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clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Unlucky7 posted:

I am a bit of a horror weenie in general, though I do like the occasional Resident Evil game, and I kind of want to watch Friday the 13th Final Chapter ahead of the live show. Is it a good watch?

None of those movies come even remotely to a good watch. Literally any other horror franchise has something better to offer.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

clown shoes posted:

None of those movies come even remotely to a good watch. Literally any other horror franchise has something better to offer.

That's absolutely wrong for part 4. 1 and 2 are camp shenanigans and made the genre what it is but aren't great. 3 is cheap and doesn't have any good kills, maybe the worst one. 4 is a solidly great slasher start to finish. The movie moves along, makes more or less sense, great kills.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
The Friday the 13th ranking chat has escaped the containment of the Horror thread... :murder:

(I thought the majority consensus was that 8 and 9 were the worst.)

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Only one way to find out.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

SilentChaz posted:

The Friday the 13th ranking chat has escaped the containment of the Horror thread... :murder:

(I thought the majority consensus was that 8 and 9 were the worst.)

I don't know how I would rank them (aside from putting 4 and 6 forward as "the good ones", 1 as "worse than you remember", and X as "gently caress you, it's fun), but I do know that Roy: The Motion Picture is the one I remember absolutely nothing about. Aside from those drat enchiladas

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
3 has a girl getting a speargun to the eye after mistaking hulking Jason for her dweeby prankster "friend". It's also Jason's first kill with his Hockey Mask.

Though now that I just rewatched the death on youtube, it's way less funny than I remember. We used to laugh our asses off at her death and had an in joke quote of "You're not Shelly!" that apparently we invented whole cloth.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




6=7=4 > X > 3=1=2 > 8=9 >>>>> 5

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

dorium posted:

6=7=4 > X > 3=1=2 > 8=9 >>>>> 5

drat, this a tricky equation.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



clown shoes posted:

None of those movies come even remotely to a good watch. Literally any other horror franchise has something better to offer.

Name + post combo is on

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Zurtilik posted:

drat, this a tricky equation.

Solve it to get my Friday the 13th Rankings.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I saw Jason X in a midnight showing in the theater, and god drat that was a fun time. Dumb movie, but I'll always love it.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Yep, X was the first time I was invited to a private friends screening when I knew people who ran the booth at a local theater and they would run all the next weeks movies for friends after hours. Super fun movie.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

fishtank fucker is a good username

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

How was the Moment show? Is it worth a listen if you've never seen the movie?

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

ahahahaheaahha the shuntening holy poo poo that was awesome. Hilarious and gross and not at all scary. Great commentary and how in the gently caress did that movie ever get made. Masterpiece all around.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Dispatch out


quote:

NOVEMBER SCHEDULE

Say what? The schedule in advance?! It's the least we could do! By subscribing to this newsletter you get a sneak peek at what we're putting out in November!

We Love Movies Main-Feed Lineup:

Episode 705 – Psycho (1960)

Episode 706 – Batman Begins

Episode 707– Blade Runner*

Episode 708 – Beetlejuice

*FYI: We’ll be covering The Final Cut.

Patreon Episodes:

We Hate Movies – The Hunger Games

Animation Damnation: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Full Length Episode!)

The Nexus: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock  (Full Length Episode!)

Gleep Glossary: Grand Admiral Thrawn

MelR0210: 90210“Shooting Star/American in Paris” (s3, e5), Melrose Place: “Parting Glances” (s2, e20)


thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

AceOfFlames posted:

Dispatch out

Hell yes to all of this.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

thrawn527 posted:

Hell yes to all of this.

Especially to the Gleep Glossary I bet :)

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

AceOfFlames posted:

Especially to the Gleep Glossary I bet :)

I mean...

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




That's a nice little pile of re-watches for November. Even the WHM! I remember zero about that movie.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



That AnimDamna is a long time coming

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Arson Daily posted:

ahahahaheaahha the shuntening holy poo poo that was awesome. Hilarious and gross and not at all scary. Great commentary and how in the gently caress did that movie ever get made. Masterpiece all around.

I’m watching Society right, about 30 minutes in, just waiting for it all to start.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

this has the potential to be the best WLM month since the original, god drat

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Legit fist pump at AD, been meaning to rewatch that.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Cael posted:

Legit fist pump at AD, been meaning to rewatch that.

Andrew will shout out the new 4K because it looks real good.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
They should all watch the GvS Psycho back to back.

Doobie Keebler
May 9, 2005

That's an absolutely stacked lineup. I'm excited for every one of those episodes.

mweber
Dec 24, 2003
Will be very disappointed if it doesn’t come up in this MelRo210 ep that Dean Cain deflowered Brooke Shields when they were at Princeton.

Darn it, this is what happens when Eric misses an episode.

mweber fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Nov 9, 2023

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
The Hitchcock impression in the Psycho episode reminds me of Lorne Michaels,

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Its Lorne but more jowly.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
I’m only about 20 minutes into the Batman Begins episode and the Alfred impressions are killing me.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Can't wait to listen. The guys always bring it when it comes to Sir Michael Caine.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hitchcock bemoaning all the fast food he's missing out on in Hell is a pretty great gag, but the later joke about his personal chocolate syrup and ice cream tray "that's only for knights" had me howling in the car ride to work.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Steve hitting a little too close to home with one thing in the Batman Begins ep: "I became the thing I fear the most. Failure." :smith:

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

SilentChaz posted:

Steve hitting a little too close to home with one thing in the Batman Begins ep: "I became the thing I fear the most. Failure." :smith:

:same:. Definitely using that line in the future.

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Nov 14, 2023

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



This is definitely an episode not to skip for the people who bemoan WLM month. Really funny gags throughout and yeah that Steve line was savage

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Big news for those of you who back the blue, Hooked on Hooker returns next month:

https://twitter.com/ericszyszka/status/1724484701849554956

Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat

weekly font posted:

This is definitely an episode not to skip for the people who bemoan WLM month. Really funny gags throughout and yeah that Steve line was savage

That's good. WLM has really become "let's jerk off this movie" so I hope they're getting away from that.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Cabin's favorite Nolan movie being Tenet is truly deranged poo poo.

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dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




makes sense. its drat cool.

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