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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

LookieLoo posted:

Is that dress held together by magnets? You can't just put on a shower curtain and walk around without a titty peaking out

Double-sided sellotape.

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

what's the problem with this, lots of kids want to ride the pink ranger

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Arivia posted:

what's the problem with this, lots of kids want to ride the pink ranger

Ranger? I hardly knew 'er!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Arivia posted:

what's the problem with this, lots of kids want to ride the pink ranger

Kind of inappropriate but I still laughed

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Arivia posted:

what's the problem with this, lots of kids want to ride the pink ranger

Hey I never said there was a problem!


The two butt cheek steering wheels are pretty lol though

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005

Doctor Rope

A perfect reply :discourse:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LookieLoo posted:

Is that dress held together by magnets? You can't just put on a shower curtain and walk around without a titty peaking out

Women wear double sided dress tape/body tape/fashion tape to keep their clothes in place. Any time you see a lady with a style that looks like shes one stiff breeze from getting arrested that stuff is literally taped to her skin. Also church ladies who want to make sure their modest neckline doesn't slip into a saucy style.

I guess the pictures are kinda funny?





Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Yeah titty tape is a whole thing

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Arivia posted:

what's the problem with this, lots of kids want to ride the pink ranger

Didn't that actress end up doing porn at some point?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Field Mousepad posted:

Didn't that actress end up doing porn at some point?

no

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Amy Jo Johnson is a treasure :mad:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Field Mousepad posted:

Didn't that actress end up doing porn at some point?

The rumor was the red ranger did gay porn.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Field Mousepad posted:

Didn't that actress end up doing porn at some point?

It was called "Agony In Pink" and it's not something normal people can get off to.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Field Mousepad posted:

Didn't that actress end up doing porn at some point?

If she had she would have been made incredibly wealthy in a way that puts Kim Kardashian even more to shame and it would 100% be findable online, making the rounds to this day 30 years later.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

BaronVonVaderham posted:

The rumor was the red ranger did gay porn.

The blue ranger was convicted of murder.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Velocity Raptor posted:

The blue ranger was convicted of murder.

So much for "they know to only use their weapons for defence"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Rita Repulsa was convicted for trying to take over the universe



She eventually mellowed out and started an OnlyFans

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Desert Bus posted:

It was called "Agony In Pink" and it's not something normal people can get off to.

Thanks for undoing 15 years of repressing my memories

:thanks:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Is the white bit meant to be Rita's hair or a weird hat?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Tree Bucket posted:

Is the white bit meant to be Rita's hair or a weird hat?

...what? Of course it's a weird h-



Wait. It was her hair this whole time?!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Hair is a hat so what

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

marshmallow creep posted:

Hair is a hat so what

Yeah they were just unaware of how cool the hero of power rangers was.

Just a super cool lady, working her way to the top in a mans world.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Hyperlynx posted:

...what? Of course it's a weird h-



Wait. It was her hair this whole time?!

Hey you try spending ten thousand years in a space dumpster, see how your hair does

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Rita Repulsa is my wife and her hair is fabulous

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Unperson_47 posted:

Rita Repulsa is my wife and her hair is fabulous

I'm also loving this guy's wife's hair

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

LookieLoo posted:

Is that dress held together by magnets? You can't just put on a shower curtain and walk around without a titty peaking out

Entertainment fashion has thoroughly embraced Theiss Titillation Theory.

EDIT: Link removed due to creepsterism. Apologies for not checking it out thoroughly enough before posting it.

Lemniscate Blue has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Nov 1, 2023

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Entertainment fashion has thoroughly embraced Theiss Titillation Theory.

Sorry I didn't get very far in reading this


that link posted:

Theiss Titillation Theory: The sexiness of an outfit is in direct proportion to the likelihood that the wearer will fall out of it.

In describing my young adult science fiction novel, I’ve started referring to it by an assortment of adjectives: epic, exciting, heartwarming, funny, sexy…

Yes, I said sexy.  Yes, a young adult novel.  With protagonists that range in age from sixteen down to ten.  (Okay, the sexy part does not apply to the ten-year-old).  But, as I have discussed before, there is sexual content, most of it implied, all of it positive.  Something else I want my novel to be is fun.  A contrast to all the dark, violent, nihilistic dystopian crap that’s out there.  And, to that end, sexy can indeed be fun.  In fact, when sexy isn’t fun, there’s a problem.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Well the article was about Star Trek...

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Well poo poo, that'll teach me not to merely skim Google results.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



:whitewater:

e: the last blogpost on this site is a defiant 2014 missive defending his decision to write about sexy teens

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I like the part where he specifies the age range of 10 to 16, but like, the sexy part isn't for the 10 year old! No, just 11 and up probably. I don't know why anyone would actually write that, read it back and go "yep, totally good and normal, people will relate."

Soul Dentist posted:

Well the article was about Star Trek...

But also I guess they will lol

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:



:whitewater:

e: the last blogpost on this site is a defiant 2014 missive defending his decision to write about sexy teens

The next to last one is him talking about being a teacher...:whitewater:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

e: the last blogpost on this site is a defiant 2014 missive defending his decision to write about sexy teens

Biplane posted:

The next to last one is him talking about being a teacher...:whitewater:

Maybe he's writing for Clone High.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Mmmmmm i skipped those posts thanks skim and scan reading strategy.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Found a neighbor with a cone to borrow. Enjoy, the costume that only cost a $50 copay

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Why is there Ice on your nuts?

Fake Edit: You got clipped lmao thats a good costume

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Part of my job is assisting on vasectomies (did one today, in fact) and all I'll say is congratulations on your decision and also don't ever get it reversed because that poo poo sucks rear end and is the worst surgery I have to do, and that includes hemorrhoids. People sell it like "it's super easy to get a reversal" that's because you don't have to fuckin' deal with the near-invisible microscopic suturing involved in it

edit: literally microscopic, we have to do it under a microscope

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