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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Paris sets their clocks wrong on purpose anyway.


e: 229 West 43rd Street used to be The New York Times Building, and has the sun correctly overhead at noon.

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I always have big respect for the nations who set their time to half past, because gently caress you GMT.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Time zones should be abolished. They're dumb.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

cat botherer posted:

Time zones should be abolished. They're dumb.

They are what they are. It’s fine. Set the clock to whatever works for you. If you go to the Maldives they have “island time” which is an hour or two different to whatever it’s supposed to be so that you can wake up in sunshine and get a candle lit dinner on the beach for sunset

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

smellmycheese posted:

I always have big respect for the nations who set their time to half past, because gently caress you GMT.

the state of Indiana does that iirc

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

crispix posted:

the state of Indiana does that iirc

The sub continent of India does it.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i had a friend who went to indiana university bloomington for a year in the early 2000s on a student exchange programme

came back about 3 stone heavier because his student accommodation included a meal plan and the novelty of there being no limitations on the amount he could eat apparently did not wear off

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i think that counted as an effective cultural assimilation hehe

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The state of Indiana doesn't use half hours, but they do use a deliberate nightmare system to drive outsiders insane.



This map may not even be right this year, because they keep changing it.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

cat botherer posted:

Time zones should be abolished. They're dumb.

- Chairman Mao

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Paris sets their clocks wrong on purpose anyway.


e: 229 West 43rd Street used to be The New York Times Building, and has the sun correctly overhead at noon.

Shout out to Russia for have a whole bunch of different timezones and still mostly being wrong. Also lol at China's simple "no. it's midday in Beijing, therefore it's midday at the border of loving Tajikistan and Fangchuan Village which is located between the borders of North Korea and Russia leading out to the Sea of Japan."

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

smellmycheese posted:

I always have big respect for the nations who set their time to half past, because gently caress you GMT.

I'm a big fan of the Chinese approach. One time zone across the whole country. Sure, sunrise might be at midnight if you're out on the periphery, and crossing the border over into Pakistan might send you three hours back in time, but everything is good and consistent and gently caress you.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Xinjiang will never assimilate if they're allowed to set their clocks by primitive superstitions like "where the sun is in the sky" rather than the technocratic and correct standard of "where the sun is in the sky, in Beijing"

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

ThomasPaine posted:

I'm a big fan of the Chinese approach. One time zone across the whole country. Sure, sunrise might be at midnight if you're out on the periphery, and crossing the border over into Pakistan might send you three hours back in time, but everything is good and consistent and gently caress you.

Kind of agree. It’s an excellent demonstration of “time of day is a social construct”

I often enjoy pondering this. Which of these is a social construct and which is scientifically correct?

Second
Minute
Hour
Day
Month
Year
Sunrise
Sunset

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

As long as the sun in the sky is red, all is well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



smellmycheese posted:

I always have big respect for the nations who set their time to half past, because gently caress you GMT.

Nepal is at a 45 minute offset because they want to be distinct from India.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Terrifying conversation with two Syrians in work last night. They were talking about the march in London and I said it was amazing how many people turned up. One said they hoped it would help Britain realise that Jews run the country and they would get rid of them then sell weapons to the Palestinians so they could get rid of Israel. The other one was a lot more moderate (not sure how you could be more extreme) and thinks that the U.S. and U.K. should make Israel give the land back and for a two state solution but he also thought that Israel wouldn't honour it and would attack Palestine as soon as they could, mind you he also thinks the Iraqi Dinar is the most powerful currency in the world.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I think we should be on Summer Time all year round (and even double summer time in the actual summer)
This afternoon, sunset is at 16:50 thanks to the GMT. So it will be pitch dark by 530pm & will be dark coming out of work.
Surely that will cause more accidents - people tired after a day's work driving home.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-hvF8NLMRs

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I think we should be on Summer Time all year round (and even double summer time in the actual summer)
This afternoon, sunset is at 16:50 thanks to the GMT. So it will be pitch dark by 530pm & will be dark coming out of work.
Surely that will cause more accidents - people tired after a day's work driving home.

Have parliament bring in legislation to keep the sun in the sky longer. Hang with those bureaucrats in the E.U. say!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

smellmycheese posted:

Kind of agree. It’s an excellent demonstration of “time of day is a social construct”

I often enjoy pondering this. Which of these is a social construct and which is scientifically correct?

