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SettingSun posted:SBF do you view your clients as "dumb motherfuckers"? "One book, entitled 'Our Clients are Dumb Motherfuckers', written by Sam Bankman-Fried"
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 22:06 |
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Vampire Panties posted:Wow I didn’t need to Google SBF pinning the weasel I was imagining this said by Paulie Shore ala wheezing the juice
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 22:12 |
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lotta mfing apes still out there holding the bag LMAO SLURPED!
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 23:33 |
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You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything. https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 02:07 |
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he does not look like that lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 02:21 |
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MD2020 posted:You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 02:24 |
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MD2020 posted:You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything. https://www.theonion.com/courtroom-artist-clearly-infatuated-with-bailiff-1819591358
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 03:10 |
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reality vs Tyler Durden
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 03:33 |
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Actual sketch
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 03:47 |
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SBF as Gollum kinda tracks.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 04:14 |
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Squiggle posted:https://www.theonion.com/courtroom-artist-clearly-infatuated-with-bailiff-1819591358 Love how they didn't feel the need to write an article for that, the picture does all the talking perfectly.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 04:22 |
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MD2020 posted:You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything. That is brad pitt as tyler durden from the movie fight club
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 15:50 |
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rotinaj posted:That is brad pitt as tyler durden from the movie fight club edit: whoops, posted above
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 16:56 |
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notwithoutmyanus posted:edit: whoops, posted above
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:37 |
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do court sketchers get to do whatever they want as long as its still mostly "realistic"?
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:46 |
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what is even the point of having someone draw people in the court room?
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:47 |
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LordArgh posted:what is even the point of having someone draw people in the court room? In most cases recording or photography is prohibited, but news outlets still want a graphic to go along with their articles
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:52 |
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LordArgh posted:what is even the point of having someone draw people in the court room? Sketch artists gotta eat too.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:58 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Actual sketch
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:06 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Actual sketch Why is there so much green on his face?
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:12 |
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LOL, wax people
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:12 |
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Billy Gnosis posted:Why is there so much green on his face? because he's rotten
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:17 |
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Well poo poo now it all makes sense. You can't put a Ferengi in charge and not expect this kind of unethical behavior.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:27 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Actual sketch haha, this sketch artist
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 18:30 |
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Boxturret posted:Love how they didn't feel the need to write an article for that, the picture does all the talking perfectly. That's the thing about The Onion, the whole story is told in the headline... Hell, you can usually get the joke from the URL alone.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:06 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:That's the thing about The Onion, the whole story is told in the headline... Hell, you can usually get the joke from the URL alone. https://www.theonion.com/pool-noodle-has-another-season-in-her-1819590320
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:11 |
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Billy Gnosis posted:Why is there so much green on his face? The judge gives him a break every half an hour to huff paint, as prescribed by his doctor.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:35 |
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i like how the lower left pic with in a pic somehow makes them look better. also too like the seemingly random hints or flourishes of color. like the Donnie drawing has a bunch of purple in it for some reason.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:39 |
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I didn’t know you could melt people in court rooms
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:58 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Actual sketch Someone put michael shannon and chris kattan in a blender and that drawing came out
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:05 |
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Billy Gnosis posted:Why is there so much green on his face? as an undertone! for the actual colours https://theumbrellaarts.org/blog/whats-green-faces
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:08 |
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The artist broke their "pasty white basement nerd" crayon I guess.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:13 |
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Seems this courtroom artist's name is Jane Rosenberg. Tom Brady: Donald Trump:
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:15 |
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at first i thought this was an AI-generated courtroom sketch of the titular character from wayne's world
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 20:37 |
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As far as trial artwork goes, nothing will top Ghislaine Maxwell angrily sketching the courtroom artist sketching her e: That one's also by Jane Rosenberg Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Oct 31, 2023 |
# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:04 |
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That one rules, I had no idea these were all by the same woman.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:20 |
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Porfiriato posted:As far as trial artwork goes, nothing will top Ghislaine Maxwell angrily sketching the courtroom artist sketching her if this isn't the best courtroom sketch of all time, it's def in the top 5
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:26 |
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ellie the beep posted:as an undertone! for the actual colours
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:43 |
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Those are all Disco Elysium profile pics.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:52 |
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Lumbermouth posted:Your honor, when I referred to our clients as "dumb loving marks," I was only referring to Dave specifically. At this point, lean into it. 'Your Honor, my clients entrusted me to safeguard tens of billions of dollars, how smart could they be?'
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