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Lid posted:While way too tired and reading poo poo on the insane pseudo-science of Zero Escape games it crossed my mind that under multiversal theories there's an infinite number of universes where Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls where it crushed his pelvis leading to Satoshi Kojima becoming president of the United States. That means there is a universe where identical twin Kojimas both elbow dropped CM Punk in the balls at the same time. One for each.
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Bonk posted:One for each pissbaby meltdown.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:28
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Oh he's had way more than that.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:36
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There aren’t enough Kojima’s in all the universes for that. Also lol it’s still funny. Right in the nuts.
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Oct 23, 2023 11:07
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Imagine four Satoshi Kojimas on the ring apron. Say a direct copy of the Kojima nearest the turnbuckle is sent to the back of the line of Kojimas and takes the place of the first Kojima. The formerly first Kojima becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth elbow drops CM Punk in the nuts. Time works the same way.
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Oct 23, 2023 11:48
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Haven't read the thread but I gotta bump, I just remembered that moment
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Oct 23, 2023 15:05
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haunted bong posted:Imagine four Satoshi Kojimas on the ring apron. Say a direct copy of the Kojima nearest the turnbuckle is sent to the back of the line of Kojimas and takes the place of the first Kojima. The formerly first Kojima becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth elbow drops CM Punk in the nuts.
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Serperoth posted:Haven't read the thread but I gotta bump, I just remembered that moment Understandable, have a nice day
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Oct 23, 2023 17:11
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haunted bong posted:Imagine four Satoshi Kojimas on the ring apron. Say a direct copy of the Kojima nearest the turnbuckle is sent to the back of the line of Kojimas and takes the place of the first Kojima. The formerly first Kojima becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth elbow drops CM Punk in the nuts. Satoshi Five Balls
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Oct 23, 2023 20:45
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Elball drop
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Oct 23, 2023 22:35
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In the future there will be Kojima's Basilisk which will retroactively invent perfect cl9nes with your entire lives to torture for all eternity those who did not bring about Satoshi Kojima elbowing CM Punk in the balls. But you have nothing to fear by partaking in this thread you have been inoculated. But the others...the others who never saw or learned that Satoshi Kojima elbowed CM Punk in the balls. The Basisk sees them.
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Oct 24, 2023 00:24
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Kojima's Basilisk Punk's Ballsack
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Oct 24, 2023 06:54
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Bonk posted:Satoshi Five Balls
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Oct 25, 2023 01:42
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Bonk posted:Satoshi Five Balls The Zybourne Cock.
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Oct 25, 2023 04:37
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Glass Punkbull 141 posted:The Zybourne Cock.
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Glass Punkbull 141 posted:The Zybourne Cock.
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Oct 26, 2023 10:54
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Oct 26, 2023 12:11
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I think about it daily.
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Oct 26, 2023 16:21
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I think for halloween this year, I'm going to go as satoshi kojima elbow dropping cm punk right in the nuts
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Oct 27, 2023 03:34
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You know that Satoshi Kojima bashing CM Punk in the nuts gif? What if someone photoshopped it to be Satoshi Kojima elbow dropping CM Punk in the nuts. That'd be great.
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Oct 27, 2023 03:37
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what if it was the gif elbowing punk in the nuts
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Oct 27, 2023 05:02
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i can feel it coming in the air tonight Elbooow On cooock
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Oct 27, 2023 14:48
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Captain Foo posted:i can feel it coming in the air tonight *sick drum fill, made from the sound of an elbow repeatedly smashing into nuts*
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Oct 27, 2023 17:04
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He hits SO PERFECTLY It's so loving funny
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Oct 27, 2023 18:14
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It's funny to watch it and anticipate that he's supposed to elbow drop him in the chest. He overshoots it every time. Hell yeah
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Oct 27, 2023 19:00
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it’s still funny lol
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Glass Punkbull 141 posted:The Zybourne Cock. Imagine two balls under an elbow...
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In my group chat one of my friends asked if I thought Punk was going to NJPW and I just posted this gif and everyone had a good laugh
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Oct 28, 2023 05:15
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remembered
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Oct 28, 2023 05:59
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look in my eyes what do you see Kojima lacks technology
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Oct 28, 2023 08:06
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Nothing from nowhere, Punk's no one at all Radiate, recognize two elbowed balls As we all form one dark flame Obliterate* *CM Punk's testicles
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History Comes Inside! posted:it’s still funny lol It really is
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Oct 28, 2023 18:03
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I had a rough couple of days at work, and without fail remembering the time that Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk on the balls would bring a smile to my face.
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Oct 28, 2023 19:25
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Knock knock. Who's there? Kojima's elbow to Punk's balls.
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Oct 28, 2023 20:22
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So I got a halloween party to go to in a few hours. Any ideas as to what I should dress up as?
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Oct 28, 2023 20:54
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David D. Davidson posted:So I got a halloween party to go to in a few hours. Any ideas as to what I should dress up as?
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Oct 28, 2023 21:20
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Hehe elbow go brrrrrrr
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David D. Davidson posted:So I got a halloween party to go to in a few hours. Any ideas as to what I should dress up as? Go as CM Punk's nuts being obliterated by Satoshi Kojima's elbow
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