Second
Minute
Hour
Day
Month
Year
Sunrise
Sunset

I mean all of those are related to the fundamental movement of the earth around the sun and the effect that has on things living on it, so they are all "scientific" in that sense. The length of the divisions are somewhat arbitrary and powered by inertia and historical errors in measurement, but they're all based on the idea that the earth goes round in a specific amount of time and around the sun in a longer specific amount of time and it's hard to entirely ignore that even with modern technology.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

smellmycheese posted:

Kind of agree. It’s an excellent demonstration of “time of day is a social construct”

I often enjoy pondering this. Which of these is a social construct and which is scientifically correct?

Second
Minute
Hour
Day
Month
Year
Sunrise
Sunset

A day being a full rotation of the earth is scientifically correct, we often fudge it because seconds are a construct.

A month is a full phase of the moon cycle, and we average it to 28 days, it varies between 27 and 29.5 depending on how you measure it, but the social construction also fudges it because it "appears" to be 28 days, and that's why a fortnight and week are the half month and quarter month.

A year is the full cycle of the earth around the sun, and is fudged to 365.25 days which we use a leap year to make it work. It's obviously also not accurate and we actually use atomic clock leap "seconds" to resynchronise timekeeping at the start of each year.

A second is arbitrary, a minute is arbitrary. Sunrise and sunset depend wholly upon your specific position your standing and is still fudged.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I think we should be on Summer Time all year round (and even double summer time in the actual summer)
This afternoon, sunset is at 16:50 thanks to the GMT. So it will be pitch dark by 530pm & will be dark coming out of work.
Surely that will cause more accidents - people tired after a day's work driving home.

It depends what latitude you are.
One of the reasons for having it was to allow Scottish drivers and school kids to see day light in the morning, otherwise most of their year its darkness.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

OwlFancier posted:

I mean all of those are related to the fundamental movement of the earth around the sun and the effect that has on things living on it, so they are all "scientific" in that sense. The length of the divisions are somewhat arbitrary and powered by inertia and historical errors in measurement, but they're all based on the idea that the earth goes round in a specific amount of time and around the sun in a longer specific amount of time and it's hard to entirely ignore that even with modern technology.

It gets spicier the more you ponder it. Which are true even if I am an alien from Planet Zork?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

bessantj posted:

Terrifying conversation with two Syrians in work last night. They were talking about the march in London and I said it was amazing how many people turned up. One said they hoped it would help Britain realise that Jews run the country and they would get rid of them then sell weapons to the Palestinians so they could get rid of Israel. The other one was a lot more moderate (not sure how you could be more extreme) and thinks that the U.S. and U.K. should make Israel give the land back and for a two state solution but he also thought that Israel wouldn't honour it and would attack Palestine as soon as they could, mind you he also thinks the Iraqi Dinar is the most powerful currency in the world.
This is the huge issue with the views in parliament and the media being so far detached from the views of the wider public on this, and there not even being an attempt at a dialog (or even an attempt at rear end covering like with the sewage water). If someone didn't know what was going on I could see why they could come to obviously wrongheaded conclusions like "Jews run the country and media."

Something something socialism of fools.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

smellmycheese posted:

It gets spicier the more you ponder it. Which are true even if I am an alien from Planet Zork?

All of them, if you're an alien from planet zork living on earth.

If you're living on planet zork then you would probably use either their time system which probably reflects the behaviour of the zorkian astronomical bodies, or some sort of common standard that allows zorkians and earthlings to work together.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

smellmycheese posted:

It gets spicier the more you ponder it. Which are true even if I am an alien from Planet Zork?

that would explain you are posts

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
if the zorkians don't like our constructs they should bleedin well go back to their own planet innit :manning:

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Dabir posted:

that would explain you are posts

Did you object to the Level 42 one specifically?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is possible the zorkians might change the earth's orbital behaviour so they can film our reaction for zikzork.

