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elon awoke in sweats one evening, elves on the mind
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Earwicker posted:wait i figure it out every dude who buys one gonna find out it's pussy proof
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Oct 31, 2023 21:30
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Foo Diddley posted:every dude who buys one gonna find out it's pussy proof That would be a concern if they were ever going to be released to consumers
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Oct 31, 2023 21:31
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Big loving deal, my bicycle is arrow proof. poo poo, YOU can be arrow proof just by wearing some layers of cloth! A 50 pound compound bow will not be stopped by any amount of clothing you'd be likely to wear but unless it hit your tires, you're right about that part
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Oct 31, 2023 21:32
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if i was worried about getting hit by arrows i would simply not participate in the battle of agincourt
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Oct 31, 2023 21:34
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Earwicker posted:if i was worried about getting hit by arrows i would simply not participate in the battle of agincourt I'm weaving a tapestry as fast as I can to catch all the action!!!
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Oct 31, 2023 21:36
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I find it surprisingly easy to not be shot at by arrows in my day to day life so the cybretruck doesn't really have a lot of utility for my active lifestyle.
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Oct 31, 2023 21:39
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Mr. Lobe posted:A 50 pound compound bow will not be stopped by any amount of clothing you'd be likely to wear... lol if your lame enough not to wander around daily in chainmail ontop of padded gambeson. What are you, a peasant?
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Oct 31, 2023 21:39
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Is the cybertruck jilted-ex-with-a-bat proof? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 31, 2023 21:40
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drat Ewoks with their log traps are going to ruin my cybertruck.
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Oct 31, 2023 21:41
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Y’all are laughing but when I drive a cybertruck from india to north sentinel island and make friends with the island people, who’ll be laughing then
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Oct 31, 2023 21:42
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Toplowtech posted:Because we may as well not exist. Even the top distinctive cultural product of our generation, the First Person Shooter, made by Gen-Xers for Gen-Xers and millenials are getting called BOOMER SHOOTER those days. I am not going to waste my time explaining to anyone calling me a "boomer" that no, the boomers were the rear end in a top hat telling me doom-likes were murder simulators and Night Trap was about raping white women. Because Boomer just mean "old" for those kids anyway, like TERF just mean Transphobe. boomer shooter just means the 90s FPS design of tons of guns and maplike levels, stop being so mad.
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Oct 31, 2023 21:47
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I will not be satisfied unless Elon and Joe drive it into the Gulf of Mexico.
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Oct 31, 2023 21:49
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Earwicker posted:if i was worried about getting hit by arrows i would simply not participate in the battle of agincourt But what will you do when the tartars appear
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Oct 31, 2023 21:58
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CharlestheHammer posted:But what will you do when the tartars appear Dip my battered fish in their remains
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Oct 31, 2023 22:06
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What will you do when you get attacked while travelling through Sherwood forest?
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Oct 31, 2023 22:08
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Prettz posted:I really, really hate this guy, and I so glad that no one at spacex listens to him anymore. ??? The company that isn't currently allowed to launch because Elon needed to blow up some wetlands for le epic memes?
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Oct 31, 2023 22:10
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Cybertruck will be arrowproof enough to server briefly as a siege tower
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Oct 31, 2023 22:11
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kazil posted:Cybertruck will be arrowproof enough to server briefly as a siege tower How quickly you forget the siege tower built from Boring Bricks.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:13
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But the boiling oil will go straight through those panel gaps.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:13
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But then so did he. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0Yw2J4p2s
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Oct 31, 2023 22:14
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Foo Diddley posted:every dude who buys one gonna find out it's pussy proof
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Oct 31, 2023 22:14
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CharlestheHammer posted:But what will you do when the tartars appear I've got a special toothpaste for that eventuality.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:15
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I'm so confused by this image, looking at the full size image I can see what looks like the arrow, like, there but with sparks around it? Did he have Joe Rogan or whoever the gently caress hand make the arrow from flint or something lol
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Oct 31, 2023 22:19
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They probably did something dumb like shoot it with a hunting broadhead (to make sure it wouldn't penetrate). I'd wager that if they stuck a bodkin point on it that it'd penetrate. Most target archery points are made of poo poo like tungsten and from what I know it wouldn't throw sparks like that. Also if it didn't penetrate and it was an aluminum or carbon wrapped aluminum arrow then they're gonna have an arrow coming back at them with great speed. I've seen arrows rebound off steel beams and it's terrifying. Scipiotik fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Oct 31, 2023 |
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Oct 31, 2023 22:24
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Or they could have taped on a lit sparkler before firing. It’s not worth overthinking.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:32
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Wow this is going to totally revolutionize driving through the Battle of Agincourt.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:33
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Is Elon selling all Cybertrucks specifically to Joe Rogan?
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Oct 31, 2023 22:34
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Elon is afraid of Robin Hood for all the right reasons.
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Speaking as a dinosaur, I'm glad to see that Cybertruck will offer protection from Turok
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Escape Goat posted:Speaking as a dinosaur, I'm glad to see that Cybertruck will offer protection from Turok I don't think it'll stop Tek arrows. Besides, the proper weapon to use against Teslas is the cerebral boer.
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E the Shaggy posted:Is Elon selling all Cybertrucks specifically to Joe Rogan? Joe Rohan* 
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Oct 31, 2023 22:41
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Has anyone mentioned the battle of Agincourt yet?
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Oct 31, 2023 22:42
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SRQ posted:boomer shooter just means the 90s FPS design of tons of guns and maplike levels, stop being so mad. The distinctive cultural product of the Gen-X generation is being mad at stuff for literally no reason.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:43
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It split rohan's arrow in twain
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Oct 31, 2023 22:45
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So what are they planning to sell the cybertruck for? I saw a YT video the other day of some guy who is big into trucks going around to a few dealerships to be flabbergasted by the prices and there as a Ford Raptor R on the lot with an asking price of $150k
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Oct 31, 2023 22:47
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it was going to be $40k when it was announced years ago but you'll have to wait until next month to find out what it actually is
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Earwicker posted:the cybertruck isn't a truck at all, it's a time travelling device. that's why we don't see them on the roads, thats why it never seems to be street ready: that already happened, centuries ago. the scuff marks we constantly see aren't from the lovely design but from withstanding the slings and arrows of time, literally. This Back to the Future reboot sucks.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:52
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I think someone spilled the beans, the 3-motor version is supposedly like 80k +FSD I think
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kazil posted:Joe Rohan* 
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