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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
a lil fucky wucky

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Shame Boy posted:

i've got a secret

i've been hiding

under my skin



Shame ₿oy

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Who is this Zane? Some crypto maximalist?

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719004439871177161?t=ebH4Gzan_LpdwIf0Cs0o5w&s=19

googling, first result: https://bs.linkedin.com/in/zane-tackett-48914435 . His ftx job description:

"Make clients happy (until the end, things got a bit rough at the end)"

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

posting on the leet page

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.




i will never do investment with my customer's assets

caroline, do investment with my customer's assets


e: leet page for smol sam :frogc00l:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

notwithoutmyanus posted:

Who is this Zane? Some crypto maximalist?

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719004439871177161?t=ebH4Gzan_LpdwIf0Cs0o5w&s=19

googling, first result: https://bs.linkedin.com/in/zane-tackett-48914435 . His ftx job description:

"Make clients happy (until the end, things got a bit rough at the end)"

in zane in the membrane

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

https://x.com/innercitypress/status/1719008101758554267?s=20

time for the good part!

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.


SBF is still trying to deny this? Or is he trying to play semantics?

"We didn't invest customer assets, we paid our outstanding Alameda liabilities with customer assets."

DJ Burette
Jan 6, 2010
i'm looking forward to him rambling so much on cross that the judge is forced to imprison him to save the juries sanity

DJ Burette
Jan 6, 2010

Crackbone posted:

SBF is still trying to deny this? Or is he trying to play semantics?

"We didn't invest customer assets, we paid our outstanding Alameda liabilities with customer assets."

Trying to understand the defence is pointless as it makes no sense as soon as you engage your brain even a little

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

setting the over-under for "Objection" "overruled" at 5.5. as well as a prop bet for "sam cries on the stand" at -200.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Trillhouse posted:

setting the over-under for "Objection" "overruled" at 5.5. as well as a prop bet for "sam cries on the stand" at -200.

I'm going to parlay that with "sam's mom gets out of her seat"

DJ Burette
Jan 6, 2010
what are the odds that sam smells some shrimp from the stand and assaults security in an attempt to eat them?

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

AUSA Sassoon: You would not say you were not involved at all in Alameda trading?
SBF: Depends what you mean by trading.
AUSA: You were receiving information about Alameda throughout 2022?
SBF: Yes.
AUSA: You were not walled off, right?
SBF: I was not
AUSA Sassoon: You met with Caroline Ellison and Sam Trabucco?
SBF: Yes.
AUSA: You can input on trading decisions, yes?
SBF: Yes.
AUSA: You were in a chat group called Vertex?
SBF: Yes.
...
AUSA: You did an interview with Mario Nawfal on Twitter Spaces on Dec 22, 2022?
SBF: I did a few
AUSA: You told Mario Nawful you were not involved?
SBF: I don't remember that
AUSA: We off GX 2508 and 2508T.
Judge Kaplan: Received.
Audio plays: SBF says, I was intentionally not getting involved due to a concern about conflict of interest

at least the prosecution's strategy is easier to understand. this mfer lies constantly!

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
right into my veins
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719014674744639549
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719015165927076228
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719016670667149721

vortmax fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Oct 30, 2023

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

the ausa can unhinge her jaw (i will continue to use this phraseology, deal) and have a little sbf, as a treat

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
AUSA Sassoon: You were arrested in December, right?
SBF: Yep.
AUSA: You dug a hole, right?
SBF: Yep.
AUSA: You understood it was important to dig a really deep hole, correct?
SBF: As deep as I could.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

AUSA Sasoon: Look at this, The Fantastic Three... You did not know that Caroline Ellison would be cooperating with the government, correct?
SBF: Yes.
AUSA: You didn't know the government had a search warrant for your Google account?
SBF: I suspected.

oh hell yes, i think we're about to find out what sammy was googling.

edit: oh just casually logging into my ex-girlfriend's google drive account and saving her plea deal.

