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bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH
I'm voting for Hearty Meals purely on the contingency of cocaine pills.

If we go with the meals, can we get access to gruel once the food starts to run low?

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Remalle
Feb 12, 2020


bbcisdabomb posted:

I'm voting for Hearty Meals purely on the contingency of cocaine pills.

If we go with the meals, can we get access to gruel once the food starts to run low?
No, they're mutually exclusive. Both of them lead to coke, though.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Public house

BassMug
Jul 19, 2022
Coke pills are the most period thing ever, and I loving love it :allears:

Remalle
Feb 12, 2020


IEC Site 113 Progress Report #001

0700. We have arrived at the Construction Site with our full complement of labourers healthy and ready to begin construction. The foundations of Site 113 appear to have been prepared exactly as ordered. Construction materials were not properly stored and catalogued before the initial labour force was disengaged. The time spent correcting this failing will put us behind schedule by an unknown amount.


Sir, our employer, the Imperial Exploration Company, has prepared the site for us. Besides digging the enormous shaft for the underground part of the Generator, they left some construction materials behind to get us started.
We should set up camp and clear the area around the shaft to make space for the construction facilities.


Our first priorities are to prepare the site and prepare the infrastructure which will facilitate the construction of the Generator. It is currently 10 degrees centigrade and we enjoyed a hearty meal before disembarking the ships that brought us here. The assembly of shelter and food infrastructure will be pushed back by one day.



In order to improve motivation among the labour force, a vote was taken. The most common request was to have a regulation Public House built, a frivolity which will make up for its own resource cost with labour efficiency excited by heightened morale.



I have designated the space up to a radius of ten Imperial yards away from the foundational aperture to be occupied by construction-related buildings only. Edifices such as the Public House must be erected outside of this radius, whereas Gathering Posts will be placed within it as they are directly contributing to construction efforts at this time.


0923. Work began at 0800 sharp after nearly all of the unskilled labour force were assigned to material collection duties. The Gathering Post that was built will multiply the efficiency of this endeavour.


The remainder, mostly skilled technicians and engineers, will soon be given workshop space to improve the efficiency of our efforts over time.



In compensation for having to sleep on the ground tonight, IEC employees will have their recreational Public House built early.


1527. In order to expedite on-site research, all available avenues have been organized into three categories: Generator Construction, Food and Health, and Resources. Improvements in each will be critical to ensure the success of this project.


Allows us to build a Profiles Manufacture and produce Structural Profiles required to build the Generator.

Our first objective in Generator Construction will be to build a Profiles Manufacture, where unskilled workers will be able to produce components for the Generator according to a prepared template.


Allows us to build Foragers' Quarters and form a team of foragers.

In order to secure food we will have a foraging team find a semi-permanent food source off-site to bring us raw ingredients, which will be rendered on-site.




Allows us to build Docks and unload resources from ships.

Thanks to better tools and methods, resources from piles of Coal, Wood and Steel will be gathered 10% faster.

Allows us to build Sawmills.


On-site food production will be achieved through means of fishing docks constructed right off our nearby shoreline. Wood will be extracted from the surrounding forests. However, in order to get progress back on schedule our first priority is to clear the job site as quickly and efficiently as possible.


1714. According to my projections, efficient gathering techniques and a second gathering post will ensure the job site should be clear by tomorrow.


It is also likely some of the labourers will fall ill overnight as they sleep out in the cool air. A medical post will see to getting them back to work as quickly as possible.


As the first workday ends, people start gathering in small groups to chat or play cards. A couple of workers are throwing rocks down the huge central shaft. "Deep, ain't it? And to think we have to work down there."
Out of boredom, or maybe to exorcise their fears, more workers join in. Soon, rocks start raining down the hole. This might be dangerous, but... the camp offers very little other entertainment.


1900. Some of the workers took to unproductive forms of recreation. They were reminded that the Public House exists for the purpose of productive recreation and encouraged to seek their entertainment at the sanctioned establishment.



0100. To discourage such destructive behaviours another vote will be taken. The labour force responded positively to the last such activity. I believe morale will continue to improve so long as such liberties are afforded.



Nothing relieves tension better than watching a few rounds of an all-out slugfest.

Our hard-working people deserve all the relief we can provide, and some of them yearn for the pleasures of the flesh.


The construction of "The Hole," as the Public House is now colloquially known, has afforded us new opportunities for sanctioned recreational activities.

Which Law do you wish to see enacted?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
House of Pleasure, aka "The Other Hole".

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
Bath House saunas before roofs I suppose

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

House of Pleasure

ChaosDragon
Jul 13, 2014
Bath House

Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011
Time to bathe.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Bath House. Get everyone scrubbed clean.

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense
Bath House

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Bath timeLet us cleanse the flesh before we sully it, one way or the other

stryth
Apr 7, 2018

Got bread?
GIVE BREADS!
Bath house, let people find their nookie on their own.

