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ricketyvickyt posted:Not the worst Twilight tattoo I’ve ever seen: Is this Loss?
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SheepThrowinBoy posted:Is this Loss? They are the 3 Twilight novels plus I think the weird one that leaked online and went unpublished? Trap sprung!
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Oct 27, 2023 16:37
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wheatpuppy posted:Way way back in the day, I used to watch that tattoo show where she was an apprentice. The only thing I remember about her from the show is the time she decided to get a gold tooth. The whole episode was about her confirming that she really really wanted to do this, got her real tooth filed down to a point, defended her decision to everyone she knew, got the gold tooth installed - and then at the end of the episode she immediately had the gold tooth removed and replaced with a porcelain cap. So basically, I think she is just poo poo at making decisions. I swear I have never intentionally watched any of the gazillion tattoo reality shows that were out there but somehow I clearly remember this episode of all things. 
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Oct 27, 2023 16:41
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You haven’t truly made it until an enormous gatekeeper inks the name of your band on his flesh as an example of poseurism.
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Oct 27, 2023 17:30
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That sure is a whole lot of words just to say "Fuckk eming".
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Oct 27, 2023 17:36
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He managed to pick ink the same color as his veins which is cool
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Oct 27, 2023 17:38
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I bet they don’t even like emo
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Oct 27, 2023 17:47
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i thought sunny day was just "indi" never heard someone call them emo.
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Oct 27, 2023 17:56
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It’s a famous copy pasta. Would make for a better shirt than tattoo for sure.
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Oct 27, 2023 18:05
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American Football?
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Oct 27, 2023 18:31
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I was wondering if it was something like that. I thought it might be a very well done photoshop too. Caring that much about the true origins of the genre of EMO is hard to fathom but this thread has proven there is no idea or joke too ridiculous to become a permanent part of someone’s skin.
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Oct 27, 2023 18:37
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EL BROMANCE posted:It’s a famous copy pasta. Would make for a better shirt than tattoo for sure. Oh, so it's even lamer than I initially thought Crab Dad posted:American Football? They're a band
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Oct 27, 2023 18:38
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whypick1 posted:Oh, so it's even lamer than I initially thought You say that, but if the screed started out "Every morning I wake up and open-palm slam a VHS..." this thread would be going absolutely bonkers. Also American Football has the strongest inverse relationship between drumming talent and singing ability in the history of recorded music, it's worth a listen for that alone. Also they were a huge inspiration to Toe, so at least there's that.
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Oct 27, 2023 20:01
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Shoehead posted:They are the 3 Twilight novels plus I think the weird one that leaked online and went unpublished? Four. There were four Twilight novels Trap sprung
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Oct 27, 2023 20:15
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Happy Landfill posted:Four. There were four Twilight novels I always thought it was a trilogy + Midnight Sun, but I'm wrong. And now I've looked it up and it gives me no pleasure to report that there are 4 main series novels, two side novels and a novella
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Oct 27, 2023 23:01
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Twilight led me into a dating nightmare after meeting a girl at the job I was working at the time, when she brought in a dvd player with one of the movies stuck in it. I hit her with a cheeky little “are you sure you want it back, seems like the player is trying to do you a favour here lol” and she decided that was endearing enough to give me her number unprompted after I fished the disc out. I should have seen the giant Twilight red flag for what it was and steered clear but I was young and stupid.
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Oct 27, 2023 23:34
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History Comes Inside! posted:Twilight led me into a dating nightmare after meeting a girl at the job I was working at the time, when she brought in a dvd player with one of the movies stuck in it. I hit her with a cheeky little “are you sure you want it back, seems like the player is trying to do you a favour here lol” and she decided that was endearing enough to give me her number unprompted after I fished the disc out. "So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That drat smile."
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Oct 28, 2023 00:36
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History Comes Inside! posted:I should have seen the giant Twilight red flag for what it was and steered clear but I was young and stupid. And after many years and much work, I am no longer young. Down a few limbs as well.
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Oct 28, 2023 03:50
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Shoehead posted:I always thought it was a trilogy + Midnight Sun, but I'm wrong. And now I've looked it up and it gives me no pleasure to report that there are 4 main series novels, two side novels and a novella Fun fact: those two side novels are just Book 1 again--one is the first book from Edward's perspective, and the other is the first book with the genders swapped. She's written the same book three times
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Oct 28, 2023 07:17
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Happy Landfill posted:Fun fact: those two side novels are just Book 1 again--one is the first book from Edward's perspective, and the other is the first book with the genders swapped. I mean, David Eddings did it like 12 times and it seemed to work out ok for him.
