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PhazonLink posted:my loving god imagine sock puppeting you moms account to say how sexy your halloween outfit was last year no The Awesomesaurus posted:They fuckin yes
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explosivo posted:It's funny how little anyone gives a poo poo about what the CEO (?) of formerlytwitternowX has to say. I mean how could you possibly but even still it's a real low amount of impressions for someone arguably in the public eye. Also I just looked at her account to see what her actual position is and her job/position/affiliation with X isn't mentioned anywhere on there, lol. Better believe she mentions a #sports though. he forgot when you appoint someone to make it look like you're not making all the decisions you're supposed to shut up. The 'ol boy can't stop posting
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Oct 30, 2023 01:06
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Steadiman posted:Also, while I’m sure Twitter’s code is a lot more complex than I, a non computer toucher, can imagine, it’s also still just a social media site and I can’t see how the code for filtering and such can be that complicated to find and figure out for the engineers/coders that still work there. Given he shitcanned 75% of the staff, it’s very possible all the institutional knowledge is gone. Then add in the remaining people may not be good enough to untangle the systems. AND if you tell Elon something he doesn’t want to hear he just fires you.
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Crackbone posted:Given he shitcanned 75% of the staff, it’s very possible all the institutional knowledge is gone. Then add in the remaining people may not be good enough to untangle the systems. AND if you tell Elon something he doesn’t want to hear he just fires you. pre-elon, twitter was reasonably open about a lot of its internal workings. here's an article saying there's about a million lines of code involved, trending down https://blog.twitter.com/engineering/en_us/topics/infrastructure/2017/the-infrastructure-behind-twitter-scale  it's not small, but also not obscene for an app of this size. it wouldn't take a huge team to trace through most "shadowblocking" scenarios. musk is implying there's a bunch of hidden code somewhere that they don't have access to ... which is just not how it works. once he bought the company he has the keys to the kingdom and could get into everything that's possibly in scope short of some secret squirrel backdoors put in by malicious woke developers. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Oct 30, 2023 |
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Oct 30, 2023 01:22
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FlamingLiberal posted:I feel like I just said recently that those banks holding all of that debt need to get out of it, and it's a little late now Not the first time it was posted but still haunting.
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Oct 30, 2023 02:01
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temple posted:Not the first time it was posted but still haunting. i wonder what they look like when you scrye them
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Oct 30, 2023 02:03
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Buster Bluth had more dignity than this in the Motherboy competitions.
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Oct 30, 2023 02:11
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lol at that dude getting paid $1 per million impressions. not that anyone was probably confusing twitter engagement as worth, like, anything at all, but that's still hilariously fuckin low like there's media/social media platforms where people are making livelihoods off of a total reach that is orders of magnitude less than that Herstory Begins Now fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Oct 30, 2023 |
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Oct 30, 2023 02:14
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Steadiman posted:Also, while I’m sure Twitter’s code is a lot more complex than I, a non computer toucher, can imagine, it’s also still just a social media site and I can’t see how the code for filtering and such can be that complicated to find and figure out for the engineers/coders that still work there. This is parody but in some ways comes scarily close to the truth of working in an enterprise codebase. https://youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ?si=RfsAGgUxHO82l2m2
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MrQwerty posted:i wonder what they look like when you scrye them 
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kazil posted:did they ever get to the bottom of what's going on with Hunter's hog? There is no bottom, that thing hangs fuckin low
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Oct 30, 2023 02:46
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:pre-elon, twitter was reasonably open about a lot of its internal workings. here's an article saying there's about a million lines of code involved, trending down "secret code doing bad stuff " was a very effective way to pass blame when he first bought it and was playing the white knight here to save free speech. Now that he's had it for a year, pretending there's mountains of rogue code just makes his team look incompetent.
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Oct 30, 2023 02:52
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Elon's ongoing con is convincing stupid people he's smart Anyone who has even sniffed a piece of code would know that after a year if you can't find something, it doesn't exist and he's just lying
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Oct 30, 2023 02:53
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Squibbles posted:This is parody but in some ways comes scarily close to the truth of working in an enterprise codebase.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Elon's ongoing con is convincing stupid people he's smart
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Oct 30, 2023 03:26
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If the code isn't woke, then the blue checks are just boring fucks and that can't possibly be true
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Oct 30, 2023 03:28
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kazil posted:If the code isn't woke, then the blue checks are just boring fucks and that can't possibly be true The Twitter code is actually the first sentient being to go woke and Elon bravely stopped it from continuing to spread the woke mind virus
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Oct 30, 2023 03:31
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kazil posted:did they ever get to the bottom of what's going on with Hunter's hog? thats parts 226 - 385
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https://x.com/HumzaYousaf/status/1717839073371451790?s=20 E: context is Musk signal-boosting racist edits of Yousaf calling-out racism. Juliet Whisky fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Oct 30, 2023 |
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Oct 30, 2023 03:37
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Honestly, I suspect many people itt of being woke I'm making a list
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Oct 30, 2023 03:42
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everyone is posting while woke, it's shameful
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Oct 30, 2023 03:47
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Well, it's a virus, what can you do. It's not like some sort of 'vaccine' would do anything but kill you.
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Oct 30, 2023 03:49
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I went to pick up my Niece from school, and I caught a bad case of the Woke from those little brats.
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Oct 30, 2023 04:31
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Elon's ongoing con is convincing stupid people he's smart He’s going to prove how smart he is in one year, definitely.
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Oct 30, 2023 04:50
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Steadiman posted:the engineers/coders that still work there. I think I found the problem.
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Oct 30, 2023 04:56
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it may be a lie, but imagine its true
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Oct 30, 2023 05:20
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how come he looks like an accidentally gay Dracula. Like he meant to dress up as Iron Man, but accidentally was a gay version of Gary Oldman as Dracula
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also it took a while to realize that was a man behind him, not his hand on his mother's shoulder
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kazil posted:
and that hes a christian fascist
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how come he looks like an accidentally gay Dracula. Like he meant to dress up as Iron Man, but accidentally was a gay version of Gary Oldman as Dracula Theres a <whispers> straight Dracula?
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Barudak posted:Theres a <whispers> straight Dracula? I'm imaging what if Carl from ATHF was exactly the same but just happened to be a vampire.
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Crackbone posted:Given he shitcanned 75% of the staff, it’s very possible all the institutional knowledge is gone. Then add in the remaining people may not be good enough to untangle the systems. AND if you tell Elon something he doesn’t want to hear he just fires you. 
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Barudak posted:Theres a <whispers> straight Dracula? his name is Voldemort
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Elon's ongoing con is convincing stupid people he's smart This happens every time he talks to actual experts. They all instantly realize he's a moron that's bullshitting, but then remember he has infinite money that could fund something they like and proceed to ignore how stupid he is
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Sir Tonk posted:This happens every time he talks to actual experts. They all instantly realize he's a moron that's bullshitting, but then remember he has infinite money that could fund something they like and proceed to ignore how stupid he is
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Herstory Begins Now posted:lol at that dude getting paid $1 per million impressions. not that anyone was probably confusing twitter engagement as worth, like, anything at all, but that's still hilariously fuckin low Remember that it only counts impressions from other verified people: 
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SimonChris posted:Remember that it only counts impressions from other verified people: So basically a pyramid scheme?
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