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I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
If only he'd been a better Schwimmer.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

vegetables posted:

When Friends first ended I had an idea for a spin-off called “Bing,” where a plane fell on the Bing Residence while Monica and the kids were there, killing then instantly, and the show followed Chandler keeping up a jokey facade as he descended into incapacitating alcoholism

Well you should've pitched it properly. Because you didn't, they made Joey instead and now we know who to blame.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Toxic Mental posted:

from what I can tell he was addicted to being an 8-figure hollywood star who enjoyed eating pints of haagen dasz and drinking too much wine in his jaccuzi, which sounds pretty cool

nah he was addicted to pain pills since the 90s where one of those doctors prescribed him handfuls of pills after he hurt his back, as well as being a brutal alcoholic

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

SilvergunSuperman posted:

It was good if you're dumber than whaleshit.

Picture the most HURRR and homophobic/ gay panic jokes you can imagine.

Yeah why were these people so HURRR nearly 30 years ago huh

Not us though, we're so on top of things that people circa 2050 will look back all baffled about how progressive we were :smug:

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
i gave the show a chance back in the day. couldn't get into it. just seemed really dumb and basic. as did the the people who were really into it, which makes sense i suppose

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Sonderval posted:

Keanu got him for all that poo poo talking.

Don't be ridiculous, Keanu is a gentleman. God personally killed Matthew Perry for talking poo poo about Keanu.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

... goddamn.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Halisnacks posted:

Six white seemingly liberal twenty somethings living in New York in the 90s didn’t have any non-white or queer friends. Was this just bad writing, or was it accurate for the time and people were just way more racist and homophobic about who they would hang out with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUc0vbSlanM

Also Chandler had a sweet moment of reconnecting with his trans mom, although since it's the 90's the obvious jokes still exist.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Yeah this just makes me sad. Chandler was my favorite character on Friends and he was good as Benny. I never placed the voice until I learned about it later.

:rip:

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Genesplicer posted:

I never actually saw the show. Was it any good?

It had jennifer Aniston op which makes it exactly as watchable as classic horror movie Leprechaun

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Not sure if he really could’ve been said to have been :airquote: “a real one” :airquote:

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'

Halisnacks posted:

Six white seemingly liberal twenty somethings living in New York in the 90s didn’t have any non-white or queer friends. Was this just bad writing, or was it accurate for the time and people were just way more racist and homophobic about who they would hang out with?

https://youtu.be/oUc0vbSlanM

e: gently caress, beaten!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Let me use this thread to share a couple of PSA's about drowning:
Yes, you can drown in almost any amount of water - any amount sufficient to cover your airways.

But more to the point, people who drown while swimming do not do so like they show on TV and movies, which show people thrashing about and yelling and maybe calling for help.
No, actual drowning is often a quick and silent event, where the person takes on water, goes under, and does not struggle or make much noise or commotion.

That's why if you're watching someone swim who needs to be monitored, keep a closer eye than you might normally, thinking you'd hear first if there was any trouble.

Thank you.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Pretty sure Ross was a massive homophobe who blamed his his ex's new wife for "turning" her.

Also, he was a big rear end in a top hat about his son having a Barbie (though, to be fair, the show did present that as 'Ross is clearly wrong and is being stupid about this')

The show’s take on queer people seemed to be the same as other 90s shows: there is absolutely nothing wrong with queer people, but it’s okay to make lazy jokes about them, and it’s also okay if we just happen to only socialise with them on the very periphery of our lives. Also a straight person being mistaken for a gay person is a guaranteed BIG LAUGH.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


lol 2023 and goons are still acting high and mighty about how they didn't like friends.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
it's October 2023 and Friends just became funny for the first time

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

RIP to the author of one one the best vague tweets of all time:

https://twitter.com/MatthewPerry/status/1812052650

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I liked how he promoted Fallout: New Vegas even if I personally think someone else would have done a better job at voice acting.
It was clear that he loved the Fallout series as much as I do, I think we could have been friends.

Now to go look at his history and see how he Milkshake Ducked it all up.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


By popular demand posted:

I liked how he promoted Fallout: New Vegas even if I personally think someone else would have done a better job at voice acting.
It was clear that he loved the Fallout series as much as I do, I think we could have been friends.

Now to go look at his history and see how he Milkshake Ducked it all up.

Could he BE more problematic?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I dunno, my brief search only came up with Looooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnng time alcohol and drug issues which sucks but not unforgivable.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
drat, never watched Friends but I like New Vegas. Cool that he promoted the series that much. Rip dude :(

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
This is how he wanted to go.