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Oct 28, 2023 08:53
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Wasabi the J posted:"So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That drat smile." If she liked Twilight, she probably swooned after the op had given her a disgusted look like she was a pile of dog crap somebody brought in, and then rudely mumbled something unintelligible while frowning and rolling his eyes. That's how I recall the romantic ideal of Edward from the movies.
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Oct 28, 2023 13:14
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:And after many years and much work, I am no longer young. A few? 
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Oct 28, 2023 14:44
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Field Mousepad posted:A few? I’ve gotten tattoos on 3/4 possible, I guess. They’re supposed to shed right? Like a lizard or something. Maybe a crab.
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Oct 28, 2023 15:55
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History Comes Inside! posted:Twilight led me into a dating nightmare after meeting a girl at the job I was working at the time, when she brought in a dvd player with one of the movies stuck in it. I hit her with a cheeky little “are you sure you want it back, seems like the player is trying to do you a favour here lol” and she decided that was endearing enough to give me her number unprompted after I fished the disc out. LMAO. I got stuck marathoning Lost in a short lived toxic relationship. thankfully I had lots of weed to get me through it. (it was that or watching VHS tapes about SOURCE ENERGY, which creeped me out so goddamn much)
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Oct 28, 2023 16:04
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steinrokkan posted:If she liked Twilight, she probably swooned after the op had given her a disgusted look like she was a pile of dog crap somebody brought in, and then rudely mumbled something unintelligible while frowning and rolling his eyes. That's how I recall the romantic ideal of Edward from the movies. It's 💯 repressed christian girl sexual energy. I remember just thinking about all the ways I totally thought sex works and what's sexy based on what little TV or whatever I saw and it all makes Twilight's existence make sense when I found out Ms (Mrs?) Meyer was Mormon or something.
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Oct 29, 2023 06:13
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She was married when she wrote the books so presumably she had some real world experience in dating and sex but not that you'd believe reading them.
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Oct 29, 2023 11:53
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Maybe her husband was a real rear end in a top hat Edit: apparently she’s Mormon so there’s that too
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Oct 29, 2023 13:26
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do any of the twilight books feature soaking?
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Oct 29, 2023 14:47
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No they predate soaking in the mainstream by about ten years or so.
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Oct 29, 2023 15:41
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Circle Nine posted:do any of the twilight books feature soaking? No, but the main character is apparently super concerned over the caffeine content of drinks, including soda. (For anyone who doesn't know, Mormons are supposed to avoid caffeine.)
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Oct 29, 2023 16:15
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Kwyndig posted:She was married when she wrote the books so presumably she had some real world experience in dating and sex but not that you'd believe reading them. This is absolutely not true if the dating she had was through the rigid social structures of the church and with a partner who had the same lack of experience.
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Oct 29, 2023 20:56
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LifeSunDeath posted:LMAO. I got stuck marathoning Lost in a short lived toxic relationship. thankfully I had lots of weed to get me through it. What's SOURCE ENERGY?
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Oct 29, 2023 21:50
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Read After Burning posted:No, but the main character is apparently super concerned over the caffeine content of drinks, including soda. maybe it'll feature in the new movies hopefully
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Oct 29, 2023 23:25
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Circle Nine posted:maybe it'll feature in the new movies hopefully you're making GBS threads me, they are making more movies? had a gf who was really into twilight and needless to say, there was a lot of (angsty teenage) drama. it did not end well.
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Oct 30, 2023 11:51
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PurpleXVI posted:What's SOURCE ENERGY? nm what’s source energy with you
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Oct 30, 2023 22:23
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Wasabi the J posted:It's 💯 repressed christian girl sexual energy. The vampire character was a virgin with a permanent literally rock hard boner for 100 years.
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Oct 30, 2023 22:31
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Normally you need to see a doctor if you have a boner lasting more than a few hours. I can't imagine one lasting even one year being pleasant, let alone 100.
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Oct 31, 2023 00:18
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:The vampire character was a virgin with a permanent literally rock hard boner for 100 years. No he just had his last human load on deck the whole time because he never jizzed as a vampire
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Oct 31, 2023 01:24
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Wtf I never read or watched this and now I kinda want to thanks jerks.
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maybeadracula posted:No he just had his last human load on deck the whole time because he never jizzed as a vampire Man that's not how that works. That's not how that works at all.
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