Earthling reacts to interstellar tractor beam making calendar inaccurate (gone wrong) (billions dead from ecologial disruption)

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

“I saw a soldier standing in a bar - looked so dark, had come so far
He said “I need to love someone , before they drop the atom bomb”

Not my words, the words of Level 42 in 1984 and as true now as they were then

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

FWIW we do actually have the Planck units to help us translate our arbitrary units to any other planet or solar system. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_units

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
The French Revolution did some interesting calendar things:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_calendar

But basically they all ended up abandoned.

quote:

Months
The Republican calendar year began the day the autumnal equinox occurred in Paris, and had twelve months of 30 days each, which were given new names based on nature, principally having to do with the prevailing weather in and around Paris and sometimes evoking the Medieval Labours of the Months. The extra five or six days in the year were not given a month designation, but considered Sansculottides or Complementary Days.

Autumn:
Vendémiaire (from French vendange, derived from Latin vindemia, "vintage"), starting 22, 23, or 24 September
Brumaire (from French brume, "mist", from Latin brūma, "winter solstice; winter; winter cold"), starting 22, 23, or 24 October
Frimaire (from French frimas, "frost"), starting 21, 22, or 23 November
Winter:
Nivôse (from Latin nivosus, "snowy"), starting 21, 22, or 23 December
Pluviôse (from French pluvieux, derived from Latin pluvius, "rainy"), starting 20, 21, or 22 January
Ventôse (from French venteux, derived from Latin ventosus, "windy"), starting 19, 20, or 21 February
Spring:
Germinal (from French germination), starting 21 or 22 March
Floréal (from French fleur, derived from Latin flos, "flower"), starting 20 or 21 April
Prairial (from French prairie, "meadow"), starting 20 or 21 May
Summer:
Messidor (from Latin messis, "harvest"), starting 19 or 20 June
Thermidor (from Greek thermon, "summer heat"), starting 19 or 20 July; on many printed calendars of Year II (1793–94), the month of Thermidor was named Fervidor (from Latin fervidus, "burning hot")
Fructidor (from Latin fructus, "fruit"), starting 18 or 19 August

...

In Britain, a contemporary wit mocked the Republican Calendar by calling the months: Wheezy, Sneezy and Freezy; Slippy, Drippy and Nippy; Showery, Flowery and Bowery; Hoppy, Croppy and Poppy.[12][13] The historian Thomas Carlyle suggested somewhat more serious English names in his 1837 work The French Revolution: A History,[11] namely Vintagearious, Fogarious, Frostarious, Snowous, Rainous, Windous, Buddal, Floweral, Meadowal, Reapidor, Heatidor, and Fruitidor. Like the French originals, they are neologisms suggesting a meaning related to the season.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Devolve time to Holyrood, so they can have their light in the mornings.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Just use Unix time imho.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Years before and after the death of our saviour, Alfred Lauck Parson.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I'm having a great day so far.
Had too much to drink last night, so I'm quite hungover. Needed to do some shopping, so got a lift most of the way there, only to break one arm off my glasses trying to clean them while in the car.
Popped into the office to drop a couple of bits off and took the time to sellotape the arm back onto my glasses.
Got to Stratford Westfield, only to find out that A) the actual shops don't open until 12 (it was 11:30), and B) West Ham are playing at home, so it was impossible to get any food because the football fans were queuing out the door of every one.
Went for a wander around the area in the rain while I killed some time, bought a truly disgusting cup of coffee to drink while I walked and discovered that the back of my shoes have disintegrated too much, so I now have blisters.
I did manage to get what I went there for, plus some superglue to 'fix' my glasses.

grobbo
May 29, 2014

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

The French Revolution did some interesting calendar things:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_calendar

But basically they all ended up abandoned.

This is delightful, thank you. Frostarious Thermidor sounds like something George Lucas would name a background Jedi.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I'm still mad that September, October, November and December aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months :mad:

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Guavanaut posted:

This is the huge issue with the views in parliament and the media being so far detached from the views of the wider public on this, and there not even being an attempt at a dialog (or even an attempt at rear end covering like with the sewage water). If someone didn't know what was going on I could see why they could come to obviously wrongheaded conclusions like "Jews run the country and media."

Something something socialism of fools.

I think Israel do try to exert strong influence but that's hardly different from any other country in the world we all try and influence people to our way of thinking. Of course Jews running the world is an old antisemitic trope that isn't going to die anytime soon and it's easy for people to fall back on.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I'm still mad that September, October, November and December aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months :mad:

:hai:

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