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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's almost like impressions are worthless.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Skill issue

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

goatface posted:

It's almost like impressions are worthless.

or fake

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Unregretted

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Only impressions from the top #1 x.com power user count

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Could someone please just say #Sports? You need to be able to generate at least100mil impressions. You, of course, will be paid the going rate

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

I've noticed something specific about this user's profile pic which might influence Elon's payout

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

A view by Elon probably artificially adds like 1 million impressions, a response 10 million.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Foo Diddley posted:

if someone did this for the C64 i'd buy it for $200

:same:

Gimme some Beachhead and Defenders of the Crown

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Songbearer posted:

I've noticed something specific about this user's profile pic which might influence Elon's payout

Elon plays plenty of Black creators like Zuby and

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ah I see the problem, this guy isn't an overt racist or a dogecoin weirdo

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
Elon is not mad.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1718377971558363217?s=20

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




I refuse to see things from the POV of a billionaire that’s so absolutely pathetic he’s still an unfuckable loser, despite everything.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Icon Of Sin posted:

I refuse to see things from the POV of a billionaire that’s so absolutely pathetic he’s still an unfuckable loser, despite everything.

Turning down a 3some for anything else than Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is shameful.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


The Republican that just got elected as Speaker of the House is actually a Democrat psy op. Please ignore that every Republican voted for him and every Democrat voted against him.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Icon Of Sin posted:

I refuse to see things from the POV of a billionaire that’s so absolutely pathetic he’s still an unfuckable loser, despite everything.

Elon - I'm concerned about population collapse, free speech, and purity of the races. This is why I post 5000 a day, and am looking at Mars to build future civilizations.

Other billionaires - I just rent out $15k escorts and sniff gold flake cocaine off their orifices with my spouse.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
elon is a coward for allowing long form tweets but also not forcing people to see them in full on their timeline

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Circle Nine posted:

elon is a coward for allowing long form tweets but also not forcing people to see them in full on their timeline

elon is a coward because he spent $44 billion to buy a company because he was being bullied on the internet

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
The impossible has happened, Elon had a good idea:

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status...%5Es1_&ref_url=

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol he'll tweak that or walk it back within a week

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
So that's the revenue on every advertiser remaining just dead and gone for starters, half of them are Noted already.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Can't people just Note anything?. Do they have the staff to deal with Note spamming?

I don't know how it works

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

maybeadracula posted:

Can't people just Note anything?. Do they have the staff to deal with Note spamming?

I don't know how it works

You've already put more thought into this than he did

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



yeah it’s literally just a gotcha to not have to pay people like he said he would

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Supposedly a note only goes live when people from both "sides" agree. Dunno how they go about determining who is who though.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Finding good ways not to pay people

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

kazil posted:

Supposedly a note only goes live when people from both "sides" agree. Dunno how they go about determining who is who though.

Nazis AND pedophiles?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


interesting. i see now how elon loves being noted!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Can't wait to sue the meat packing plant for safety violations using X! The Everything App!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Notes are on the chopping block. They'll be removed, a newer better feature will be promised but never delivered because Elon will get into an online slap fight with some random joxter.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


been a year and they still haven't caught the secret lib coder that's shadowbanning all the true patriots

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
why doesn't Elon just buy the website that is causing him so much trouble?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"This isn't true, but the fact that I believed it could be true really says something, doesn't it?"

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/lindayaX/status/1718724639390621707?t=5P1OEUn-kk_hyZ-wn5yx8A&s=19

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

redshirt posted:

Unregretted

Have they made a horror movie based on X the everything app yet?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

E the Shaggy posted:

The impossible has happened, Elon had a good idea:

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status...%5Es1_&ref_url=

Don't forget that Elon wants notes to use sources he trusts, so nothing actually accurate will be reported

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

They would pick Aaron Rogers' team

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I like how there's entire generations of technical twitter dipshits that couldn't stick with the simple logic of "more followers == more reach" so there's all this weird :rolleyes:ALGORITHM:rolleyes: poo poo that's baked into twitter's stack. And even more funnier, the current husk of X's technical staff can't unfuck it but can add more layers to the poo poo because that will somehow make it better.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


"What if they think I mean the airplane? Better edit a football emoji in there"

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wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE

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