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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I only got $70 this week. Should I buy RE8 or the RE4 remake?

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I only got $70 this week. Should I buy RE8 or the RE4 remake?

You can easily get 4+ high quality videogames for that money

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I only got $70 this week. Should I buy RE8 or the RE4 remake?

try buying something that doesn't suck instead

sorry I can't think of any video games that fall under that umbrella

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

try buying something that doesn't suck instead

sorry I can't think of any video games that fall under that umbrella

Is there a catboy nearby affecting your ability to think straight?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DontMockMySmock posted:

You can easily get 4+ high quality videogames for that money

how? Re8 was just Re4

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

try buying something that doesn't suck instead

sorry I can't think of any video games that fall under that umbrella

if you tell me to buy final fantasy I will find you and kick your rear end

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

health is 100/100
drink potion, health is 100/115
top up to 115/115
take damage, health is 10/115
potion effect fades, health is 10/100

If it's done correctly, of course. But I probably still wouldn't drink the potion because gently caress your 3 minute buffs I hate having to constantly juggle that poo poo.

One of the reasons Morrowind is one of the best games ever is that because of how the math and stat changes work, drinking a potion that increases your max health can cause you to round down to zero health and die when it wears off.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I only got $70 this week. Should I buy RE8 or the RE4 remake?

For $70 you can buy a new game. Why not buy Baldurs Gate 3 for $70 digital because loving LOL at that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

For $70 you can buy a new game. Why not buy Baldurs Gate 3 for $70 digital because loving LOL at that.

because Resident Evil 4 was my favorite game ever

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

because Resident Evil 4 was my favorite game ever

Then maybe you should go play it again, for free, using the copy you already own. One weird trick AAA remake developers don't want you to know

Barudak
May 7, 2007

RE4 Remake is an inferior product but its an inferior product to one of the greatest games if all time so its still a good game.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

RE4 Remake is an inferior product but its an inferior product to one of the greatest games if all time so its still a good game.

lol

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Private Cumshoe posted:

Is there a catboy nearby affecting your ability to think straight?

I played one once.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if you tell me to buy final fantasy I will find you and kick your rear end

Can't in good conscience recommend a game that has other people, though it was a pretty fun game.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I played one once.

Can't in good conscience recommend a game that has other people, though it was a pretty fun game.


Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

buy RE4 remake, its sick as hell

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Caesar Saladin posted:

buy RE4 remake, its sick as hell

why? it is my favorite game/

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Because its a remake of RE4, one of the sickest games of all time. Its different in some ways, some better and some worse, but its still RE4 and that makes it sick as hell.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Is RE4 the one where there’s a QTE to punch a rock to get it out of your way

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

5

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

jokes posted:

Is RE4 the one where there’s a QTE to punch a rock to get it out of your way

no thats 5

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I just can't be bothered with zombies anymore

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Khanstant posted:

I just can't be bothered with zombies anymore

they're pretty boring at this point, regardless of what spin you put on them

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jokes posted:

Is RE4 the one where there’s a QTE to punch a rock to get it out of your way

no. thats RE5 and that boulder punching rear end in a top hat

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Khanstant posted:

I just can't be bothered with zombies anymore

No Zombies here, just us Ganados

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

RE4 zombies are only really like 60% zombies. Some of them walk slowly but they have weapons and crossbows and there's some variety.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
That's just zombies at this point. Honestly as an enemy type they have a time and place, but it's a small doses thing for me. And it helps if they make them be something that's not a rotty human.

Do more ghouls. I'm not tired of ghouls because they get a bit part usually.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Games need more skeletons imo

There's a skeleton inside me fighting to get out and I need extra practice

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

MrQwerty posted:

they're pretty boring at this point, regardless of what spin you put on them

What about space zombies?

EDIT: Oh wait, that's just the Flood from Halo.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I love skeletons. I've always wanted a game enemy to be a person and their skeletons busts out and attacks and tries to pull you back inside the body. Like or forefathers did

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Outpost22 posted:

What about space zombies?

EDIT: Oh wait, that's just the Flood from Halo.

Also, Dead Space

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Khanstant posted:

I love skeletons. I've always wanted a game enemy to be a person and their skeletons busts out and attacks and tries to pull you back inside the body. Like or forefathers did

If Bioware was a good game company they'd design an NPC that you can try to romance, and just when you think you're about to watch two action figures get awkwardly smoothed together SURPRISE it's a mimic and you lose 3/4 of your health, roll for penalized initiative bitch lol

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

QuarkJets posted:

Also, Dead Space

Best space zombies I've ever seen in a video game. Really wish they'd finish up the series.

In Dead Space 1, you board an industrial spaceship designed to tear apart planets called a planet cracker. You use industrial machinery designed to tear apart machines and use them to tear apart zombies instead.

In Dead Space 2, you end up back on the industrial spaceship designed to tear apart planets but it's destroyed.

In Dead Space 3, you find out that the zombies are trying to turn into planet-sized zombies.

If only they had a Dead Space 4 where you use the planet-cracker to tear apart a planet-sized zombie. That would have been rad as poo poo and made the series go full circle. So sad. EA sucks.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I finished Dead Space 1 the other day because I hadn't played a scary game all month. It kicked rear end. The ridiculous jumpscare right at the end before the credits sequence had me in stitches though.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Alan Wake 2 has worse combat than Alan Wake 1 which is mindboggling.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
The "no they aren't zombies, they are ganandos actually" spin is such a cover up lol

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

What do you guys name your characters in games? I always name them Borkus because everytime they're like "Nice to meet you, I'm Borkus." it cracks me up.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
lmao i just call my main character John, as boring as that is, and if its a final fantasy type situation just every variation possible for every team mate

Johnny
Jan
Johan
Juan
Evan (i know that looks out of place but its the Welsh version of John)

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
And Giovanni, like the leader of Team Rocket

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

bort

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if you tell me to buy final fantasy I will find you and kick your rear end

You don't have to buy final fantasy because the award winning final fantasy 14 is free trial free to play up to leveelllllllllllllll69 including award wining award winning award expansions heavensblood and stormwardddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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