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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ddinkins posted:

someone find out his account name here

I was p sure his username was Iron Crowned until today

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:06

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 07:46

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Megamissen posted:

(ring of dishonor, so it gets an asterix)

A gaping asterisk

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:15

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

ddinkins posted:

drat, sorry I missed it all. I'll be sure to watch the VOD later. anyway, I'm glad to see we have a new wrestler in Roman Reigns. someone find out his account name here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=123243

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:17

Namtab: Feb 22, 2010

TheSwizzler posted:

I have been informed that Roman Reigns was in fact hired by Kild to appear with the intention of claiming that it was Kild in a Halloween costume. SAW Legal Team is on the case, a decision will be made witin the next week.

There is literally no rule or law against doing this. I argue that Roman Reigns and Kild are contractually the same person now

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:21

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=123243

well poo poo. there it is

Grassy Knowles posted:

I was p sure his username was Iron Crowned until today

lol

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# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:22

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

THE BIG DOG (disliker)

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:24

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

Furnaceface posted:

You did it, good job Goku.

honest mistake. thats akuma or gouki depending on what nomenclature you want. goku's kind of similar to gouki.

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:27

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

TheSwizzler posted:

I have been informed that Roman Reigns was in fact hired by Kild to appear with the intention of claiming that it was Kild in a Halloween costume. SAW Legal Team is on the case, a decision will be made witin the next week.

there's precedent. virgil's still here dude even if you want to wish him out of existence.

# ? Oct 30, 2023 02:29

rox: Sep 7, 2016

Megamissen posted:

as far as titles go,
it was the first time the kawaii and larryweight belts switched hands, and the first sucessful singles world title defence
but in a very impressive display, this was cavauros 8th won pyf title match (two won as challenger and six defences)
the closest following are leadthumb at 4 (larryweight) and filthyimp also at 4* (ring of dishonor, so it gets an asterix)

cav is a wrestling machine in both a literal and metaphorical sense

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:19

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

CubicalSucrose posted:

We ride together, we die together. FurnaceFace eliminated my SA Mafia compatriot ilmucche and didn't even win the belt.

Deathmatch to FurnaceFace.

Oh sure wait until I spend/lose all my sawbucks so I cant retaliate. :mad:

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:24

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

CubicalSucrose posted:

We ride together, we die together. FurnaceFace eliminated my SA Mafia compatriot ilmucche and didn't even win the belt.

Deathmatch to FurnaceFace.

My man

Carlos Sainz finished 4th today and so did I

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:29

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Bastard Tetris posted:

Clawing my way back from hell to say great stream!

welcome back from hell, you might be stuck as a zombie

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:38

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

Furnaceface posted:

Oh sure wait until I spend/lose all my sawbucks so I cant retaliate.

deathmatch debuts are a thing of beauty

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:51

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Furnaceface posted:

Oh sure wait until I spend/lose all my sawbucks so I cant retaliate.

W T Fits survived a BFC deathmatch and has come out ~~stronger~~ stranger than ever. Plus, BTris got to roast a pig. This could be a win/win for you.

# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:58

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

"Hoo boy, long day, I wonder how the PPV went, let me just dial up the Rumble and see how I did..."

# ? Oct 30, 2023 04:16

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

TheSwizzler posted:

Thanks for watching! I want to thank our contributors who deserve a standing ovation:

Megamissen, Lead Producer: Responsible for basically all of the video promos and skits, as well as organizing things and forcing some order to the chaos.

Stone Cold 64, Co-founder: Creates belts and incredible arenas, as well as guiding the big picture direction of the show

tawal, Creative: Fantastic character creation (all anime-derived characters) and creative direction

Roxy, community manager: Does what nobody else dares, running twitch bets and moderation

Wiggly Wayne DDS, Technical Consultant: Archiving and some huge help with technical questions.

KungFuGrip, Talent Development: Creating insane CAWs

Hazamuth, Marketing: Sick AF posters and banner ads.

absolutely incredible work y'all, especially the PPV CAW glow-ups, which were, every single one of them, spectacular

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:10

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

gonna be humming that hosed up ihop song for a week thanks

# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:11

Zoya: Jun 12, 2023; echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

explosivo posted:

gonna be humming that hosed up ihop song for a week thanks

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:23

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Crescent Wrench posted:

"Hoo boy, long day, I wonder how the PPV went, let me just dial up the Rumble and see how I did..."

To go toe to toe with DA BIG DAWG (woof woof), perhaps I underestimated your power, cardassian

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# ? Oct 30, 2023 06:30

Bastard Tetris: Apr 27, 2005; L-Shaped; Nap Ghost

KungFu Grip posted:

welcome back from hell, you might be stuck as a zombie

If Taylor Swift can have a zombie era so can I

# ? Oct 30, 2023 07:00

Goon Boots: Feb 2, 2020

ghosthorse posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2023 08:35

Kild: Apr 24, 2010

I'm in my roman reigns era

# ? Oct 30, 2023 19:43

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

download a strangely but undoubtedly existent roman reigns CAW and give him the hat

# ? Oct 30, 2023 19:45

biosterous: Feb 23, 2013

Kild posted:

I'm in my roman reigns era

further proof that anime corrupts

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 30, 2023 19:59

biosterous: Feb 23, 2013

Megamissen posted:

seriously what is that, was this ever answered

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 30, 2023 19:59

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

biosterous posted:

seriously what is that, was this ever answered

# ? Oct 30, 2023 20:03

Kild: Apr 24, 2010

biosterous posted:

seriously what is that, was this ever answered

when you tapped but she still pinning

# ? Oct 30, 2023 20:21

biosterous: Feb 23, 2013

all this time it was a very good dog, and i was blind to it

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 30, 2023 23:39

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

gently caress, i love the columbo banner ad so so much

Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

# ? Oct 31, 2023 01:47

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

I know this week are themed special matches so is everything random for tomorrows show?

# ? Oct 31, 2023 05:01

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

KungFu Grip posted:

I know this week are themed special matches so is everything random for tomorrows show?

i think the cthulu carl vs zodium vs ohtori akio match for the larryweight belt is tomorrow

# ? Oct 31, 2023 05:18

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

is Harold alive. if not, by royal decree make it so

ty sub-actuality for av & the kins for sig

# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:26

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

GAME OVER

RETURN OF HAROLD

# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:29

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:41

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

TheSwizzler posted:

but I'll allow it because I chuckled. Redtext is yours.

Please redtext Dr. Cool **** with "Some Pig Lover"

# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:47

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Fitting that he rises from the terlet on Halloween

# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:35

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

Leraika posted:

If she wants the belt back, she knows what she has to do.

Then 1-on-1 it is. Hope you enjoy the taste of mat.

Rob Ford Crew.

# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:55

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

My pink SAW shirt arrived today, just too late for me to wear for the PPV. Maybe that would have changed the result!

# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:58

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

It�s true, the shirts have powers and you can gain them by purchasing all of our merch

# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:59

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 07:46

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Thanks for the reminder, got my shirt today. Hot dog

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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:04

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