Benny: "What in the goddamn...? Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies..."
The Courier: "[Black Widow] When you shot me, you ran off so fast I never got your name."
Benny: "You making a pass at me, sister? Because I'm out of your league."
The Courier: "[Black Widow] Is it wrong to want a guy who'd shoot me in the head?"
Benny: "Did those bullets scramble your eggs? Or have you always been a naughty broad...?"
The Courier: "[Black Widow] Girls like bad boys. And you've been downright awful."
Benny: "You're one sick pussycat, baby. There's quins and there's... I don't even know what to call you."
Courier: "[Black Widow] I'm saying I dig you, despite it all. What do you say?"
Benny: "I hear 'dig' from you, babe, and all I can think of is a shovel. How can this be? This ain't forgiveness, it's something... wrong."
The Courier: "[Black Widow] I'm a courier, remember? Don't you want me to handle your package?"
Benny: "All right, honey baby, this is all kinds of wrong, but to my suite it is. Thirteenth floor. Don't keep me waiting."






His killer has gotten away with it. The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Boo-poo poo > Matthew Perry drowned. He didn't want her to handle his package.

Comstar fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Oct 29, 2023

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Caesar Saladin posted:

nah he was addicted to pain pills since the 90s where one of those doctors prescribed him handfuls of pills after he hurt his back, as well as being a brutal alcoholic

Pain pills?! I'd simply get addicted to pills that don't hurt.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

lol 2023 and goons are still acting high and mighty about how they didn't like friends.

Every kid I knew watched it so I tried it and it was fine, especially in the mid to late-ish 90s when I was a self-loathing, self-harming queer kid who didn't know that you could be queer without getting ignited by the christian god.

Looking back at it, it's a trashy show where a bunch of 20-something white people made a shitload of money.

I don't think I'd like it in 2023. But it was made to be a throwaway money-grab sitcom, so I'm not supposed to like it in 2023.

it sucks that this guy got laced into a lot of addiction poo poo because of an injury and it destroyed his body and he died.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
I think it's really shows the depth of his comedy and character when everyone comes in to make the same two jokes and then derides anything else he did outside of that.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

friends had some absolute banger classic jokes, although in all fairness they were all David Schwimmer.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
I’ll also give him credit for being able to make the show while seemingly at the height of some of his addictions? Sure I guess his weight fluctuated, but keeping an extremely high-profile job while battling addictions and the chaos they can bring cannot be easy. I’ve seen people come completely off the rails from seemingly less severe substance abuse issues.

I hope it wasn’t a situation where he wanted to quit the show and focus on himself but he felt overwhelming pressure from the rest of the people involved to not mess it up for them.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Genesplicer posted:

I never actually saw the show. Was it any good?

Mr. Sunshine? Terrible

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Halisnacks posted:

Too bad about the addiction issues, but I sort of admire the Friends cast for enjoying their obscene fortunes and their relative youth after the show ended, rather than constantly being hustling for their careers. I know they’ve gotten some some work but they didn’t seem monomaniacal about their careers.

I mean i think it was more like they all had their careers go dead in the water after friends as they were all given starring film roles after F.R.I.E.N.D.S. was a hit. But of course all of those films were huge flops so they never really had much success after that. Well except for Aniston of course.

Anyway rip Matt Perry
Now we'll never get a sequel to that movie where he accidentally pretends to be gay to get laid. Or that other film where he was a cool teacher who touched the lives of some poor kids and was baded on a true story or whatever.

And Fallout New Vegas, of course. They'll never make another Fallout after that one.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

Zeniel posted:

I mean i think it was more like they all had their careers go dead in the water after friends as they were all given starring film roles after F.R.I.E.N.D.S. was a hit. But of course all of those films were huge flops so they never really had much success after that. Well except for Aniston of course.

The Scream franchise has grossed nearly a billion dollars, so I wouldn’t say those are commercial flops exactly.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Halisnacks posted:

The Scream franchise has grossed nearly a billion dollars, so I wouldn’t say those are commercial flops exactly.

Who was in that again? I haven't seen Scream in a while. Which of the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. starred in the Scream movies?

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Courtney Cox (Monica) was in all of them for some reason.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


ross was great in band of brothers. at first you're like, "this is weird, that's ross" but he puts in such a good performnce you soon get over it imo

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Remembering that time he was made deeply uncomfortable by Miriam Margolyes talking about creaming her knickers.

God i loving hate her,and yes i know the exact moment you’re talking about.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Cox was also in the first ace ventura. i think that one made some really big bank too

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ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

and yes, I am aware that the villain storyline in that movie would be bad enough to get you permabanned in TYOOL 2023

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