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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

CLAM DOWN posted:

in what world is this the "worst pizza ever"

Considering all of the bad olive opinions in this thread I was under the impression you guys would think it was the worst.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
All olives are great. gently caress the haters.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
think i'll make a pizza with kalamatas tonight.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Looks like Donato's, the "King of Pizzas"

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Pennywise the Frown posted:

All olives are great. gently caress the haters.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Dokapon Findom posted:

Every time they deliver a pizza they should open up the box and say "look how they massacred my boy"

https://youtube.com/shorts/azOhW5OEAWQ?si=D3VUYDdxLS7ojWQv

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I ain't fancy & don't need no king of pizza

Duke or count of pizza is fine, knight is a fine pizza

I think your peasant of pizza is maybe just bread... pretty good ngl

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
yeoman of pizza would be cheesy bread

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Is a medieval trencher technically a pizza? Or is it bruschetta?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Pennywise the Frown posted:

All olives are great. gently caress the haters.

All olives are great. But not all olives are great in every preparation

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nothing wrong with olives, and that's the best kind of pizza for em. Nothing fancy, just solid tavern style.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

maybeadracula posted:

All olives are great. But not all olives are great in every preparation

Agreed. But sliced black olives on a pizza is ok. I don't get them anymore because they don't bring a lot to the party for the cost of a topping.

edit: deleted! problem solved!

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Nov 1, 2023

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The awful app lets you block a specific av, as does your ad blocker

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Tunicate posted:

The awful app lets you block a specific av, as does your ad blocker

omg thank you! I had uBlock turned off on SA for the longest time and didn't know that was possible!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I ain't fancy & don't need no king of pizza

Duke or count of pizza is fine, knight is a fine pizza

I think your peasant of pizza is maybe just bread... pretty good ngl

I got ya covered there too

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What's the difference between Special Combination, Special Blend, and "Special Blend" :tinfoil:

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


A Concrete Divider posted:

Mushroom and black olive pizza I had a couple of weeks ago

A+ Pizza right there

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

A Concrete Divider posted:

Mushroom and black olive pizza I had a couple of weeks ago

Cromulent, but unremarkable. :geno:

Devoyniche
Dec 21, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Also just slicing them super thin with a mandoline or other pro tool will make sure they dry up real quick in the oven. I know most pizza places that do them juuuuust-so aren't pre-baking them or anything.

I was going to ask who hasnt done the 'put mushrooms in an egg slicer to get the 1/8in even slices' trick yet. I do this with olives too. I see people complaining about cooking mushrooms and Ive always wondered. Even cooking them in chunks though, if you do it hot enough they dont really release too much moisture, the trick I guess is to have enough oil and maybe not crowd the pan?

I think I also read the other trick with mushrooms is to not wash them, because they absorb that water, but to scrub them with a wet paper towel.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
pretty sure not washing shrooms is a myth

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
You can also intentionally cook the water out of mushrooms before you bake/fry/whatever, although some people claim it loses some of the flavor (I use this method for what it’s worth):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEtlkePFIGM

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001

Mister Speaker posted:

Is a medieval trencher technically a pizza? Or is it bruschetta?

If you hold one side and it droops, it's pizza. If it stays flat then it's bruschetta. I think that makes a trencher a bruschetta.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I precook nearly all my pizza toppings, you have to if you want them to be any good

bartok
May 10, 2006



Soul Dentist posted:

Looks like Donato's, the "King of Pizzas"

Donato's has fallen hard. Here in Columbus I want that kind of pizza I'm getting Ange's or Massey's or a ton of other local places before Donato's.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

SniperWoreConverse posted:

pretty sure not washing shrooms is a myth

Wrong

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



SniperWoreConverse posted:

pretty sure not washing shrooms is a myth

Just wipe em down with some TP

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Gonna wash my mushrooms you can't stop me

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



david_a posted:

You can also intentionally cook the water out of mushrooms before you bake/fry/whatever, although some people claim it loses some of the flavor (I use this method for what it’s worth):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEtlkePFIGM

Same but I use veggie broth instead of water

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

A Concrete Divider posted:

Mushroom and black olive pizza I had a couple of weeks ago

Hard to tell if that's before you ate it or after you pooped it out imo

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Devoyniche posted:

I think I also read the other trick with mushrooms is to not wash them, because they absorb that water, but to scrub them with a wet paper towel.

The wetness of the paper towel would still imbue them with moisture :spergin: I use a dedicated mushroom scrubber to clean them similar to a potato brush. The only time I have ever deliberately washed mushrooms was the time I bought morels and soaked them to release the dirt which they were loaded with

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Morels are so good, I miss living somewhere I could go out to pick them every spring. I wonder if they'd be worthwhile on a pizza, or if that'd be a waste compared to using them for more directly mushroom-centric stuff.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Morels are so good, I miss living somewhere I could go out to pick them every spring. I wonder if they'd be worthwhile on a pizza, or if that'd be a waste compared to using them for more directly mushroom-centric stuff.

I just fried them in a little bit of butter, I figured anything else would be a waste for something so decadent. I feel the same way about chanterelles; the furthest I will go is to prepare some toast and cut it into points to scoop em up

Even though mushroom picking is in the family I just don't trust myself enough to always make the right call while foraging

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i wash my mushrooms in a half stick of butter and some heat

you're doing it wrong otherwise

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Philthy posted:

i wash my mushrooms in a half stick of butter and some heat

you're doing it wrong otherwise

Maybe add a little wine so the alcohol kills any germs

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Pizza Hut selling snake pizza in Hong Kong



Don't knock it 'till you try it and all that, but somehow still thought this belongs here.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Pizza Hut selling snake pizza in Hong Kong



Don't knock it 'till you try it and all that, but somehow still thought this belongs here.

What a thrill…

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Rather have imitation crab mixed miracle whip on wonder bread pizza

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Also as I tell the family, spiders and snakes are friends


Don’t eat friends

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

a sexual elk posted:

...spiders and snakes are friends


Don’t eat friends
:hmmyes:
True on both points.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Pizza Hut selling snake pizza in Hong Kong



Don't knock it 'till you try it and all that, but somehow still thought this belongs here.

It’s Pizza Hutt. It belongs here.

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