Trillhouse fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Oct 30, 2023

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Trillhouse posted:

AUSA Sasoon: Look at this, The Fantastic Three... You did not know that Caroline Ellison would be cooperating with the government, correct?
SBF: Yes.
AUSA: You didn't know the government had a search warrant for your Google account?
SBF: I suspected.

oh hell yes, i think we're about to find out what sammy was googling.

edit: oh just casually logging into my ex-girlfriend's google drive account and saving her plea deal.

shrimp paste vegan
shrimp methamphetamine interaction
if a shrimp has an amphetamine patch on does that mean the shrimp is vegan

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719016670667149721

"I only expected some of my crimes to be revealed"

and

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719021646097403981


Edit: ouch, Sasson is just peeling the skin off one layer at a time.

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719023088904421414

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Slam Dunkman-Tried

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

notwithoutmyanus posted:

Has anyone taken the what in the butt song and incorporated Bitcoin?

i did once, but my knowledge of the song is very minimal so it was just "what what in the butt(coin)"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719025273985704298

i love my gamer son :allears:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

aww yeah here it comes

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719025541108453519

if you can't see it:

quote:

AUSA: Did you say on Twitter that your support for regulation was contingent on protecting customers?
SBF: I don't remember.
AUSA: But in private you said, F*ck regulators, right?
SBF: I said that once.
AUSA: You said it was P.R.
SBF: I said something like that

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
saying "i don't recall" doesn't really work very well when they have audio clips of you doing it sammy

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Sam is a man of many words.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



has anyone said "buttcoin" (in a theatrical voice) yet?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
is there or will there be audio of sam speaking in a theatrical voice

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

there will likely not because it's federal court and there are no recording devices which is a drat shame.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Carthag Tuek posted:

has anyone said "buttcoin" (in a theatrical voice) yet?

I think that's Bitconnect, we just need Sam to sing it.

Edit: goddamn, judge is pissed.

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719027631201432024

text version:

AUSA Sassoon: You testified that FTX's risk model would work well in the US?
SBF: Some aspects of it.
AUSA: GX 2583.
Judge Kaplan: For its truth?
AUSA: It's the defendant's own statement. And we don't think it's accurate.
Judge: Not for its truth, then.

notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Oct 30, 2023

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

sam seems to be struggling with the concept that if you did something some of the time, or maybe even just once, that still means you did it

DJ Burette
Jan 6, 2010
this seems to be fairly disastrous, he remembers things perfectly up until the moment the answer is bad, at which point he suddenly has an attack of forgetfulness and instantly cannot recall anything

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

qirex posted:

sam seems to be struggling with the concept that if you did something some of the time, or maybe even just once, that still means you did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM&t=58s

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

kw0134 posted:

there will likely not because it's federal court and there are no recording devices which is a drat shame.

i wonder if someone won't be able to smuggle a recording device into the overflow room

bag checks must be pretty thorough since its sdny and not a county courthouse in an empty part of alaska, but we can still hope

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
the leet page is definitely delivering

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023


more like Sham Bankrun-Fraud

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

DJ Burette posted:

this seems to be fairly disastrous, he remembers things perfectly up until the moment the answer is bad, at which point he suddenly has an attack of forgetfulness and instantly cannot recall anything
im digging his oh-so-clever noncommittal answers: "sometimes", "it depends on the context", "some aspects of it", etc

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

FMguru posted:

im digging his oh-so-clever noncommittal answers: "sometimes", "it depends on the context", "some aspects of it", etc

He's definitely feeling the heat.

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719032709429731731

Text:

AUSA: Do you deny Alameda had some accounts with the Allow Negative flag?
SBF: No.
AUSA: Do you deny that Alameda could withdraw billions with out the risk of being liquidated?
SBF: That might be right.
AUSA: You don't deny it.
SBF: I don't deny it, no.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
did you commit fraud

maybe a bit, by certain definitions, maybe

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1719033230811075030

youre not the only one, sassoon!! lol

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