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Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

SettingSun posted:

SBF do you view your clients as "dumb motherfuckers"?

I do not.

Please refer to evidence A, a Slack correspondence from you that reads "our clients are dumb motherfuckers".

I didn't mean all clients.

"One book, entitled 'Our Clients are Dumb Motherfuckers', written by Sam Bankman-Fried"

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Vampire Panties posted:

Wow I didn’t need to Google SBF pinning the weasel

:lol::lol::lol:

I was imagining this said by Paulie Shore ala wheezing the juice

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
lotta mfing apes still out there holding the bag

LMAO

SLURPED!

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything.

https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549

an iksar marauder
May 6, 2022

An iksar marauder glowers at you dubiously -- looks like quite a gamble.
he does not look like that lol

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

MD2020 posted:

You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything.

https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


MD2020 posted:

You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything.

https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549

https://www.theonion.com/courtroom-artist-clearly-infatuated-with-bailiff-1819591358

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

reality vs Tyler Durden

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Actual sketch

SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

SBF as Gollum kinda tracks.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Love how they didn't feel the need to write an article for that, the picture does all the talking perfectly.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

MD2020 posted:

You know, I was quite skeptical about how SBF could get so many sophisticated people to believe him, but not gonna lie, this dude could probably sell me on almost anything.

https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549

That is brad pitt as tyler durden from the movie fight club

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

rotinaj posted:

That is brad pitt as tyler durden from the movie fight club

edit: whoops, posted above

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

notwithoutmyanus posted:

edit: whoops, posted above

:hfive:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
do court sketchers get to do whatever they want as long as its still mostly "realistic"?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
what is even the point of having someone draw people in the court room?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

LordArgh posted:

what is even the point of having someone draw people in the court room?

In most cases recording or photography is prohibited, but news outlets still want a graphic to go along with their articles

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

LordArgh posted:

what is even the point of having someone draw people in the court room?

Sketch artists gotta eat too.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Why is there so much green on his face?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL, wax people

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Billy Gnosis posted:

Why is there so much green on his face?

because he's rotten

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Well poo poo now it all makes sense. You can't put a Ferengi in charge and not expect this kind of unethical behavior.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007



haha, this sketch artist

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Boxturret posted:

Love how they didn't feel the need to write an article for that, the picture does all the talking perfectly.

That's the thing about The Onion, the whole story is told in the headline... Hell, you can usually get the joke from the URL alone.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Pham Nuwen posted:

That's the thing about The Onion, the whole story is told in the headline... Hell, you can usually get the joke from the URL alone.

https://www.theonion.com/pool-noodle-has-another-season-in-her-1819590320

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Billy Gnosis posted:

Why is there so much green on his face?

The judge gives him a break every half an hour to huff paint, as prescribed by his doctor.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

i like how the lower left pic with in a pic somehow makes them look better.

also too like the seemingly random hints or flourishes of color. like the Donnie drawing has a bunch of purple in it for some reason.

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

I didn’t know you could melt people in court rooms

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Someone put michael shannon and chris kattan in a blender and that drawing came out

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Billy Gnosis posted:

Why is there so much green on his face?

as an undertone! for the actual colours

https://theumbrellaarts.org/blog/whats-green-faces

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
The artist broke their "pasty white basement nerd" crayon I guess.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Seems this courtroom artist's name is Jane Rosenberg.

Tom Brady:


Donald Trump:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

at first i thought this was an AI-generated courtroom sketch of the titular character from wayne's world

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


As far as trial artwork goes, nothing will top Ghislaine Maxwell angrily sketching the courtroom artist sketching her



e: That one's also by Jane Rosenberg

Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Oct 31, 2023

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?
That one rules, I had no idea these were all by the same woman.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Porfiriato posted:

As far as trial artwork goes, nothing will top Ghislaine Maxwell angrily sketching the courtroom artist sketching her



e: That one's also by Jane Rosenberg

if this isn't the best courtroom sketch of all time, it's def in the top 5

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Those are all Disco Elysium profile pics.

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Lord Harbor
Apr 17, 2005
Bruce Campbell: You've stolen my heart, but you'll never take my freedom
Nap Ghost

Lumbermouth posted:

Your honor, when I referred to our clients as "dumb loving marks," I was only referring to Dave specifically.

At this point, lean into it.

'Your Honor, my clients entrusted me to safeguard tens of billions of dollars, how smart could they be?'

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