BassMug
Jul 19, 2022
Bath house, because cleanliness is next to cocaine (in the dictionary.)

Remalle
Feb 12, 2020


IEC Site 113 Progress Report #002

0103. Results of the poll taken of the workers have been tallied.



The majority of respondants cited cleanliness and lack thereof as the biggest priority.


Regulation Bath Houses will be provided in order to mitigate this concern.



Sir, a few of our people got a cold from sleeping on the ground. We should provide them with some kind of accomodations, if only because this might impact our efficiency in the long run.

0442. Three IEC employees have taken ill from sleeping out in the chill air. A medical tent has already been assembled and a team of medics is reassigned from research to return them to work as soon as possible. Sleeping accomodations will be provided for all employees within two days.


1016. Research of faster gathering techniques is completed behind schedule due to aforementioned reassignment of research team. Priority is given to developing a sawmill design to source on-site lumber.


1115. Cookhouse is designated to be built to convert on-hand raw food units. Priority labour allocation continues to be gathering of construction material and simultaneous clearing of the job site.


1540. Sawmills allow for lumber harvesting following depletion of wood piles. Workshop precedence is redirected to off-site food acquisition.


1648. Resource collection is nearly finished but will not be completed on schedule. Nevertheless, a gathering post is deemed redundant and disassembled. New projections show Profiles Manufacture production will begin as early as tomorrow.


1917. Construction of employee housing has begun. Motivation and discontent remain a concern. Although a bathhouse has not yet been requisitioned it has been decided that another vote will be taken.



We could house more people if we cut the space allowance a bit, although nobody is going to be happy about it.

We could make our people happy, providing them with more space in their living quarters at the cost of reduced housing capacity.


New available laws concern the allocation of space in our upcoming housing facilities.

For the sake of efficiency, all IEC employees are now requested to vote for up to three (3) items, inclusive.

Which Law(s) do you wish to see enacted?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Hearty Meals, Comfortable Quarters, Radical Treatment

The workers are going to face some pretty harsh conditions in the weeks ahead, and they're going to need to some creature comforts and cutting-edge healthcare to keep them going.

This also counts as a vote for Cocaine Pills.

ChaosDragon
Jul 13, 2014
Do we have the laws that we can use?

Hearty Meals, Comfortable Quarters, Repatriation of Bodies

Mechanical Ape
Aug 7, 2007

But yes, occasionally I am known to smash.
Bare-Knuckle Brawls and Sustain Life. Let this lot keep their limbs, so they can use them to punch each other. That way everybody wins.

BassMug
Jul 19, 2022
Comfortable Quarters, Streets of Rage Bare Knuckle, Radical Treatment

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

GrandTheftAutism posted:

Hearty Meals, Comfortable Quarters, Radical Treatment

The workers are going to face some pretty harsh conditions in the weeks ahead, and they're going to need to some creature comforts and cutting-edge healthcare to keep them going.

This also counts as a vote for Cocaine Pills.

Agreed

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
Chapel, Evening Service, Radical Treatment

stryth
Apr 7, 2018

Got bread?
GIVE BREADS!
Hearty Meals, Comfortable Quarters, Chapel

May as well get that motivation nice and high for when thing get really crappy.

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
Repatriation, Radical Treatment, Crowded Housing Crowded Housing in time for our current objective of course. Ideally we would have them sleep in coffins and combine the costs but alas...

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Bare knuckles, comfortable quarters, Chapel

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense

BassMug posted:

Comfortable Quarters, Streets of Rage Bare Knuckle, Radical Treatment

This

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Hearty Meals. Cocaine Pills, Bare knuckle brawls

Remalle
Feb 12, 2020


IEC Site 113 Progress Report #003

1933. Poll results demonstrate a marked preference towards more spacious living accomodations among employees. Accordingly, capacity for tents built to standard specifications will be capped at eighty per cent.



The need to build additional tents within the time frame previously negotiated with employees will put the project behind schedule by another day. Motivation-based increases to efficiency are still anticipated.


2107. The first employee lodging units are fit for habitation and eight people are duly assigned to new quarters.



0415. The decreased number of sick absences due to increased housing availability this night will be of benefit.



As the camp wakes up under dark rain clouds, the mood among our people turns gloomy. "Nobody told us we'll be sent to the end of nowhere!", they grumble. "There is nothing for us to do here but work!"
And they are going to stay a while in this remote, cold, miserable place. If you don't keep their motivation up, the efficiency will suffer.


0605. Being roused by a cold rainfall has precipitated a fresh round of discontent from unhoused employees. Completion of lodgment for remaining employees is of high priority. Regardless, morale will continue to fall steadily as ennui sets in.



0831. Of highest priority is ensuring all IEC employees have work to do at all times. A gathering post is set up near the large coal deposits. A sawmill is prepared as well.



1106. Food rations are now ready for consumption but a consistent source of raw food is needed. A forager's quarters may be sufficient, dependent on local surroundings.


