
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this is how we solve the housing crisis
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Oct 27, 2023 10:35
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The age of enshittenment: https://x.com/thejuicemedia/status/1717802071423087045?s=20 (NB It's not really by the govt in case you think you might get a dose of govt propaganda).
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Oct 27, 2023 10:38
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:gently caress off labour. Maybe not, but British intelligence did used to go around in plainclothes shooting civilians and blowing up pubs in NI, so wouldn't be surprised if carpet bombing Catholic areas had been discussed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Reaction_Force Not to mention all the shootings by regular uniformed squaddies ofc Not drawing equivalence between the two countries though! But it's apples and oranges, and it's very possible to compare fruits
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Oct 27, 2023 10:40
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:The age of enshittenment: Oh yeah it's that lefty Aussie comedy org, they do good stuff.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:42
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Guardian now seems to have a limit of free articles with no way around except for paying - it is quite generous (125 article views per month), but still! TBH I don't know why I bother reading it, most of the editorial content is more annoying than anything.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:49
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I killed my subscription as soon as the 2019 results came in. I know they weren't the defining factor but my patience had worn thing especially after they published an open letter from mostly non-Jewish people saying don't vote for the anti-Semite Corbyn and then refused to publish an open letter from Jewish leftists who endorsed him. Anyway yeah gently caress the Guardian and I wish all its decent journos would leave en mass and make something better.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:56
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Sorry, too low of a bar. Make something good.
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Oct 27, 2023 10:56
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Private Speech posted:Guardian now seems to have a limit of free articles with no way around except for paying - it is quite generous (125 article views per month), but still! That isn't the case for me on the mobile app - I started using it after the BBC News app's August update violently buggered its usability. The Guardian one used to have a moan saying "you've viewed 200 articles this month" but I just clicked off it. It has spots where adverts are meant to show up but I'm using AdGuard on mobile so don't see them.
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Oct 27, 2023 11:00
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Viral marketing for Destroy All Humans! has got a bit out of hand
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Oct 27, 2023 11:23
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Failed Imagineer posted:Maybe not, but British intelligence did used to go around in plainclothes shooting civilians and blowing up pubs in NI, so wouldn't be surprised if carpet bombing Catholic areas had been discussed. I could swear a few years ago a story came out about how the UK Government had drawn up a plan during the height of the Troubles for a way of cutting power and water off to "Republican" (read Catholic) areas of the North. It mostly came to mind when Isreal started doing it in the Gazza Strip and how it had the unwavering support of Britain.
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Oct 27, 2023 11:40
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https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1717813231257850256
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Oct 27, 2023 11:50
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The Question IRL posted:I could swear a few years ago a story came out about how the UK Government had drawn up a plan during the height of the Troubles for a way of cutting power and water off to "Republican" (read Catholic) areas of the North. (Naturally, she claims her remarks were taken out of context) https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/uk/brexit-tory-mp-backtracks-over-food-scarcity-in-ireland-1.3725093 quote:The former British international development minister has been condemned on both sides of the Irish Sea for her remarks in the Times that Britain could prevent the use of its country as a landbridge between Ireland and the continent. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Oct 27, 2023 |
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Oct 27, 2023 11:50
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Our mad lad is up to something https://twitter.com/The_sigma_fem/status/1717636236670820744
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Oct 27, 2023 11:55
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The Question IRL posted:I could swear a few years ago a story came out about how the UK Government had drawn up a plan during the height of the Troubles for a way of cutting power and water off to "Republican" (read Catholic) areas of the North. https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/inside-government-heath-plan-to-redraw-border-outlined/28144632.html I think you are thinking about the Ted Heath plans to force every Catholic out of NI, and make it a Protestant place only.
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Oct 27, 2023 12:02
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https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1717851557666906509 https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1717856163369275782 Sajid got slaughtered on LBC this morning
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Oct 27, 2023 12:05
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Tesseraction posted:Our mad lad is up to something https://twitter.com/The_sigma_fem/status/1717636236670820744 Can we use the goon fund to send him a statue of a giant oval office?
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Oct 27, 2023 12:06
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Fumble posted:Can we use the goon fund to send him a statue of a giant oval office? Could use the one they pulled out of Bristol harbour
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Oct 27, 2023 12:08
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Fumble posted:Can we use the goon fund to send him a statue of a giant oval office? Imagine owning a statue of Farage...
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Oct 27, 2023 12:08
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Art is tax deductible
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Oct 27, 2023 12:10
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Failed Imagineer posted:Maybe not, but British intelligence did used to go around in plainclothes shooting civilians and blowing up pubs in NI, so wouldn't be surprised if carpet bombing Catholic areas had been discussed. Good point to drop in the time not so long ago that the British army helped to facilitate the displacement of thousands of catholics in NI, resulting in a refugee program being established in the Republic. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Demetrius
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Oct 27, 2023 12:16
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It's been 44 hours since Keith last tweeted.The official @UKLabour account has only tweeted once in the past 48 hours. Many of the other top ministers are hiding too. The replies on their latest tweets are full of people rightfully complaining about Labour stance on genocide
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Oct 27, 2023 12:16
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Tesseraction posted:Our mad lad is up to something https://twitter.com/The_sigma_fem/status/1717636236670820744 Well, better he sends people cock statues than make music
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Oct 27, 2023 12:18
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It痴 just giving your mates an impractical novelty present taken to the extremes allowed by having shitloads of money
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fuctifino posted:It's been 44 hours since Keith last tweeted.The official @UKLabour account has only tweeted once in the past 48 hours. Many of the other top ministers are hiding too. The replies on their latest tweets are full of people rightfully complaining about Labour stance on genocide Not surprised given the Leader & the Shadows supporting genocide & Reeves, who on top of plagiarizing Tory Economics, has also plagiarized wikipedia.
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