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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Need MJF to not even mention Hanger for at least another two months

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

mfcrocker posted:

It's really, really hard to get fired from TNA mind

he got fired from a promotion completely built around him where he was given his own show with an owner that had been a mark for him for years

anything is possible when the only toxin you put into your body is hate

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Orange Carlisle posted:

he got fired from a promotion completely built around him where he was given his own show with an owner that had been a mark for him for years

anything is possible when the only toxin you put into your body is hate

Excuse me, he also is rife with paranoia and delusion!

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The funniest possible trajectory is putting Punk in a feud with Joe Hendry and having him try and fail to shoot on a comedy midcarder

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
he's gonna want to take shots at AEW so badly but will TNA's desire to please him outweigh their need to be featured on AEW

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

he's gonna want to take shots at AEW so badly but will TNA's desire to please him outweigh their need to be featured on AEW

Is AEW even working with them anymore? I thought that ended when Christian dropped their world title a long while back.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Is AEW even working with them anymore? I thought that ended when Christian dropped their world title a long while back.

Don Callis is incredibly powerful in TNA IIRC

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

forkboy84 posted:

Don Callis is incredibly powerful in TNA IIRC

A quick bit of googling shows that Callis hasn't been employed by Impact/TNA since 2020

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Sydney Bottocks posted:

A quick bit of googling shows that Callis hasn't been employed by Impact/TNA since 2020

Oh, that's impressive.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

CombineThresher posted:

Considering what a lot of his contemporaries are like, RSP is pretty benign. Unless I'm missing something especially dumb or lovely that he's done.

It’s not about him being bad. Wrestler brain is cool. I like RSP too.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



apophenium posted:

If I were a wrestler my theme would be the lovely MIDI version of I Bleed by the Pixies.

I keep using my old music

Suite-Pea by SOAD
https://youtu.be/CjaPKab5Ehg?si=08jH3wvw2CCg2Sy4

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
Ricky and Big Bill going by the name Big Business sounded cool to me because I love the band Big Business and then I realized that this song would be perfect for Austen and Colton, but they need to be not mega-dorks first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7YEv_GJwkY

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

Oh, that's impressive.

Callis got got for being a sex pest towards Scarlet, which drove her and Kevin Kross out of the company.

The second time Callis got fired from TNA/Impact for being a sex pest, mind you.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

The "Invisible Hand" indeed *grabs rear end*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



He's such a dork

https://twitter.com/briancagegmsi/status/1717753431388266610?t=CYN0Kb_ZizpP1gUmQ8U0UQ&s=19

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The last time anyone said "Chris Katan was great!" was a Jordan Peele movie being ironic.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Monkeybone was a good movie. No, I have not seen it since it came out.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Chris Kattan inspired the best WCW wrestler of all time Kwee Wee

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Gavok posted:

The last time anyone said "Chris Katan was great!" was a Jordan Peele movie being ironic.

Chris Goddamn Katan.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


*Dun dun dun dun*
CHRIS KATAN
*Dun dun dun dun*
COMEDY SHOW

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1717952835466260984?t=gGtm1DwhNl9CB8__lphn5Q&s=19

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I love Taz

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


Yep, that's his name.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/swerveconfident/status/1718008750353633576 Swerve is pulling out receipts.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

beer gut hangman

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Gavok posted:

The last time anyone said "Chris Katan was great!" was a Jordan Peele movie being ironic.

He plays a fantastic third rate Jeff Goldblum in the opening scene of House on Haunted Hill

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://x.com/GarciaWrestling/status/1718018822689505548?s=20

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Is that a specific reference?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

My favorite SNL character growing up was Mango

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

NienNunb posted:

My favorite SNL character growing up was Mango

in all the years I've been here I thought I had seen enough wild poo poo posted that nothing could ever shock me moving forward but

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Orange Carlisle posted:

in all the years I've been here I thought I had seen enough wild poo poo posted that nothing could ever shock me moving forward but

Look many of us watched WWF while growing up, we all make terrible decisions when we're young

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

he just like me fr

civilwhat
Apr 24, 2010

RandolphCarter posted:

Monkeybone was a good movie. No, I have not seen it since it came out.

Thats actually a good explanation of why people like WWE. Its a bunch of people being puppeteer by a malevolent force and it being okay to the audience.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Idgi

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
I like thick Hangman. Hangman, get thick. It’s hot.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

he's calling someone lame for their behaviour on instagram - though who, or what they did to deserve it, I do not know. Maybe it's a bunch of people.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/JamieOD/status/1717912691514159259

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Thats the Vampiro who actually became a telanovela star

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Glampiro

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Alaois posted:

Thats the Vampiro who actually became a telanovela star

Vampiro Escándalo

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