1359. Secondary preference in prior poll was for radical treatment of gravely ill.



1654. Construction of profiles manufacture is now possible but must be delayed in favour of current priority construction.


1721. Construction site is now fully cleared and Generator assembly may begin at any time.


Everyone needs a roof, if only a flapping one, over their head. Your people look forward to well-deserved rest.

0032. By means of disassembly of redundant infrastructure enough lumber is made available to house all employees. Motivation has risen.


0608. Motivation has fallen.


0800. As a clear third place preference was not established in the previous vote another will be taken. New laws available for selection include Extra Rations for the Ill, Overcrowding, and Care House.

Which Law(s) do you wish to see enacted?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Hearty meals and cocaine.

BassMug
Jul 19, 2022
Hearty Meals, Bare Knuckle, Care House

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
Care House

ChaosDragon
Jul 13, 2014
Hearty meals

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense
Hearty meals

Mechanical Ape
Aug 7, 2007

But yes, occasionally I am known to smash.

The Lone Badger posted:

Hearty meals and cocaine.

"All this and we get paid too!"

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Hearty Meals, Cocaine, Bare Knuckle

Remalle
Feb 12, 2020


IEC Site 113 Progress Report #004

0812. The clear frontrunners in the latest all-hands voting session were for hearty meals and cocaine pills. As these are certain to have a direct positive impact on morale and efficiency both proposals were given the stamp of approval.



The first of the new laws enacted will not take effect until a new source of raw food has been obtained. The workers are looking forward to it.



1032. New sawmills are placed to ensure the income of lumber does not slow.


You overhear two workers arguing over the reality of the global cooling: "You really believe this end-of-the-world rubbish? Me, I'm just here for the money. When we're done with this mad scheme, I can move my family out of St. Giles." "Well, then you're a fool, because you'll all die when the frost comes." He turns to you. "Ain't it the truth, sir?"

Some of the employees are experiencing doubts with regard to the urgency of our objective. Gentle words of assurance were applied to remedy.



1331. Construction of profiles manufacture is now underway. Work will soon be back on schedule.


1602. Profiles manufacture is complete and assembly of first structural profile is initiated.




We could give people cocaine pills with their breakfast to make them work harder.

0202. Cocaine hydrochloride powder will be made available each morning to boost productivity and strengthen employees' minds and bodies.


0908. As highest priorities have been completed, a bathhouse will now be built in accordance with one of the earliest on-site laws signed.


0910. With the completion of design of Docks, all initially available research options have been exhausted.


0945. Fifteen IEC labourers are granted off-site passes to search for a new food source.



The construction site of Generator 113. Hopefully, the future safe home for us and our children.

Numerous reindeer tracks lead towards a dark point on the horizon.


Evidence of a large herd of reindeer has been spotted a half-day's travel away. The foragers are sent to investigate.


An engineer complains to you: "Sir, it seems I've been mistakenly lodged in a tent full of workers. Now you see, I don't have anything against workers, but they're quite loud and, well, they sort of smell. Could you make sure that I get moved to an engineers' tent?"

1002. In order to prevent potential tensions between skilled and unskilled employee grades, lodgings will now be segregated.



1042. IEC supply shipments from the mainland will be available pending completion of compatible dock and proprietary vessel unloading system.



Bath House has been built. Now people can take care of their hygiene needs.

1249. Bathing facilities are now open for all IEC employees regardless of grade.


Sir, an engineer came forward complaining that some people use the Bath House... for sex.
"Animals! With the noises they make it is impossible to relax. Will you put an end to this depravity?"


1402. Unforeseen unsanctioned recreational activities were reported in the bathing facilities. The IEC Supervisor's Manual has no recommended response for this scenario and so nothing will be done unless requested by a majority of employees.




1427. Basic docks have been built, and a flag signal sent to nearby waiting support ships requesting steel shipments.




Now that we have built the basic resource infrastructure, we can set about bringing more people and Steam Cores from England. To do this we have to build the Telegraph Station.

To facilitate communications more effective than flag signals a telegraph station is required. In particular this will clear my desk of the backlog of unsent progress reports.



2003. Critical infrastructure having been established, generator construction may now begin in earnest. Another vote will be taken among the work force in celebration. Currently available options are Chapel, On-Site Burials or Repatriation of Bodies, Overcrowding or Extra Rations for the Ill, Care House, Bare-Knuckle Bouts, and House of Pleasure. Dependent on previous choices are the options Evening Service (from Chapel), Ceremonial Funerals (from On-Site Burials), Company Funerals (from Repatriation of Bodies), and Prostheses Shipments or Medical Repatriation (from Chapel).

Which Law(s) do you wish to see enacted?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Care House seems important.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Fornicators, in the bath house?! Unacceptable

House of Pleasure

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

House of pleasure, we can add a bath house in there though

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habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
Chapel followed by prosthetic shipments I think we missed our chance to staff the House of Pleasure with... on site talent.

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