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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"A banana peel! My one weakness!"





"My glass helmet! My one weakness!"

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So, from Mysterio's perspective, he saw Spider-man jump to his death via the only exit on that part of the sub, the window, he turned around and told MJ he'll just kill her without introducing himself. Spider-man then appears to suckerpunch him and disable the two goons.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

He had to have a sit-down after seeing Spidey jump through a porthole and drown himself. He needed a few minutes to regain his composure.

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
His hypno-helmet is so strong it takes him several minutes to find it and put it back on whenever he takes it off. Where's my no-prize, Stan's Ghost?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Yes, you "found" him. Good job.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter, maybe you should.... do something?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Bah gawd that spider-man is broken in half

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy








An abrupt end the the Mysterio adventure.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So like.... was Mysterio actually stopping real crimes or were they all faked/set-ups. Did the guys he caught and handed over to the police know they were going to go to jail?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MorningMoon posted:


Bah gawd that spider-man is broken in half

I love that Stan Lee, like Robbie Robertson, apparently has no idea that wrestling isn't a real fight.

Edit: This was meant to be an edit, not a double-post. I've been stupid... as stupid as Spider-Man!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Jerusalem posted:

So like.... was Mysterio actually stopping real crimes or were they all faked/set-ups. Did the guys he caught and handed over to the police know they were going to go to jail?

I think he hypnotized people into thinking he was stopping crimes?????

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Jerusalem posted:

I love that Stan Lee, like Robbie Robertson, apparently has no idea that wrestling isn't a real fight.

Edit: This was meant to be an edit, not a double-post. I've been stupid... as stupid as Spider-Man!
Spider-Man would have accidentally posted a thread.

Inadequately
Oct 9, 2012
I assumed that all the criminals Mysterio stopped were hired to take a fall for him, because the alternative is that a group of armed robbers decided to storm a restaurant in broad daylight for whatever cash JJJ happened to have in his wallet at the time, and then when he had none immediately decided to escalate to taking him hostage and holding him for ransom.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Dialing Mysterio down to "a hypnotist with a magical hypnotist helmet" is a dirty loving move, NSM

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Maybe... maybe tell the police there was a kidnapping, Peter?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Murdstone posted:

Spider-Man would have accidentally posted a thread.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
:five:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

lol at the faux transparent background

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

BUGLE SPIDER SNAPS surely

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

holy poo poo yes


the 1 thing he can do

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

MorningMoon posted:

holy poo poo yes


the 1 thing he can do

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


MorningMoon posted:

holy poo poo yes


the 1 thing he can do
"So I wet myself."



Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

DO IT YOU SON OF A BITCH, ROBBIE WANTS TO BELEIVE IN KID SPIDER-MAN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Aunt May rubbing her hands together in villainous glee. :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stan Lee at least gets right that old ladies will absolutely gently caress up a wrestler if given half a chance.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
If I had money, I would pay to have that sequence fully animated because what in the gently caress :psyduck:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Wanna spam insomniac until they add this to the game. If you stay in place for 2 minutes while npc talk they turn and a copper crashes out of nowhere.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

MorningMoon posted:


DO IT YOU SON OF A BITCH, ROBBIE WANTS TO BELEIVE IN KID SPIDER-MAN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

... Bah gawd, that's Boris the Red's music!

Inadequately
Oct 9, 2012

MorningMoon posted:


DO IT YOU SON OF A BITCH, ROBBIE WANTS TO BELEIVE IN KID SPIDER-MAN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aunt May, watching a colossal wrestler pummel the dust out of a man with an injured arm:

https://twitter.com/wattpadcomment/status/1171351160499757057?s=20

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The chopper somehow looks like Groverhaus

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008


His "spider sense" is actually some people following him around warning him about things

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Qwertycoatl posted:

His "spider sense" is actually some people following him around warning him about things

That would explain a lot.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy






I swear to you, I did not do that. I wish I was funny enough to think to randomly edit something like that, but I am not.



I wonder if she wants to catch a wolverine.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wolverine's blood might be able to cure the dreaded drifting eyesocket disease.

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Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007
His webs dissolve after a couple of hours, right? That helicopter is going to squash some poor unaware pedestrians very shortly!

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